TimmyTheTalkingToilet 11,593 15
08/11/2008 01:16 PM

What ever will I do? (I mean outside of hitting the submit button too early and all.)

I would rather slam my junk in a cardoor than go to a HS reunion.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
08/11/2008 01:18 PM

I don't go to mine. I can't imagine spending $300 on air fare, using vacation days and spending money for a hotel to see people I care very little about. I have no animosity toward them, but it seems like a crappy vacation.

TimmyTheTalkingToilet 11,593 15
08/11/2008 01:20 PM

Well that and chances are drinking will probably lower my inhibitions and I would wind up punching somebody, maybe more.

DemoMonkey is a monster. RAWR! 166,252 10
08/11/2008 01:22 PM

I'm not sure if that is a deterrent or an attraction.

TimmyTheTalkingToilet 11,593 15
08/11/2008 01:26 PM

yes

Shell Belle 77,143 25
08/11/2008 01:42 PM

I went to my tenth. I was five months pregnant and still almost the thinnest woman there. All of those voodoo curses worked after all!

Squirrel Trooper Bill 53,270 54
08/11/2008 03:26 PM

I would go to mine but the work camp I graduated from doesn't have reunions. I did see about 90% of the students when I last spent time in jail though.

So, I guess thats kind of a reunion.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/11/2008 03:41 PM

I have dinner with my mom twice a month.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/11/2008 03:41 PM

...I was home schooled.

Pram 80,728 42
08/11/2008 03:54 PM

I didn't go to my 10 year reunion. It would have been too depressing and off-putting. To see all of those popular kids ending up as football coaches and big-titted burn-outs (the guys, too) wasting their lives away in a bar while 80's music plays on an old jukebox.

Actually, come to think of it, that's what all bars are like. You think you're going into a drinking establishment, and you're actually witnessing someone's highschool reunion. Seeing how the nerds didn't show up because they became really successful despite all the wedgies is the best part.

rock lobster is not a lion tamer 18,570 33
08/11/2008 06:15 PM

My five-year reunion is in about 6 months. I am for sure not going. I'll wait till the 10 year reunion, when I graduate college, and no longer have to stare at half the guys I went to high school with while I strip for tuition money work as a receptionist at a local car dealership.

TimmyTheTalkingToilet 11,593 15
08/11/2008 06:15 PM

That's the same reason that I avoided strip clubs in my area.

I was more worried about running into anybody that I went to HS with in the crowd or sliding down a brass pole.

(still funny to run into some of the girls that were fairly ok looking only to see them shaped like bowling pins now)

Aphrodite 2,261 13
08/11/2008 07:24 PM

I avoided my 5 year, but I can't wait for my 10. I actually look better than I did at 17, I have a great job, and I'm not above rubbing it in everyone's face. Plus there are a couple old friends I'd like to catch up with.

Millie 116,988 28
08/11/2008 07:50 PM

I've never had anything to rub in anyone's face (except my giant boobs.)

I've gone to all my reunions and had a good time. I think if you go thinking you are going to show up everyone else you aren't going to have fun.

I have never had a job to brag about, or any kids to brag about, or a trophy husband or a boy toy to show off. I wasn't popular in high school, but I had friends.

I like getting drunk and catching up with people I grew up with. Even the drunks who were getting divorced and trying to pick all the women up were people I knew when we were kids.

People take their reunions too seriously. No, if I thought it wouldn't be fun, or if a truly didn't like anyone I went to school with, I wouldn't go.

Pram 80,728 42
08/11/2008 07:55 PM

(still funny to run into some of the girls that were fairly ok looking only to see them shaped like bowling pins now)

I would go to your reunion with a bowling ball just to try to knock 'em over.

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
08/12/2008 10:55 AM

Timmy, you are such an idiot.

TimmyTheTalkingToilet 11,593 15
08/12/2008 01:23 PM

And your a whore, so shut your dirty Coleridgeholster and kill yourself.













I missed you, ya Frostin skank.

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
08/12/2008 01:27 PM

Proof that Timmy is an idiot:
Better things to do this weekend instead of hanging out with people I didn't like anyways.
Friday, Pirate cruise on the Missouri river, or goth night at the local club.
Saturday, (I have a show already lined out so I can't do squat but still.) Machinegun shoot in Kearney Nebraska, Airshow at Offut airforce base in Belleview Ne, Iowa State Fair, or Alice Cooper in Council Bluffs Iowa.
Sunday, 80s night at one of the local clubs, or heal from the previous night's show.

Proof that Lila is a "whore":
nil
Please insert coin and try again.

