Ravos as Mr.T 63,472 21
10/08/2008 10:29 AM

Are you pregnant now too?

Squirrel Zombie 53,270 54
10/08/2008 10:30 AM

Yeah, I'm having an Elephant. You want to see the trunk?

The Glitz, the Glamour, the McPants 19,555 11
10/08/2008 10:32 AM

You want to see the trunk?

Only if there are dead hookers stored in it. This is gab after all.

SHP - waiting for the ladybugs 181,795 70
10/08/2008 10:33 AM

<action>rubs hands together all Mr. Burns like</action>

Eeexcelllent.

Maverick Independent Chickens 286,580 61
10/08/2008 10:34 AM

You are an ignorant Carroll for doing that thing. You should have been smart like the rest of us. Wear condoms. Vote Obamalamadingdong. Sing on key. Think bad art cartoons are the bomb. Use terms like "the bomb" in your 40's. yadda yadda yadda

SHP - waiting for the ladybugs 181,795 70
10/08/2008 10:34 AM

But, you forgot the part about "I'm friendly off board with one of the more prominent old-time-GABbers so I have a false sense of acceptance and entitlement."

Squirrel Zombie 53,270 54
10/08/2008 10:35 AM

You don't understand me. I was just looking for support on a comedy message board and all you do is crack jokes.

Squirrel Zombie 53,270 54
10/08/2008 10:36 AM

But, you forgot the part about "I'm friendly off board with one of the more prominent old-time-GABbers so I have a false sense of acceptance and entitlement."


YIM in profile.

Ravos as Mr.T 63,472 21
10/08/2008 10:53 AM

All is forgiven if you SUYT.

Squirrel Zombie 53,270 54
10/08/2008 10:59 AM

I don't know what you mean? I just want understanding from you. Just because I air my dirty laundry here, doesn't mean I'm a whore/slut, It means you have to accept me and praise me for the good things I'm doing. You have made me mad and I'm going to sit here and stew until I can't take it any more.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
10/08/2008 11:04 AM

I'm in med school. I swear.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
10/08/2008 11:07 AM

SO Frost YOU YOU EmersonS!

Squirrel Zombie 53,270 54
10/08/2008 11:13 AM

Blaise,

This is MY cry for attention thread. If you would kindly LEAVE MY THREAD ALONE Emerson!

okiluvyabyebye,

Rock Lobster
Bill the Squirrel

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/08/2008 11:26 AM

Okay, you busted me. I'm really in trade school to become a mechanic. But fixing people, fixing cars - it's really all medicine, right?

Squirrel Zombie 53,270 54
10/08/2008 11:31 AM

<action> wonders if he should, then says Frost it and does it anyway.</action>Okay, you busted me. I'm really in trade school to become a mechanic a Hooker. But fixing people, fixing cars Frost-ing people - it's really all medicine, right?

Joo Grrrrl 15,189 12
10/08/2008 11:38 AM

I did something stupid too. He was cute but lacked experience and a brain.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
10/08/2008 11:50 AM

Lot's of med school students Gab. I mean, it's not like you need to study or anything.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
10/08/2008 11:51 AM

SO Frost YOU!

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/08/2008 12:10 PM

Oh I don't like any of you, there's just no one else around that will respond to my idiocy.

Dropkick Brody 43,090 12
10/08/2008 12:10 PM

<action>meanders into thread... and then right back out again </action> Lot's of med school students Gab. I mean, it's not like you need to study or anything.

Midgets 96,123 48
10/08/2008 12:27 PM

Now that I know that my nursing license qualifies as a doctor I'm setting up a pap smear/mamogram booth in my garage.

All Gabbers will recieve 40% off.

Rock Lobster is butt hurt 53,270 54
10/08/2008 12:33 PM

Frost you all. I'm going to quit coming here Emersons.

Filly 39,193 20
10/08/2008 01:09 PM

Can we count that as a verbal contract of some kind? Please, Al? Please? Please?

Filly 39,193 20
10/08/2008 01:10 PM

Oh, goddammit. Never mind.

Declan McManus as Gabriel Conroy 131,887 36
10/08/2008 01:10 PM

I'm going to quit coming here



Is that a promise?

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
10/08/2008 01:18 PM

That hurts Declan, hurts real bad like.

Declan McManus as Gabriel Conroy 131,887 36
10/08/2008 01:21 PM

Dude, you have no idea how much hurting I can give.


No idea whatsoever.

Ravos as Mr.T 63,472 21
10/08/2008 01:56 PM

Frost you all. I'm going to quit coming here Emersons.

Well, if your man woulda done that, you wouldn't be preggers and all this would have never happened.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
10/08/2008 02:00 PM

Mouse over is your friend.

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/08/2008 02:01 PM

Look there is a subtly to my comedy style. Everyone needs someone to laugh at. providing that is easy enough for me. I mean if you run out of Shakespeare on me for real life, you can always bust out the beads and blanket jokes.


