Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
10/01/2008 05:25 PM

That reminds me that my high school yearbook listed my life ambition as "to churn butter naked."

It's kind of comforting to know that my goals haven't changed that much in nearly 10 years.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
10/01/2008 05:27 PM

Most Likely to

Run out of Crisco before baking any cookies for the holidays : Decland.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
10/01/2008 05:29 PM

why do I always add a 'D' to the end of your name it is totally unintentional dammit!

Maybe I just know you like "D" in your end...


I feel dirty.

Declan McManus as Gabriel Conroy 131,887 36
10/01/2008 05:34 PM

Silly thing. I never, ever use anything but real butter for baking.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
10/01/2008 05:37 PM

Nothing else?

It's not really "baking" in that case. It's more like "putting a stick of butter in the oven."

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
10/01/2008 05:40 PM

Most Likely to

Post a thread that no one will post in : Snork.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/01/2008 06:08 PM

Decland sounds like a small European country where gambling and sodomy are not only legal, but encouraged.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/01/2008 06:09 PM

Most Likely to join the cast of Puppetry of the Penis: Pram.

Oh! Bikini 62,262 18
10/01/2008 06:13 PM

Most likely to make a list: Everyone but you.




Yes. You.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
10/01/2008 07:58 PM

I won "Most likely to become a crazy cat lady" in high school.

Aw.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/01/2008 08:19 PM

That's alright. I was voted most likely to invest other people's money.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
10/01/2008 09:10 PM

I was voted most likely to be mistaken for a stranger.

Mung Champ 35,891 35
10/01/2008 09:14 PM

I was voted Pimp of the year.

ZackDDoggy 212 0
10/01/2008 10:59 PM

Most likely to become a McCain/Palin(MAY I HAVE FOUR MORE OF THE SAME, PLEASE MASTER)voter: Chickens.

Midgets 96,123 48
10/02/2008 12:58 AM

Most likely to mention himself in a most likely thread because noone else will: Midgets.

Most likely to be remembered for actions involving a shopping mall, assault rifle, and suicide: SR.

Most likely to twiddle their thumbs and claim they never saw in coming: Gab.

Thud 68,506 19
10/02/2008 03:12 AM

Most likely to notice how slow Gab is at whatever time in the early morning hours it is: Frogpop

Anh is here 11,158 14
10/02/2008 03:14 AM

Most likely to swallow an impala whole: Thud.

Uterine Junkie 156,790 17
10/02/2008 08:40 AM

Most likely to be first in line at a wine tasting: Daggy

iRavos 63,472 21
10/02/2008 08:44 AM

Most likely to become a crazy cat lady: Fratberry.

Well, he is at least half way there.

iRavos 63,472 21
10/02/2008 08:48 AM

Most likely to make a most likely thread: Declan

Rock Lobster is involved in Creationism 18,570 33
10/02/2008 11:20 AM

I was voted "most likely to get knocked up by some loser she went to highschool with" when I was a senior.



































And I did. Anybody got a wire coat hanger?

Neophyte 9,956 11
10/02/2008 12:53 PM

I've got a coat hanger but it's not made of wire.

Pram 80,728 42
10/02/2008 12:55 PM

Most Likely to join the cast of Puppetry of the Penis: Pram.

Most likely to join the cast of Poetry of the Penis: Sage.

Snorks R us 45,655 12
10/02/2008 12:55 PM

Most likely to kill self in a moronic accident: Neophyte

Pram 80,728 42
10/02/2008 01:02 PM

Most likely to blow .90% on a fife: Whistler.

iRavos 63,472 21
10/02/2008 01:03 PM

Most likely to get shot again: BlueLep

Pram 80,728 42
10/02/2008 01:07 PM

Most likely to get an onion infection: UnderWhere

Declan McManus as Gabriel Conroy 131,887 36
10/02/2008 01:07 PM

Most likely to become a dead man walking: Pram.

iRavos 63,472 21
10/02/2008 01:08 PM

Most likely to work in a shoe store: Pram

Pram 80,728 42
10/02/2008 01:09 PM

Most likely to LOVE TO: Pram

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/02/2008 01:10 PM

Dude, I blow 100% on the fife.













Wait, what?

Pram 80,728 42
10/02/2008 03:15 PM

implied fag.

Declan McManus as Gabriel Conroy 131,887 36
10/02/2008 03:17 PM

If something is implied, it need not be said.


