You can take care of your own damn kids now.
A comedy conversation
by No Spring Chickens  286,580  61
08/24/2008 12:18 PM 237 views
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With the exit of little Kunta Kinte this morning, the Chickens Coop is officially closed for foster care.
Eleven years and something over 300 knee biters from right out of the oven to preggers 17 year olds.
We quit. Finis'. Ichabod.
No more foster stories for you.
Gab is officially dead.
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Hilarious
6 votes
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6 votes
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Joo Grrrrl 15,189  12
08/24/2008 12:19 PM
I guess we'll have to start reading Pram's posts now.
Damn you Chickens!
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Daggy 86,705 14
08/24/2008 12:50 PM
aww chackens, you know you'll miss it.
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5 votes
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Chit 178,781 15
08/24/2008 01:37 PM
Congratulations. I'm pretty sure you secured yourself a place in make-believe land.
You're a good egg Mr. Chickens.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Chit 178,781 15
08/24/2008 01:38 PM
Also...
Does this mean that you can start telling us some of the stories that you have kept from us for fear of legal trouble?
How is Miss Emma taking it?
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Funny
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Al Sleet 77,546 17
08/24/2008 02:02 PM
On the plus side you can start working as a political activist with all that extra time you're going to have. That should give you plenty of stories to post about.
Especially if you work with a Democrat.
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Hilarious
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BC Bud 10% more stoned 13,792 15
08/24/2008 06:14 PM
Since you have extra time now, could you please explain Vaginal farts to me?
Thanks
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Hilarious
4 votes
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MacChickens Anus 286,580 61
08/24/2008 06:18 PM
No chance of you ever actually witnessing one so why bother?
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3 votes
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/24/2008 07:03 PM
I know there's at least one more good story coming - the story behind why you're no longer doing it.
Or did you just find another way to keep your house as a non-profit corporation?
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Funny
4 votes
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Thug Knight 241 7
08/24/2008 07:09 PM
Vaginal farts come from the mouth of the monster that resides in the belly of every female. Although this monster's existence has been debated for decades, the emergence of the MIR has enabled scientists to finally nail down concrete proof. The monster appears to have tentacles and a beak similar to a squid but with the body of an aardvark. Theses "farts" are now more politely known as VMI, or Vaginal Monster Indigestion, usually caused by the consumption of men's souls or Diet Rite.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.3
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Chit 178,781 15
08/24/2008 07:19 PM
the Chickens Coop is officially closed for foster care.
You're gonna have to get used to spending $20 like the rest of us now.
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Side-splitting
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
08/25/2008 02:00 AM
God damnit, now where the hell am I going to get rid of all these surplus hammers and boxes of kittens?
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Frogpop the Bad Idea Bear 173,153 25
08/25/2008 02:04 AM
Grats yo! Smoke some dope, turn on the porn, and unchildproof the house.
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