Rock... you're just an idiot. Sorry.

Ravos as Mr.T 63,472 21
10/08/2008 02:08 PM

Rock... you're just an idiot. Sorry.

Blah blah blah pot blah blah kettle blah black

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
10/08/2008 02:20 PM

Rock... you're just an idiot. Sorry.

I find that statement ironic, seeing as how you are talking to someone who has not posted on this thread.

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/08/2008 02:26 PM

Bill could you read this? I think it will help you understand this.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
10/08/2008 03:07 PM

What you said:

Bill could you read this? I think it will help you understand this.

What I read:

Oh yeah, well you're a stupid head.

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/08/2008 03:14 PM

Over an hour long to retort. Way to impress there quick wit.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
10/08/2008 03:20 PM

Over an hour long to retort. Way to impress there quick wit.

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn.

10/08/2008 2:26 pm


Bill the Squirrel

10/08/2008 3:07 pm


Wow, I didn't know you were such a math wiz.

Joo Grrrrl 15,189 12
10/08/2008 03:21 PM

Not everyone sits in their mother's basement in front of the computer all day.

OK, OK, a few people around here do.

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/08/2008 03:26 PM

Yeah well your a stupid head.

Joo Grrrrl 15,189 12
10/08/2008 03:28 PM

doody head

KChiki is a Cheeky (but Scary!) Monkey 128,375 98
10/08/2008 03:32 PM

<action>flings poo!</action>

Taco Murderface Murderface 61,976 36
10/08/2008 04:40 PM

I endorse this product and/or service.

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/08/2008 04:54 PM

poo flinging?

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
10/08/2008 05:11 PM

I kind of feel bad that Rock Lobster hasn't been here to defend herself today. So, I am going to apologize for all the bad things that have been said. We are not here to single any one person out. The idea of this place is comedy, not voracious heckling. In time we all will learn to accept the differences in other people. I for one know I have faults. To extemporize quickly and with wit is something I have attempted for a long time, with little to moderate success. I digress, where was I. Oh yes, We will accept the faults of others and learn to live together in peace and harmony. Oh well, sorry about her luck.

cowboy 185 7
10/09/2008 03:47 AM

This is why I hate squirrel, he/she/it thinks that she's so Frost-ing funny, and then when she runs out of ideas, she tries to seek attention so she doesn't fall behind, only then seeing that she's just a stupid Carroll anyways and that she will never say anything funny.

bitch

Ravos as Mr.T 63,472 21
10/09/2008 08:17 AM

'Cause Bill is obviously the name of a woman.

Well, I dunno. Bill, are you from Alabama?

Squirrel Zombie 53,270 54
10/09/2008 09:29 AM

No, Wyoming. All the hot bitches in Wyoming are named Bill.

Squirrel Zombie 53,270 54
10/09/2008 09:33 AM

I would start a thread about cowboy but, meh, he really doesn't matter enough to bother.

Ravos as Mr.T 63,472 21
10/09/2008 09:48 AM

I would start a thread about cowboy

Oh, oh! Do me next!

Squirrel Zombie 53,270 54
10/09/2008 09:50 AM

I, being a hawt bitch from Wyoming couldn't do you next, my daddy doesn't like to share.

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/09/2008 12:31 PM

Isn't there a law still legal in Wyoming that if there are more than 5 injuns standing around together it is considered and war party and you are able to shoot us legally? No wonder you hate me Bill.... Frost-ing raciest.

Ravos as Mr.T 63,472 21
10/09/2008 12:37 PM

No wonder you hate me Bill.... Frost-ing raciest.


Now now, lets not say things we can't take back.

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/09/2008 12:43 PM

BullShakespeare, my people invited taking things back.

Ravos as Mr.T 63,472 21
10/09/2008 12:56 PM

Invited to what?

BillSalamie 67,057 13
10/09/2008 12:57 PM

But not the English language.

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/09/2008 01:12 PM

You're a Frost-ing genius, Native Americans didn't even have their own form of writing, before the white man showed up. Good call that a total unrelated culture didn't invent a language dip Shakespeare. The Sioux nation are one of the few that actually developed a written language. Hey Frosttard guess what white people didn't invent smoking but I'm glad all that lung cancer is taking you Frosters out. Next time you try and make a joke think of the premise first Shakespeare for brains.


















I am available for children's parties.

Ravos as Mr.T 63,472 21
10/09/2008 01:17 PM

Or, SR, you could start to actually make sense.

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/09/2008 01:18 PM

Or you could shut the Frost up.

Ravos as Mr.T 63,472 21
10/09/2008 01:21 PM

Panties in a bunch much?

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/09/2008 01:36 PM

No, I don't wear underwear, I wear leggings and a Frost-ing loin cloth.