La Femme KChikita 128,375 98
08/12/2008 01:27 PM

We didn't have a 5-year reunion. I don't think anyone cared that much. We've got a frickin' Myspace page for our 10-year though. I can imagine the girl who's organizing it too. She was a pain in the ass in high school and I'm sure she's intolerable now.

TimmyTheTalkingToilet 11,593 15
08/12/2008 01:29 PM

Lila, I don't need proof that you are a whore, because you just are one.

And how am I an idiot, when I know that there are better things to do in this Shakespeare town?

So with that in mind, kill yourself skank.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
08/12/2008 01:35 PM

My hometown has a website that has a guestbook. From time to time I'll post a message there using someone else's name. I'll write things like "Anyone going to the Sex in the City movie? Looks awesome." then I'll sign some guy's name to it, and I'll put a generic email address I use for things like this to see who responds. Sometimes I make a nasty reply to the person and then copy it to my brother and we laugh over it. This woman that graduated the year before me thinks I'm some guy named Tom. She kept emailing me to see if I was coming to the reunion they had last week. I never replied. She sent me a bunch of photos from it. I'm thinking of emailing her back that everyone looks like crap.

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
08/12/2008 01:40 PM

Pirate cruise on the Missouri river, goth night at the local club, I have a show already lined out, Machinegun shoot in Kearney Nebraska, Airshow at Offut airforce base in Belleview Ne, Iowa State Fair, Alice Cooper in Council Bluffs Iowa, 80s night at one of the local clubs are the "better things to do in your Shakespeare town"?

Look in the mirror for the person who needs to die.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/12/2008 02:20 PM

Timmy, I got an awesome new knife.

Chance 171,275 14
08/12/2008 04:17 PM

What is wrong with 80s night at one of the local clubs? I prefer 80's music to most of the Shakespeare that comes out today...then again I love NKOTB...I think I'll shut up now.

TimmyTheTalkingToilet 11,593 15
08/12/2008 08:14 PM

Lila, I keep forgetting that your version of a good time is sucking off some mongoloid retard, for money to pay for the flat tire on your house.


Maybe you are just bitter because you can't go out anymore because you have to take care of your tard spawn since you didn't have the common decency to ram a coathanger up your dirty Carroll and yank the brat out.



Outside of that, the various club nights are ok, I just go to the goth night because it's got cheap booze free pool, and occasionally decent bands.

Machinegun shoot, well, why not rent a M-60, or a GM Minigun it's fun.

80s night, why the Frost not?

Well that and I forgot that Sunday night Deaf Leopard and Billy Idol are playing as well.

Ravos, in the study, with a candlestick 63,472 21
08/13/2008 09:50 AM

Deaf Leopard

Are they a parody band for Deff Leppard?

BillSalamie 67,057 13
08/13/2008 10:07 AM

Yes, and they're a cover band for Def Leppard.

Ravos, in the study, with a candlestick 63,472 21
08/13/2008 10:10 AM

Isn't def leppard kind of a joke in and of itself?

BillSalamie 67,057 13
08/13/2008 10:13 AM

you must be f..f..f..foolin

BillSalamie 67,057 13
08/13/2008 10:13 AM

Wow, I can't believe I made that joke.

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
08/13/2008 02:54 PM

Timmy, I keep forgetting that your version of a good time is sucking off anyone who works in Jim Rose's Circus, for money to pay the monthly note on your Ford Festiva.

You are clearly just bitter because you have no one in your life to love and no one to love you so spend your lonely hours decorating the wall in some after hours bar, while all the waitresses whisper about you in the corner, referring to you as, "that creepy old guy who comes in here every weekend."

It will all be ok, though. Someday you will have the fulfillment of looking into the innocent eyes of a life you created, and your heart will burst knowing that they love you more than anything in this entire world.
Until then you have fun swallowing swords.

Ravos, in the study, with a candlestick 63,472 21
08/13/2008 02:56 PM

Until then you have fun swallowing swords.

Oh, so sword is the new slang term you whipper-snappers are using for it now-a-days?

Chance 171,275 14
08/13/2008 03:32 PM

It will all be ok, though. Someday you will have the fulfillment of looking into the innocent eyes of a life you created, and your heart will burst knowing that they love you more than anything in this entire world.

Lila, I love you but if someone would have said this to you 3 years ago, what would your response have been?

La Femme KChikita 128,375 98
08/13/2008 03:32 PM

This is getting too Dr. Phil for me.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/13/2008 03:37 PM

This is getting too Dr. Doom for me.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
08/13/2008 03:41 PM

It needs some Dr. Detroit.

