rock lobster has no feet 18,570 33
09/13/2008 09:08 AM

I built an extravagant house on The Sims2, moved a wealthy, successful family into it, and then I set it on fire, killing everyone inside.

Millie 116,988 28
09/13/2008 11:28 AM

I got home from work at about 11:00 p.m. Watched the news and went online for a while. Then I went to bed and read. Then fell asleep. Now I'm going back to work.

GrammarNazi 954 5
09/13/2008 11:45 AM

Went out with the family to Snappy Tomato pizza buffet, browsed through a clothing store while the guys waited in the car, went to Wal-Mart to exchange some picture frames and picked up Forbidden Kingdom, then went home and watched Interview With The Vampire on TV. First time I'd been out of the house doing anything all week, so it was kinda nice.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
09/13/2008 12:23 PM

I played COD5 or 12 hours strait at work, then I fell asleep twice on the bus ride home, playing video games can me so taxing. I got home, saw that The Big Lebowski was going to me on but I wasn't going to be able to stay awake to watch it. I put it on the DVR and passed out. I woke up at 3am to take a shower and drive to the pub at 4am to watch Liverpool win over Manchester United. GO LIVERPOOL!

underWhere? 101,398 77
09/13/2008 01:00 PM

I took my daughter's boyfriend to work, ate dinner in the car, took my new little girl to therapy, drove my daughter to her first drill weekend (she just got home from Basic Training) and then came home and collapsed into bed until Spicey got off of work.

He whined about how tired he was, so I got up and drove everyone back out from 9 pm to pick my daughter up from drill, then back to the mall to pick up her boyfriend and my son from work.

All of these places are at least 30 minutes apart from each other. This means I got into my mini van at 3:30 in the afternoon, and didn't get out of it until 7:30 pm, and then was back behind the wheel at 9 pm until 11:30 pm.

I am not a parent, I am a chauffeur.

Oh! Bikini 62,262 18
09/15/2008 09:19 AM

Last night, I watched the Wire. The night before that, I watched the Wire. I am addicted. I got my boy addicted. We watch the Wire a lot.


A little while ago, I had similar situation in a ladies toilet: one stall had no TP, so I told the girl waiting with me that if she couldn't wait for the one that did work, I'd pass her some of the paper from my stall. She was pretty nice; while we were waiting, she complimented my top and my hair colour.

We came out around the same time and were washing our hands and she starts asking me where I'm going after the current bar. I didn't know (yes I did, but I don't tell bathroom strangers that). She starts suggesting that it would be fun if I met up with herself & her friends at Reflections, aka the local gay club.

Um, slightly awkward. . . how do you make sure a bathroom stranger knows you're definitely not gay?

Especially when you run into them at said gay bar a couple nights later? Half my friends are gay and it's the best place to go dancing!

La Femme KChikita 128,375 98
09/15/2008 10:17 AM

I pooped in the woods!

TomServo 3,759 7
09/15/2008 10:29 AM

Me and some of the boys went out for a real guys night out... You know how it goes have a few drinks and tell each other how nice their eyese look... The things a guy needs to do from time to time.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
09/15/2008 11:57 AM

Saturday night I decided to drink a glass of Brandy, it was on the self in the house I am staying in here in Cali... after logging off the computer and finishing the drink, I went to bed at 2:30am then I woke up at 3:45pm. What the hell happed there?

Rock Lobster as a Maine Lobster for Halloween 18,570 33
10/04/2008 03:57 PM

I built an extravagant house on The Sims2, moved a wealthy, successful family into it, and then I set it on fire, killing everyone inside.



You know what's sad? Not only is this the funniest thing I've said on GAB so far, but it tends to be a repeated activity every Friday night here lately.

Marmite - ruining GAB since 2007 12,955 12
10/04/2008 04:08 PM

I made the ultimate mistake once in a public toilet. I took a Shakespeare without checking if there was any TP. So I had to half pull my pants up and waddle into another stall just so I could wipe my cornhole. I prayed to the god of bathrooms that no-one would walk in at that exact moment.

I'm so classy.

Rock Lobster as a Maine Lobster for Halloween 18,570 33
10/04/2008 04:18 PM

I keep forgetting you're a chick.

Marmite - ruining GAB since 2007 12,955 12
10/04/2008 06:15 PM

What? It's not obvious?!!?

Rock Lobster as a Maine Lobster for Halloween 18,570 33
10/05/2008 03:04 PM

No, man, not one bit.