Ravos as Mr.T 63,472 21
10/09/2008 01:52 PM

Stop being such a grumpy Gus, SR. It isn't very becoming of you.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
10/09/2008 01:58 PM

You're a Frost-ing genius, Native Americans didn't even have their own form of writing, before the white man showed up.

Oh, you have your own form of writing, believe me.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
10/09/2008 02:03 PM

I honestly don't know what point SR was trying to make, that his people didn't invent the language? Are you berating me for saying your people didn;t invent the English language by telling me your people didn't invent the English language?
Or are you claiming that your poor English is a result of ancestors or yours learning English as a second language?

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/09/2008 02:03 PM

Really? I was trying to channel HH there, guess I failed at it. Oh well. HEY DONUTS AT WORK WOO, I get to eat twice today.

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/09/2008 02:07 PM

No, I'm berating you for being a Frost-ing moron. By saying my people didn't invent English, so I am result of it. Me being native American has noting to do with my dyslexia among all the other problems I have with writing, I'm not a moron I just look like one because I can't put these symbols in the right order as everyone else can. Well Shakespeare. You've got it backward you stupid Coleridge gobbler.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
10/09/2008 02:12 PM

Ok dummy, let me spell it out. You made a joke about "your people" inventing something. In said post you used incorrect vocabulary, so I made a joke about "your people" not inventing the English language either.
See? A joke!
You stupid drunken jackass.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
10/09/2008 02:15 PM

There is a remedy for the symptoms of dyslexia. It's called proofreading.

Ravos as Mr.T 63,472 21
10/09/2008 02:20 PM

SR, you never go full retard.

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/09/2008 02:37 PM

Proof reading only helps if you can see the mistakes. I re-read my posts before I post them. Spell check doesn't catch word that are real words just mistyped as other words. Like my problem with does and dose. I can't even spot it if I look at the same sentence over and over until I see the two words next to each other.

rouge rogue
dose does
could cloud
chief cheif

These are just a few words that I cannot distinguish. I apologize for my issue. I am fine with it being pointed out once and a while. But when I some one points this out after every one of my posts it just gets annoying. I know people aren't so stupid that you don't under stand what I am trying to say simply by context clues. If I take as much time as this to post something. The joke may not even be relevant anymore. The timing of the funny is gone. I am well spoken, which is why I do well over the phone and and good at customer service. My voice is soothing, clear and concise. You give me a mic and a crowd I can shoot wit back at I kick ass. You want me to do that here and you get what you see me typing. Sorry, get the Frost over it.

Ravos as Mr.T 63,472 21
10/09/2008 02:55 PM

The joke may not even be relevant anymore.

I don't think the speed at which you post ensures your joke is relevant.

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/09/2008 03:05 PM

You're right, Frost it.

Marmite - ruining GAB since 2007 12,955 12
10/09/2008 03:39 PM

<action>dribbles from the corner of her mouth, and twitches spasmodically and smears faeces over the thread</action>d..d...d...doooooddeeeeee!!



Am I doing it right?

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/09/2008 03:41 PM

Come over here and try that on my crotch, I'll tell you.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
10/09/2008 03:43 PM

Almost. You forgot to scream that you want cupcakes.

Ravos as Mr.T 63,472 21
10/09/2008 03:55 PM

Marmite, that was the most intense mental image I think I have had in a while.

Marmite - ruining GAB since 2007 12,955 12
10/09/2008 05:37 PM

<action>unclips her calipers and slips her back-brace off</action>in a good way I hope.....?

Ravos as Mr.T 63,472 21
10/09/2008 09:18 PM

I've never been so confused about my sexuality.

manslaughter 21,656 29
10/09/2008 10:09 PM

I'm not a moron I just look like one

People who look like morons are generally called morons. So don't take any offense.









Moron.

Squirrel Zombie 53,270 54
10/09/2008 10:49 PM

You give me a mic and a crowd I can shoot wit back at I kick suck ass.


Fixed!

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
10/10/2008 12:45 PM

I tell ya, this new GAB isn't really what I expected.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/04/2010 05:38 AM

Here, this is the gist of Rock Lobster's articles.

Feel free to post all appropriate comments here.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,976 36 Carves into Live
02/04/2010 05:50 AM

Taco <3s Bill 4 evah 2/4/2010

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
02/04/2010 04:48 PM

Which Bill, Squirrel or Salamie?

Shempxistential Blues 22,222 17
02/04/2010 05:52 PM

This is my favorite Bill.

I'm just a bill, Yes I'm only a bill

Bill the Squirrel is a close second.

I dont know who the Frost the other Bill is.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/07/2011 09:18 PM

Strangely, this seems appropriate.

KChikita Rex 128,375 98
03/07/2011 09:36 PM

I heart this thread so hard. Bill, you're much funnier when you're mildly sober.