Ravos, in the study, with a candlestick 63,472 21
08/13/2008 03:42 PM

And it needs less Judge Dredd.

Ravos, in the study, with a candlestick 63,472 21
08/13/2008 03:42 PM

Wait, what were we talking about?

Phuc 237,919 21
08/13/2008 03:45 PM

We were saying that this thread needed some medical attention.

Ravos, in the study, with a candlestick 63,472 21
08/13/2008 03:46 PM

And more cowbell.

Wait, what?

La Femme KChikita 128,375 98
08/13/2008 04:00 PM

Hey! I have those boots!

Summertime Calls for a Bikini! 62,262 18
08/13/2008 04:02 PM

I think the majority of Gabbers are more interested in knowing if you have the matching nurse outfit.

Chance 171,275 14
08/13/2008 04:03 PM

....and where the pictures are kept.

Summertime Calls for a Bikini! 62,262 18
08/13/2008 04:03 PM

And for the second time when I read your post, KChi, I thought you said that you have those boobs.

My mind, it wanders.

Chance 171,275 14
08/13/2008 04:08 PM

So do my boobs.

The Humid Press of Zolton 88,205 34
08/13/2008 04:09 PM

If I had those boobs, I'd never leave the maternity ward.

Ravos, in the study, with a candlestick 63,472 21
08/13/2008 04:10 PM

Those boobs are made for walkin'
and thats just what they'll do
one of these days these boobs are gunna walk all over you.

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
08/13/2008 05:06 PM

Lila, I love you but if someone would have said this to you 3 years ago, what would your response have been?

Hmm...maybe this person has a point. Perhaps I truly AM some loser in my 30's who needs to spend less time in nightclubs and more time in AA meetings.

Thud 68,506 19
08/13/2008 06:31 PM

Nah.

TimmyTheTalkingToilet 11,593 15
08/13/2008 07:25 PM

Lila, you tend to forget one important thing.

Any white trash retard can shoot a waterhead retard out out their fetid worn out Frosthole. Including you. It's not a "miracle" or blessing because the dipShakespeare you are with forgot to pull out in a drunken stupor.

I don't suck off members of the JRC, nor do I have a Ford Festiva.

I'm too busy having a good time to worry about anything else. You just like pissing on everybody else who does what they do to have a good time or actually likes what they are doing for a job in an alternative subculture.

Lets see, I hung out with rockstars, got a guiness world record, and still do things that only a handful of people in this world still do.

It seems that you really haven't accomplished Shakespeare, your unhappy with your life and wants to make everybody else unhappy.

So in all seriousness and from the bottom of my heart to you, suicide is a good option for you at this rate.

Oh and Otto and George are in town this weekend too at the Funny Bone.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
08/13/2008 07:26 PM

That oughta do it...

Millie 116,988 28
08/13/2008 09:33 PM

What's wrong with driving a Ford Festiva?

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/13/2008 09:42 PM

Damned if I know, but then again, I drive a Ford Focus and wear a denim jacket and cargo shorts.

The Humid Press of Zolton 88,205 34
08/13/2008 10:00 PM

I think the rule is that you can drive a Ford compact, or you can give oral sex to famous sideshow freaks. But not both.

Not at the same time, anyway.

Millie 116,988 28
08/13/2008 10:23 PM

Oh, I think you can. At least, I can.

But then, I've always liked to break the rules.

Thud 68,506 19
08/13/2008 10:41 PM

Millie: Fueling Gabber fantasies since 2004.

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
08/13/2008 10:44 PM

Timmy, you are such a dipShakespeare it truly amazes me.
I never said my kid was a "miracle" or blessing since I'm not Christian and know it's simply nature.
You are either my age or older but still living a life that I did 10 years ago and it makes me truly sad for you that you have yet to mature beyond your juvenile antics. You leave Gab for months straight and only come back to say Shakespeare like, "Hey, I'm going to see this awesome emo band in Cleveland this weekend, aren't you guys impressed?!"

Seriously, I shake my head in pity when I read your pathetic attempts to get our approval. Go right ahead thinking that my life doesn't rock beyond belief with my awesome kid, brand new job and new outlook on life. I only wish that someday your life may reflect a fraction of the fun that mine is now that I've grown up.

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
08/13/2008 10:47 PM

It seems that you really haven't accomplished Shakespeare, your unhappy with your life and wants to make everybody else unhappy.

Also, it's you're, not your. And I don't want you or anyone else to be unhappy, nor do I have that power - only you have the option to choose how happy you are. I wasn nothing but the best for all of humanity.
I'm flattered, though, that you think I can control you that way. My jedi mind control is strong!

