BillSalamie 67,057 13
10/10/2008 11:42 AM

Congrats. Too bad though, John was going to give $500 to the first baby of the new Gab.

Stuffed Lobster Tail 18,570 33
10/10/2008 11:52 AM

Congrats Bean!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/10/2008 11:55 AM

Nobody should ever have kids.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
10/10/2008 11:56 AM

They taste best fresh.

Midgets 96,123 48
10/10/2008 11:59 AM

Congrats.

Did the moustache tickle as much on the way out as it did going in?

Ravos McRavosberg 63,472 21
10/10/2008 12:02 PM

Congrats on your precious little bundle of poop joy.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
10/10/2008 12:05 PM

For photo, see "Thud" in the GAB album

Man, this one creeps even me out.

Mung Champ 35,891 35
10/10/2008 12:39 PM

Congrats Bean!

20 inches! My god that girl has a huge Coleridge.

Hammerhead-less Horseman 59,399 14
10/10/2008 01:16 PM

Congrats on the little bean, Bean.

Just remember, it's torture for the first few months as you get used to a new child...

Then it's hell for the next 18 years.

Bloody Undies 101,398 77
10/10/2008 01:39 PM

congratuations!

Dropkick Brody scares easily 43,090 12
10/10/2008 01:46 PM

Congrats! Babies!

Declan McManus as Gabriel Conroy 131,887 36
10/10/2008 01:57 PM

Oh, congratulations!


5:57 am. Just in time for breakfast.

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn 27,578 25
10/10/2008 02:18 PM

Congratulations!!! Can I have the next one?

Cinderblock is, like, super scary. 27,578 25
10/10/2008 02:19 PM

Crap. Sorry, forgot to change my name back. That last post was me.

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/10/2008 02:26 PM

Noob.

Cinderblock is, like, super scary. 27,578 25
10/10/2008 02:29 PM

True.

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/10/2008 02:32 PM

Oh by the way, Grats! More white people that's just want I need.

Crash Test Dracula 3,671 9
10/10/2008 02:36 PM

SR, you'll most probably have died of cirrhosis before this kid gets to say its first word, so...

Crash Test Dracula 3,671 9
10/10/2008 02:37 PM

<action>slaps himself on forehead for forgetting</action>
Congrats on the new toybaby Bean!

Chit 178,781 15
10/10/2008 02:50 PM

Beanie babies are back!


Congrats!

Suicide Ranger is eating candy corn. 27,937 12
10/10/2008 03:19 PM

Oh it's all cheers and cigars now, but once the postpartum hits it is bath tubs and babies.

Ravos McRavosberg 63,472 21
10/10/2008 03:29 PM

Oh it's all cheers and cigars now, but once the postpartum hits it is bath tubs and babies toasters.

Marmite - ruining GAB since 2007 12,955 12
10/10/2008 03:32 PM

Can I have your placenta?

Ghostly Shell 77,143 25
10/10/2008 03:49 PM

"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe the childbearing process. Delivery is: "Here's your pizza. Takes 30 minutes or less." "Exorcism," I think, is more apt: "Please! Get the hell out of my body!"
-- Jeff Stilson


Congratulations to you and your family!

Joo Grrrrl 15,189 12
10/10/2008 03:53 PM

Congrats!

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
10/10/2008 05:39 PM

Congratulations!


By the way, shouldn't you be feeding or burping or changing diapers or sleeping(you know you're not going to do that much) instead of hanging out with a bunch of losers on the internet?

Don't worry, I'm not going to do any of that Shakespeare either.

Alpha Wolf 1,062 12
10/10/2008 07:16 PM

Congratulations on the hatching of your human larva!

May it grow into a strong, productive member of its caste.

The Hippy Priestess 58,948 29
10/10/2008 07:22 PM

Congrats Bean! Can I have it? That is, if your not going to sacrafice it on the alter of the Levithian first, I can do it for you.

Millie 116,988 28
10/10/2008 11:15 PM

Congratulations on the new little girl!

dinesh 24,862 16
10/10/2008 11:41 PM

grats

Cinderblock is, like, super scary. 27,578 25
10/10/2008 11:42 PM

Baby pictures? Plz?

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/10/2008 11:50 PM

Bean sprouted! Yay!

Bean 8,602 19
10/11/2008 07:49 PM

Thud hasn't even seen this yet? I feel like a bad person for not telling him first.

Mrs. Bawk Ba Gawk 173,958 15
10/11/2008 08:54 PM

I like Bean. And because I like Bean, I will wish only good things for this baby.

SHP - disguised as a normal 181,795 70
10/11/2008 08:57 PM

Beans beans the magical human 'sploding machine?

Congrats. Babies are great. 'Specially when they belon to other people!

Taco Murderface Murderface 61,976 36
10/11/2008 09:47 PM

I was trying to think of something cute and punny to say, but everyone used all the good ideas.

May your young one be strong and lively enough to fight back Ollie in the years to come!

peoriagrace 6,166 11
10/12/2008 12:57 AM

Cool, I hope you're both doing great. New baby smell is way better then new car smell.

Sarah Phlalin, shlockey mom 131,068 34
10/12/2008 01:20 AM

Congratulations on your new car.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
10/12/2008 08:58 AM

Did you get the undercoating on that new baby?

Squirrel Zombie 53,270 54
10/12/2008 09:47 AM

No, but she has that new poop smell to her.

Maverick Independent Chickens 286,580 61
10/12/2008 12:48 PM

Gonna strap that puppy in the front seat of your school bus and keep on keepin on?

Thud: The Devil's Moustache 68,506 19
10/12/2008 07:31 PM

Thud hasn't even seen this yet? I feel like a bad person for not telling him first.

Sorry I didn't get to see this sooner. Congrats to you a best wishes for the little one. Next time I'm in the area I'll stop by to have the DNA checked see your girl.

GrammarNazi 954 5
10/12/2008 07:58 PM

Much Congratulations to you! Hope everyone is doing fine. May you get some sleep again soon ...

Bean 8,602 19
10/13/2008 05:57 PM

Cinder... wish granted!

Cinderblock is, like, super scary. 27,578 25
10/13/2008 11:07 PM

Bahaha! I got baby pictures and you guys didn't!

She couldn't post them here because the sheer beauty of her new baby would blind the average man. I had to wear special goggles just to glance at them.

Thud: The Devil's Moustache 68,506 19
10/13/2008 11:13 PM

So, share them already. Most of the men on this board are going blind already.

Cinderblock is, like, super scary. 27,578 25
10/13/2008 11:15 PM

Send your baby picture requests to Bean herself. I'm not sharing pictures of her younguns without her permission.

Or payment.

Ravos McRavosberg 63,472 21
10/14/2008 08:48 AM

I thought the lack of photos was to prevent certain people from getting aroungry.