Demonfire You 1,039 8
10/14/2008 08:54 PM

What's the difference between Palin's mouth and Palin's vagina?
























only SOME of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.

M. Night Pubahlahn, Writer of Scary Shit 56,813 18
10/14/2008 11:38 PM

You can put lipstick on a
Donkey and it's still an ass.

Anh is Undead! 11,158 14
10/15/2008 12:39 AM

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No, they eat the fingers separately!

Werewolf, Killer of Furries 1,062 12
10/15/2008 12:43 AM

One day, Trae is walking along a wooded path. All of a sudden, Pubah jumps out and yells, "BOO!",
Startled, Trae says, "Pubah, you almost scared my shirt off".
Pubah replies, "Boo, Boo, boo...".

Where's the twist-ending? Does it turn out not to be Trae, but really BB McGee?


Or Dinesh?

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 313 5
10/15/2008 03:13 AM

<action>prepares a pile of dead babies and a bottle of lube, and hopes to god it's BB McGee</action>

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 313 5
10/15/2008 03:21 AM

Time for Dead Baby jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?


I Don't have a Ferrari in my garage.






What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?



I don't get a boner when i eat an apple.






How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof?

depends how thin you slice them.

How many dead babies can you fit in a Pitch fork?

42.

Ravos McRavosberg 63,472 21
10/15/2008 08:01 AM

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around a tree?

Stopping it with a pitchfork.

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 313 5
10/15/2008 08:14 AM

<action>makes and evil grin</action>What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

when you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots.

M. Night Pubahlahn, Writer of Scary Shit 56,813 18
10/18/2008 08:18 PM

When you jump on a trampoline, you take OFF your boots?

You don't wear spiked shoes when jumping on a trampoline?

M. Night Pubahlahn, Writer of Scary Shit 56,813 18
10/18/2008 08:20 PM

Got mad at my wife and went to a bar to get drunk...

After a couple of hours, I jumped in a cab and told the driver to "take me where all the action is"... The muthajumpa took me to my wifes house.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
10/19/2008 02:42 PM

What's the difference between Duce's dead baby jokes and a dead baby?

I would orb a dead baby.

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 313 5
10/19/2008 06:28 PM

Sounds kinky.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
10/19/2008 11:02 PM

What's kinky and conducts electricity?

A dead baby's large intestine stretched between two electrical transformers.

Midgets 96,123 48
10/20/2008 12:35 AM

Mcain/Obama 2012.

fragger 0 4
10/20/2008 07:39 AM

Whats the difference between dead babies and porn??

Porn Doesn't Get Me hard

Whats the difference between dead babies and onions??

Nobody Crys When You peel a baby

How Do You Stop a baby crawling in circles??

Nails Its other foot to the floor