Interweb generation gap
A comedy conversation
by red the opinionated 600 16 08/26/2008 10:33 PM 214 views
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...I'm walking around town with my baby sister, talking about stupid crap we like on the internet. She starts in on this funny "prank some nerd guy did with olestra chips" and "taste testing meat products"... red - "Really??!!?? Was it Zug?" Sis o' red - "Uhhhh....I don't remember. It think so...." red - *blink blink* And so we continued on, and I realized that while I may only be ten years older, it really comes out to about 57.6 years in internet years. Possibly more. *continues watching Matlock*
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Funny
5 votes
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Thud 68,506 19
08/26/2008 10:37 PM
So, what's you baby sister's username? How nice.
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Funny
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Millie 116,988 28
08/26/2008 10:49 PM
I never tried those olestra chips because my hairdresser told me that he tried them and after he took a Shakespeare he noticed a huge puddle of oil in the toilet bowl. Hairdressers tell you all sorts of interesting stuff. Also, welcome Red. I don't really know why your sister being an idiot makes her internet years younger than you or whatever, but nice to see someone new. If you are new. If you are just a regular who changed your name (because I can't be bothered to hover) then Frost you--I hate the constant name-changing.
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Side-splitting
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Thud 68,506 19
08/26/2008 10:51 PM
It says Red joined in 2001. Or MMI, if you were around back then.
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Al Sleet 77,546 17
08/26/2008 10:52 PM
Hey red.
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manhole 21,656 29
08/26/2008 10:58 PM
Red's a HOB defector.
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Funny
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Millie 116,988 28
08/26/2008 11:32 PM
Well, welcome BACK, then, Red.
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Funny
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peoriagrace 6,166 11
08/27/2008 03:05 AM
I read baby sister as baby sitter.
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Hilarious
7 votes
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Phuc 237,919 21
08/27/2008 06:28 AM
<action>hobbles in on his walker</action>Did I hear another ol' timer in here? 23 skiddoo!
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Hilarious
1 votes
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Declan McManus as Declan McManus 131,887 36
08/27/2008 07:07 AM
Oh, my word! Welcome back, honeychile!!!!!! I have had a few "exotic" experiences since you were around these parts. I'll let the others fill you in.
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Hilarious
2 votes
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TimmyTheTalkingToilet 11,593 15
08/27/2008 07:47 AM
RED! heya and junk
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Ravos is like a bull, with horns made out of bulls 63,472 21
08/27/2008 08:32 AM
Hairdressers tell you all sorts of interesting stuff. Actually, last night mine told me about her trip to Amsterdam. Interesting stuff. Possibly more details than I really needed to know.
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Funny
4 votes
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/27/2008 08:44 AM
My barber went fishing in West Virginia. And despite the possibilities that raises, I would not take it to mean he performed cunnilingus on a relative.
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Side-splitting
3 votes
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Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/27/2008 09:38 AM
Holy crap, it's red! Let us now fill the thread with in-jokes from 1997 and discuss The Glory Days of Gab in order to feel elite! Um... Crackbeer! Gang bang crack baby! Yeah! Gab was so much better then, before all these noobs like Millie showed up and it all went to hell. Good times. Good times.
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Funny
3 votes
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Dropkick Brody 43,090 12
08/27/2008 09:43 AM
Let us now fill the thread with in-jokes from 1997 and discuss The Glory Days of Gab in order to feel elite! Um... Crackbeer! Gang bang crack baby! So in '97 you guys were all about the crack?
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Funny
2 votes
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La Femme KChikita 128,375 98
08/27/2008 10:53 AM
Crack is like, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1997.
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Funny
3 votes
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/27/2008 11:46 AM
Red, just wait 'til your kids start GABbing.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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red the opinionated 600 16
08/27/2008 08:03 PM
Howdy all. *ahem* I still have my Rockin' Donkey tee. FYI. And I must say I HONESTLY thought there might be one or two of the geezer's left around. You are all such fickle bitches. ^_^ Also, sis is not a member. She's one of the duuurrrrtttyy folks that read and chortle and guffaw but feel too ashamed within mawmaw's bosom to type anything. Anyhoo, it'sgoodtobebackandchatatyablahblahyackityyack.
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Side-splitting
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Summertime Calls for a Bikini! 62,262 18
08/27/2008 08:15 PM
And I must say I HONESTLY thought there might be one or two of the geezer's left around. Aren't most posters from that era dead by now?
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Funny
3 votes
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Al Sleet 77,546 17
08/27/2008 08:24 PM
Most of those tees were used as cum-rags. Before I shipped them out.
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