However, I am not implying this at all: You are an idiot.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
10/02/2008 04:12 PM

Most likely to get a tapeworm: Phuc

Maverick Independent Chickens 286,580 61
10/03/2008 06:24 AM

I actually did get a school superlative in high school. Guess which one. Hint: it's a traditional one.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
10/03/2008 07:18 AM

Most likely to die in a tragic accident: Chickens

iRavos 63,472 21
10/03/2008 07:50 AM

Most likely to be a republican: Chickens

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/03/2008 07:51 AM

I actually did get a school superlative in high school. Guess which one.

Prettiest eyes?

Maverick Independent Chickens 286,580 61
10/03/2008 08:30 AM

It was actually Most School Spirited. I was the drum major of the marching band. Used to do cheers with the band back and forth with the cheerleaders.

Yah yah yah. Chickens is a fag. Shut it. I got laid. A lot.

Course they were all band geek girls...

BillSalamie 67,057 13
10/03/2008 09:12 AM

Most likely to be dead from stab wounds received in an alley outside a bar: Fluorescent Sombrero

Ravos the Majestic 63,472 21
10/03/2008 09:17 AM

Course they were all band geek girls...

And this one time...at band camp...

HP: The secret government Eggo Project! 58,948 29
10/03/2008 09:29 AM

In band I was on drumline. I didn't blow some sissy instrument. I banged things.

Ravos the Majestic 63,472 21
10/03/2008 09:33 AM

In band I was on drumline. I didn't blow some sissy instrument. I banged things.

Whistler's not gunna like that. Whistler's not gunna like that at all.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/03/2008 09:33 AM

I banged things in band, too. Not that I'm proud of all of them.

The Hippy Priestess 58,948 29
10/03/2008 09:35 AM

The innuendo is obvious, but not truthful.

Squirrel Zombie 53,270 54
10/03/2008 10:15 AM

inyourenddo?

Squirrel Zombie 53,270 54
10/03/2008 10:17 AM

I was voted most likely to rob a liquor store. Whoda thunk?

Shell Belle 77,143 25
10/03/2008 10:36 AM

I was voted Most Likely to Succeed. Hahahahahaha.

Scuridae 53,270 54
10/03/2008 10:41 AM

When I was in the confederacy, we were voted most likely to secede.*



*That was so bad, you may shoot me now.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/03/2008 12:46 PM

I still think Chickens has pretty eyes.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/03/2008 12:46 PM

And a pirate's smile.

Filly 39,193 20
10/03/2008 12:51 PM

Course they were all band geek girls...

Hey man, we were hot!

BillSalamie 67,057 13
10/03/2008 12:52 PM

In high school I was voted Most Likely To Sleep in Class.

Mrs. Bawk Ba Gawk 173,958 15
10/03/2008 12:54 PM

Most likely to "Cntrl F" her own name and cry when she doesn't find it: Jane

Suicide Vampier 27,937 12
10/03/2008 12:57 PM

I was voted most likely to make a killer deal on a land purchase.

Those guys in high school really liked me... wait Frost THOSE GUYS!

Ravos as Mr.T 63,472 21
10/03/2008 01:06 PM

...wait Frost THOSE GUYS!

You'd like that wouldn't you SR?

Suicide Vampier 27,937 12
10/03/2008 01:29 PM

yeah injns are all about the buttsecks.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
10/03/2008 02:04 PM

Most likely to

Not get fooled again.



Fratberry

Cinderblock is, like, super scary. 27,578 25
10/03/2008 02:24 PM

Most likely to have me as a stalker: Dogs

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
10/03/2008 02:47 PM

<action>peeks out through the venetian blinds</action>

Cinderblock is, like, super scary. 27,578 25
10/03/2008 03:32 PM

Dogs, your wifi is slow today. Could you be a dear an reset the router?

Oh, and whatever you're cooking smells delish. Would you mind throwing some in the yard?

Pram 80,728 42
10/03/2008 05:57 PM

Most likely to not finish what he started:

Jesus.

Hammerhead-less Horseman 59,399 14
10/03/2008 06:36 PM

Most likely not to get paid if he doesn't finish my lawn:

Jesus

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/03/2008 06:39 PM

Most likely to go for the next obvious joke: Hammerhead

Pram 80,728 42
10/03/2008 07:45 PM

Most likely to comment on Hammerhead going for the next obvious joke:

Suicide Ranger

iRavos 63,472 21
10/03/2008 07:58 PM

Most likely to have problems eating skittles & swatting flies: Jesus

Squirrel Zombie 53,270 54
10/03/2008 08:33 PM

Most likely to crack jokes about Jesus: His brother Jose.

