Ravos is like a bull, with horns made out of bulls 63,472 21
08/21/2008 01:40 PM

Will never get laid again.

Ravos is like a bull, with horns made out of bulls 63,472 21
08/21/2008 01:42 PM

"Captian's log...I think it is in my pants."

BillSalamie 67,057 13
08/21/2008 01:43 PM

Set your phasers to Dork.

Mung Champ 35,891 35
08/21/2008 01:44 PM

To boldly go where no virgin has gone before.

syncope 49,019 14
08/21/2008 01:46 PM

"Captain's Log, supplemental: Most of the crew seem to be responding well to my new 'relaxed uniform' policy, however Commander Data has mentioned losing all interest in learning what it is to be human."

BillSalamie 67,057 13
08/21/2008 01:49 PM

That picture is highly illogical.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
08/21/2008 01:50 PM

For the record, those are regulation swim trunks.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
08/21/2008 01:53 PM

"Our small town has gone to a lot of trouble to attract Trek tourists with this exhibit, so let's mix the characters from the various shows randomly to piss them off when they get here."

The Humid Press of Zolton 88,205 34
08/21/2008 02:04 PM

BJ would totally do four of the five other figures in that picture.

I don't even mean the people. I mean the lifesize cardboard cutouts.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
08/21/2008 02:04 PM

"Space Admiral BobJohnson meets with the crew during his campaign to replace Kirk as the captain of the Enterprise. His political platform includes the establishment of a more casual dress code and the right for everyone to become three-dimensional."

BillSalamie 67,057 13
08/21/2008 02:11 PM

Wesley Crusher, 50 pounds heavier, out of shape but as homosexual as ever.

Mung Champ 35,891 35
08/21/2008 02:12 PM

<Action>Wonders if Deanna Troy knows she is sporting the camel toe</action>Oh Frost, she's a Betazoid.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
08/21/2008 02:14 PM

I always get the impression that Beverly Crusher has to wear an adult diaper.

Ravos is like a bull, with horns made out of bulls 63,472 21
08/21/2008 02:18 PM

There is also someone coming up behind Deanna Troy. Possibly with a Garrote wire.

Mung Champ 35,891 35
08/21/2008 02:21 PM

Bob mistakes the two fingered "Ahead warp factor nine" command with the five fingered "Sieg Heil"command.

Spock is jettisoned out the torpedo bay shortly thereafter.

Ravos is like a bull, with horns made out of bulls 63,472 21
08/21/2008 02:26 PM

Bob mistakes the two fingered "Ahead warp factor nine" command with the five fingered "Sieg Heil"command "Live long & prosper" sign.

Squirrel Trooper Bill 53,270 54
08/21/2008 02:28 PM

I call bull Shakespeare!

The Voyager doctor is on the bridge without his holo-emitter.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/21/2008 03:13 PM

Woah! Scotty, beam the captain up some Nair, stat!

Crash Test Dummy 3,671 9
08/21/2008 03:37 PM

Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life on this planet.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
08/21/2008 03:41 PM

The Cylons are attacking! Quickly hold them off with Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, wile I put in the command code for the jump to Light Speed.
"Ah here it is: Clatue Veraka Nictoe"

Ravos is like a bull, with horns made out of bulls 63,472 21
08/21/2008 03:44 PM

"Luke...I am your father."

Ravos is like a bull, with horns made out of bulls 63,472 21
08/21/2008 03:45 PM

"these are not the droids you're looking for."

Crash Test Dummy 3,671 9
08/21/2008 03:45 PM

To infinity, and beyoooooooooooond...

BillSalamie 67,057 13
08/21/2008 03:54 PM

"Warp 10 to Tim Horton's. Engage."

Pram 80,728 42
08/21/2008 06:34 PM

"Vulan neck pinch from a sitting position- ENGAGE!"

Squirrel Trooper Bill 53,270 54
08/21/2008 06:45 PM

BobJohnson, are you trying to tell us you are sick? There are three doctors and a counselor in that picture with you.

Thud 68,506 19
08/21/2008 06:48 PM

"Vulan neck pinch from a sitting position- ENGAGE!"

I read that twice before I decided Pram didn't mean Vulvan.

So now I'm disappointed.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
08/21/2008 08:32 PM

The Cylons are attacking! Quickly hold them off with Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, wile I put in the command code for the jump to Light Speed.
"Ah here it is: Klaatu verata nic toe"

I guess I got my hopes up, only true scifi geeks would get the beauty of this caption.

I do love pudding pops 1,379 9
08/21/2008 09:18 PM

Bob Johnson did not ask for a picture with the Star Trek cut-outs.

The Star Trek cut-outs asked for a picture with Bob Johnson

Corduroy Jeens 47,792 51
08/22/2008 12:01 AM

Bob, when you say "Caption" is that the new word for "Frost" these days?

peoriagrace 6,166 11
08/22/2008 01:30 AM

And he thinks the cashiers are weird.

I do love pudding pops 1,379 9
08/22/2008 11:53 AM

hey, did any one else notice Deanna is being subtly ass-raped?

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
08/22/2008 03:26 PM

Beam me up, Skippy.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
08/22/2008 03:51 PM

It doesn't look like this new Star Trek movie is going to be very good at all.

Squirrel Trooper Bill 53,270 54
08/22/2008 04:18 PM

Lay in a course for Tralfamadore, warp factor Awesome..... Engage!

Keyser Soze 173,958 15
08/22/2008 04:20 PM

I don't have a caption, just a question. Are you holding an invisible martini, or did someone just steal the martini out of your hand?

BillSalamie 67,057 13
08/22/2008 04:21 PM

"As you can see Khan, your attack had no effect. My crew is fully operational and alive."

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
08/23/2008 11:06 AM

Well, the others aren't too bad, but the captain doesn't look realistic at all.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
08/23/2008 11:49 AM

Sulu! I thought I told you to have my Captain's uniform dry cleaned by today! Where is it?

The guy who rotated your drink 86 4
09/28/2009 08:59 AM

well i found a stool to ret my left arm on. but i just don't know what to do with my right arm.

cycoivan 11,330 11
09/28/2009 09:08 AM

I know it's been a while man but the boobs are to your right, not in front of you.

Gonzo 20,522 17
09/28/2009 10:36 AM

Cardboard Standee of Troi: "Loneliness... I sense great loneliness. And despair... overwhelming despair...."