The REAL Official Happy Birthday Undies Thread
A comedy conversation
by Spicey McHaggis  114,978  33
09/22/2008 06:30 AM 475 views
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Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became in love with a girl named Underwhere.
In South Pennsylvania, born and raised
But Houston was where I called home in those days.
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
GABbing with some strangers, takin' n00bs to school
When a coupla guys who were up to no good
Said, "Hey we're throwing a party in our neighborhood."
I got on one little flight straight up in the air
And when I landed I met this girl named Underwhere.
I whistled for a cab at the end of the night
She told me the white hanger would be alright
If anything, I could say that this girl was rare
Her sparkling wit was a breath of fresh air.
She moved into my place about a couple weeks later
And said to New York, yo home smell ya later.
It's three years later and I still really care
About this crazy girl named Underwhere.
Happy Birthday, my love!
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Hilarious
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underWhere? 99,723  76
09/22/2008 07:20 AM
I loves you, you silly Haggis. Like, seriously loves.
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Hilarious
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Chance 171,220 14
09/22/2008 07:40 AM
<action> Refrains from starting "Seriously Official Undies Birthday Thread!"</action>
Happy Birthday Doll! Love youse!
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Jade - Queen Of Mistakes 14,415 11
09/22/2008 07:47 AM
Happy birthday, Undies! Your boobies are my favouritest boobies on GAB!
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iRavos 62,361 20
09/22/2008 07:51 AM
Happy birthday Underwhere. I'd write you a sonnet, but I wouldn't want to challenge Spicy. I'd probably get owned.
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Mung Champ 35,886 35
09/22/2008 08:09 AM
Happy B-day Undies!
May the raptors take the night off and Spicey get with the massage giving.
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Crash Test Dummy 3,671 9
09/22/2008 08:27 AM
All of the above Undies, save for your post and Spicy's, for you two should have a little sumthin just fer yourselves.
I should go now...
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Shell Belle 76,640 24
09/22/2008 08:27 AM
Happy Birthday, Undies!
I found the perfect gift for you.
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Oh! Bikini 62,254 18
09/22/2008 08:31 AM
Nice to see Gab Romance is still alive and kicking despite being gagged and bound and locked in basements.
Happy Birthday Undies!
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Straw 95,470 36
09/22/2008 08:34 AM
Feliz Cumpleaos Ropa Interior!
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Chance 171,220 14
09/22/2008 08:37 AM
May the raptors take the night off and Spicey get with the massage giving.
I LOVE HER MORE!
Uh..I..um...DONT JUDGE ME!
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Dropkick Brody 43,075 12
09/22/2008 09:16 AM
Happy Birthday! I hope that your birthday cake is meaty and delicious.
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sharribarri 14,124 11
09/22/2008 09:16 AM
Happy Birthday Underwhere!!!! Hope it is enjoyable and stuff.
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Chit 178,088 15
09/22/2008 09:16 AM
Happy Official Birthday Undies
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BillSalamie 66,795 11
09/22/2008 09:17 AM
Happy birthday to someone that knows the magic and wonder of Wegmans.
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Side-splitting
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Declan McManus as Gabriel Conroy 130,657 34
09/22/2008 10:20 AM
Happy Birthday.
May all the surprises be good ones.
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Corduroy Jeens 43,386 49
09/22/2008 10:36 AM
<action>decides to post in the OFFICIAL thread</action>Happy Birthday, Undies!!
Thanks for drawing me into that crazy Kingdom of Loathing! It's been a blast getting to know you more.
Have an awesome day of birth today!
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Millie 116,854 28
09/22/2008 10:54 AM
Happy Birthday!
I hope you have a great day and eat lots of cake.
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Hilarious
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Fratberry 277,318 52
09/22/2008 10:59 AM
Happy birthday, Undies. I'm making you something special. It shoulfd ber donr in minute or twoo. its hsard to type wif one hand ok I'm done now.
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Side-splitting
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iRavos 62,361 20
09/22/2008 11:00 AM
Happy birthday, Undies. I'm making you something special. It shoulfd ber donr in minute or twoo. its hsard to type wif one hand ok I'm done now.
Mojo sent?
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Side-splitting
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Midgets 93,936 47
09/22/2008 11:13 AM
Have a happy sloppy birthday!
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Cinderblock just can't stay away 27,522 24
09/22/2008 03:02 PM
Happy Birthday to 50% of one of the cutest couples ever!
I'll extend the same greeting to the other 50% whenever Al's birthday comes around.
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GrammarNazi 954 5
09/22/2008 03:23 PM
Happy birthday to my GAB hero!
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