Everyone above this line.
____________________ ______________________ ____________________

Pram 80,728 42
10/03/2008 09:28 PM

Most likely to correct himself in order to say something even less funny: Squirrel Zombie (BRAAAAAINS.)

The Rockin' Necropsy 77,546 17
10/03/2008 09:46 PM

I was voted most likely to live in my mother's basement until I turned 40 and never marry.


The Rockin' Donkey: Exceeding expectations since 1989.

The Rockin' Necropsy 77,546 17
10/03/2008 09:47 PM

The Rockin' Donkey just barely exceeding expectations since 2002.

There. That's better.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/03/2008 10:11 PM

Most likely to lure a guy out of his mother's basement and get him to be stepdaddy to her one armed daughter:

I won't say it so it won't turn up when she searches the page. Her tears taste too good on a Milky Way.

Pram 80,728 42
10/04/2008 12:57 AM

The Rockin' Necropsy
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10/03/2008 9:46 pm [iXeX2yvOKZERMy0_mHVLMQ]

I was voted most likely to live in my mother's basement until I turned 40 and never marry.

so instead, you got married in your mother's basement?

Declan McManus as Gabriel Conroy 131,887 36
10/04/2008 08:27 AM

SR's most recent tag line includes "eating candy corn."


The real Candie Kohrne would not let SR eat her.

Nor would Jinx.

Bonky 75,733 15
10/04/2008 08:58 AM

Most likely to type CTRL F and not find her name . . . .
NONE OF YOUSES BUSINESSES!

Taco Murderface Murderface 61,976 36
10/04/2008 10:30 AM

Most likely to not type "ctrl + F" into ctrl F and see if the left out waaah joke has already been made: Bonky.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/04/2008 11:21 AM

Most likely to make posts referring to people who haven't posted in the last five years: Declan.

Bonky 75,733 15
10/04/2008 04:34 PM

Most likely to crunch a taco shell: BONKY!

Bonky 75,733 15
10/04/2008 04:36 PM

Most likely to amend her previous post and note, "not in a lesbian way...." : Bonky

Alpha Wolf 1,062 12
10/04/2008 08:15 PM

Most likely to despair at the above amendment, regardless of show fetish: Pram

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
10/04/2008 08:22 PM

Pram, you have a show fetish too? What the shoes aren't enough for you. You Frost-ing freak.

Yeah, I'm Karen Walker again 86,705 14
10/05/2008 09:46 AM

Most likely to be second in line for a wine tasting.... Trae!

Squirrel Zombie 53,270 54
10/05/2008 09:48 AM

Most Likely to

Run out of Crisco before baking any cookies for the holidays : Declan.

Fixed!

NSFW!

Sarin - Sheeps is back again 699 11
10/05/2008 11:18 AM

Most likely to show up randomly - Me!

I just wanted to be heard. =\

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
10/05/2008 01:47 PM

Most likely to crunch a taco shell in a lesbian way....

Everyone except Bonky.

Cinderblock is, like, super scary. 27,578 25
10/05/2008 08:57 PM

Most likely to crunch a taco shell in a lesbian way....

Oh! Oh! Pick me!

cowboy 185 7
10/06/2008 02:41 AM

Most likely to post something that only he would think is funny: bill the squirrel

Most likely to piss me off on a constant basis: bill the Frost-ing squirrel

Steve! 12,538 15
10/06/2008 02:46 AM

Most likely to quadruple post on Gab:

the Piemaster

cowboy 185 7
10/06/2008 03:09 AM

add piemaster to my lists

Squirrel Zombie 53,270 54
10/06/2008 07:56 AM

Most likely to get his panties(which he stole from his mama) in a bunch about Shakespeare said on a comedy website: cowboy

Ravos as Mr.T 63,472 21
10/06/2008 08:19 AM

Now now, cowboy is no thief. He bought those panties himself.

5150 or the Canadian equivalent 1,692 7
10/06/2008 12:57 PM

GABber who lives in the most boring shaped state: Cowboy.

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/06/2008 01:11 PM

Now now, cowboy is no thief. He bought those panties himself.

He did steal my land though.

Squirrel Zombie 53,270 54
10/06/2008 01:45 PM

Now SR, it's not stealing. I saw him give you that cowboy hat. You said, "Good trade".

Ravos as Mr.T 63,472 21
10/06/2008 02:37 PM

GABber who lives in the most boring shaped state: Cowboy.

You know, the states that are easiest to draw are the hardest to live in.

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/06/2008 03:13 PM

I have a state of Wyoming jello mold.