Chit 178,781 15
08/13/2008 11:07 PM

I want nothing but the best for all of humanity.


I've always gotten that impression from Lila's posts.



Sometimes, Frost-ing off and dying is the best thing for all the rest of humanity.

DemoMonkey is a monster. RAWR! 166,252 10
08/13/2008 11:11 PM

Actually, I believe you misread that Lila. He wasn't stating that you had the power to control his happiness. Only that you WANTED him to be unhappy. So really, it was about motivation, not ability.

Easy mistake to make. Glad to help clear that up!

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
08/13/2008 11:18 PM

But you do acknowledge, Demo, that the correct spelling was "you're" and not "your".

Glad to clarify that one for you!

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/13/2008 11:26 PM

I'm sitting here on the couch with my wife, who has fallen asleep while watching t.v.

She just farted. Quite noisily. Without a break in her snoring.

She's a delicate flower. That's why I married her.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/13/2008 11:29 PM

That has nothing to do with high school reunions, but neither does the Lila/Timmy insult-fest.

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
08/13/2008 11:36 PM

Y'know, I'm going to break this cycle of animosity right now.

Tim, you have absolutely no idea what you're missing without a child in your life so I can't possibly expect you to understand where I'm coming from. I was transformed from a "negative Nancy" to a true believer mere moments after meeting my son for the first time and I can only hope that wonder and joy enters your life at some point.

Until then I hope you will find some peace and calm in your life and stop calling people who choose to have children such horrible, hateful names. Perhaps there is a little one in your future and you will finally understand the utter elation when your son or daughter snuggles up to you right as you lay them down in their crib for the night. Until then, since you have never had such a fantastic experience, it would behoove you to anticipate that it might very well occur in your life as well and clean up your attitude a bit.

A Very Special Olympic Phla 131,068 34
08/13/2008 11:39 PM

<action>Wave O' Babies Lila</action>

A Very Special Olympic Phla 131,068 34
08/13/2008 11:41 PM

Lila: Phla? How do you be so single?

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/13/2008 11:44 PM

Her fart didn't smell at all.

What's the opposite of silent but deadly?

Thud 68,506 19
08/13/2008 11:48 PM

Of course her fart didn't smell. It's trapped in the cushions. Wait until it comes back out in a few days.

TimmyTheTalkingToilet 11,593 15
08/14/2008 12:29 AM

I'm gone from gab because I have a job you dopy Carroll.

Nor am I posting all the time, but I lurk until I want to post.

But if something remotely interesting, or if I'm going to run out to a city where other gabbers are going to be present that I would like to meet I'll Frostin post something to see if anybody wants to hang out. And if I'm working a show, chances are I can get people on the guest list so there is nothing to worry about.

So do you mind getting the sand out of your vag or what?

Lila - deserving of your scorn and hatred 78,555 13
08/14/2008 06:29 AM

See? It's amusing that I can prompt such a response out of you. You are the king of all suckers, Tim.

DemoMonkey is a monster. RAWR! 166,252 10
08/14/2008 07:33 AM

This has got to be staged. Lila can't possibly actually be this evangelically smug, and Timmy can't possibly be dumb enough to be baited like this.

Just wait. Dwarves dancing around an 18" tall Stonehenge are going to hit the stage any minute.

Ravos, in the study, with a candlestick 63,472 21
08/14/2008 08:29 AM

and still do things that only a handful of people in this world still do.

Perhaps there is a reason only a handful of people still do them.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/14/2008 09:56 AM

Ravos, an unusual hobby is a sign of a creative spirit, so please to be shutting the Frost up.

Squirrel Trooper Bill 53,270 54
08/14/2008 10:07 AM

says the fife man.

Ravos, in the study, with a candlestick 63,472 21
08/14/2008 10:08 AM

Ravos, an unusual hobby is a sign of a creative spirit hippy, so please to be shutting the Frost up.

My bad.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/14/2008 10:10 AM

Whistler's right. I mean, Timmy could be out there doing drugs, which damage your body and cause all kinds of prob--







Oh, wait a minute.

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
08/14/2008 06:07 PM

ah HA!

i knew i heard the clashes of leg braces and hockey helmets in here!

Millie 116,988 28
08/14/2008 10:04 PM

Yeah, all us retards are fighting. How nice of you to deign to join us.

Frogpop the Bad Idea Bear 173,153 25
08/15/2008 12:27 AM

What's the opposite of silent but deadly?

Loud but life-affirming?

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
08/15/2008 01:42 PM

millie, i was only referring to the two actually fighting but i appreciate the honesty in your confession.