Cinderblock just can't stay away 27,578 25
09/27/2008 10:05 AM

Who are you again?

What the Duce? 313 5
09/27/2008 10:12 AM

A drunk (possibly) suickidal depressive canadian... obviously

What the Duce? 313 5
09/27/2008 10:13 AM

*suicidal

manhole 21,656 29
09/27/2008 10:16 AM

...with a split personality.

A Marinating Sash 1,353 7
09/27/2008 10:21 AM

Hey look at that. I have an icon now.

TIght.

What the Duce? 313 5
09/27/2008 10:22 AM

...and moobs... big hairy sagging moobs

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
09/27/2008 10:33 AM

suickidal

It's spelled suckicidal: Wanting to kill yourself because you are a complete loser, but without the capacity to carry it out successfully.

What the Duce? 313 5
09/27/2008 10:39 AM

Oohhh thats right i forgot... damn

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
09/27/2008 11:21 AM

Also, I'm drunk in Japan and all alone checking Zug. And I'm Canadian. I hate my life.

Frost-ing Waaaaa!

Cinderblock just can't stay away 27,578 25
09/27/2008 12:50 PM

Even I feel like I'm drowning in n00bitude here.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
09/27/2008 01:09 PM

Let's go bowling!

Cinderblock just can't stay away 27,578 25
09/27/2008 01:23 PM

Dogs! Save me!

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
09/27/2008 01:54 PM

I just poured some Calgon into a bathtub.

GrammarNazi 954 5
09/27/2008 02:47 PM

Want some company, Dogs?

Cinderblock just can't stay away 27,578 25
09/27/2008 02:54 PM

<action>rolls eyes</action>Ancient chinese secret, huh?

A Marinating Sash 1,353 7
09/28/2008 10:59 AM

Posting drunk is sweet and never regrettable.

Anyways, I had a weird drunken dream last night that my dorm-mates were all standing around my cot chanting: "bukkake, bukkake, BUKKAKE!!" (must be some Japanese wind spirit or something).

When I woke up I felt all crusty. Sake sure gives you weird hangovers.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
09/28/2008 11:35 AM

Want some company, Dogs?

Unfortunately, I wasn't posting drunk and I never responded to that.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
09/28/2008 08:55 PM

Anyways, I had a weird drunken dream last night that my dorm-mates were all standing around my cot chanting: "bukkake, bukkake, BUKKAKE!!"

Navy and Marines both refer to "dorms" as barracks, and there's not much of an Army presence in Japan, so you must be Air Force.

Yokota? Misawa?

Maybe grow up and take a little pride in serving your country instead of yammering around the internet (and no doubt, around the city) like a stupid, drunken, American (Canadian) service member.

P.S. The Bukkake dream was a prophesy to your true calling of being an all-out cum guzzler.

P.P.S. The leader of Japan is the Prime Minister, not the Emperor.

Cinderblock just can't stay away 27,578 25
09/28/2008 09:39 PM

I don't think she's military at all, unless I missed something.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
09/28/2008 09:48 PM

Not a lot of non-military in Japan that happen to get Shakespeare-faced drunk and sleep in "dorms".

I just made the assumption based on that. Could be wrong.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
09/28/2008 09:49 PM

By the way, the Air Force refer to their barracks rooms as "dorms".

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
09/28/2008 11:13 PM

But s/he is (reportedly) Canadian. So, by dorm, s/he means place where cross-dressers hang out.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
09/28/2008 11:59 PM

Drunk, Suicide, Japan, why didn't I show up sooner?

A Marinating Sash 1,353 7
09/29/2008 12:11 AM

Yep Squidbitch,

Wrong on all accounts. Schools, hostels, shelters, etc all have dorms. I would be in the middle of the three listed above. No military for me.

And yes, there is still an emperor of Japan. Much like the Queen of England, and your status as funny on the boards, the position is purely symbolic, and holds no weight.

Frogpop the Bad Idea Bear 173,153 25
09/29/2008 02:01 AM

heh. Noob burn.

iRavos 63,472 21
09/29/2008 08:22 AM

And yes, there is still an emperor of Japan. Much like the Queen of England, and your status as funny on the boards, the position is purely symbolic, and holds no weight.

So its kinda like the pope.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
09/29/2008 08:30 AM

is purely symbolic, and holds no weight.

Kind of like a scale at a fat persons house.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
09/29/2008 08:32 AM

And if you are Canadian, why are you chanting USA, USA?

iRavos 63,472 21
09/29/2008 08:35 AM

Nobody ever said she was smart.

iRavos 63,472 21
09/29/2008 08:35 AM

Or patriotic.

iRavos 63,472 21
09/29/2008 08:35 AM

Or sober.