Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
10/14/2008 05:23 PM

Yeah, stay the Frost away from that Lobster chick she's Frost-ing psyco.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
10/14/2008 05:25 PM

GABbers, do you have any words of wisdom for the dearly beloved BlueLep?

Don't ever speak to Lobster again, she's not trustworthy, she's an attention whore and she stinks up the board with her Frost-ing drama.

Werewolf, Killer of Furries 1,062 12
10/14/2008 05:26 PM

So what you're saying is, BlueLep doesn't like to be Donkey Called?

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
10/14/2008 05:26 PM

Oh, and get a new printer yours sucks.

SHP - dipped in caramel and stuck 181,795 70
10/14/2008 05:42 PM

<action>takes a break</action>

Oops.

Where the Stone Cold Bikinis Are 62,262 18
10/14/2008 05:43 PM

It would be more useful to post this letter, say, in a place where BlueLep still posts. Maybe just send it straight to his email or tell him over IM.

He hasn't been on Gab in ages. This is a comedy board here. We don't care.

Suicide Ranger dressed as Taunto 27,937 12
10/14/2008 06:01 PM

Do you think Rock is trying to incite something on purpose? I mean do you think Rock is a bigger attention whore than Bill, or even myself gods forbid?

Cinderblock is, like, super scary. 27,578 25
10/14/2008 06:14 PM

Lobster is pregnant?

Suicide Ranger dressed as Taunto 27,937 12
10/14/2008 06:17 PM

Yeah, it's all the rage want to practice?

Cinderblock is, like, super scary. 27,578 25
10/14/2008 06:20 PM

Gee, SR sure is working hard to win Robin back.

Suicide Ranger dressed as Taunto 27,937 12
10/14/2008 06:31 PM

Wow, I just asked if you wanted to practice. Like I would want to sleep with you. Quit trying to come on to me lady.

What the Duce? aka. Glatt Kosher 313 5
10/14/2008 07:05 PM

Lobster is pregnant?


Yes, and in a few months there will be the sweet pitter-patter of tiny lobster feet, that is of course of all goes well. Otherwise, Dead baby jokes beckon.

What the Duce? aka. Glatt Kosher 313 5
10/14/2008 07:10 PM

I'm sorry the last part was inappropriate, sometimes I'm a good person, other times a bad person, and once in a blue moon, when the stars align and the wind is just right, I simply don't care.

Cinderblock is, like, super scary. 27,578 25
10/14/2008 07:21 PM

he sweet pitter-patter of tiny lobster feet

This made me hungry.

Chit 178,781 15
10/14/2008 07:23 PM

other times a bad person


The bad person in you shows great potential as a GABber.

Fight off the angelic urges, you'll be ok.

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 313 5
10/14/2008 07:28 PM

Your words are wise master, teach me in the ways of the dark side.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/14/2008 07:52 PM

Blue Lep has an assistant?

Talk about your lousy jobs - assistant night convenience store clerk and practice target? With Blue Lep for a boss? Poor bastard is probably still waiting for last year's Christmas bonus.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
10/14/2008 08:02 PM

BlueLep has not been here in months. And you know that, Robster.

Keep up this Shakespeare and I'm not gonna let me look at your tits on the webcam any more.

Jepperoni 58,758 13
10/14/2008 08:57 PM

<action>wonders if anyone's ever thought of hooking this chick up with Wonder Poultry for Shakespeares and giggles

Millie 116,988 28
10/14/2008 09:06 PM

If the only way to communicate with your boss is through GAB...well, it doesn't seem like a very efficient business.

Millie 116,988 28
10/14/2008 09:08 PM

Plus, how much does he pay you?

I'd never let my boss scream at me, even when I made a lot of money as a legal secretary. I would have kicked him in the nuts and quit.

And he knew it.

Thud: The Devil's Moustache 68,506 19
10/14/2008 09:11 PM

There you go, fueling fantasies again, Millie.

Sikamikaniko 22 5
10/14/2008 09:13 PM

I'd never let my boss scream at me, even when I made a lot of money as a legal secretary. I would have kicked him in the nuts and quit.

Right after he blew his load on your face.

Thud: The Devil's Moustache 68,506 19
10/14/2008 09:18 PM

Way to unsubtle a joke.

Sikamikaniko 22 5
10/14/2008 09:19 PM

No problem.

Thud: The Devil's Moustache 68,506 19
10/14/2008 09:23 PM

So, tell us about yourself.

What brings you to our neighborhood?

Sikamikaniko 22 5
10/14/2008 09:32 PM

Bitches, Hoe's, and Frosted up semi-humor.

Jepperoni 58,758 13
10/14/2008 09:34 PM

Frost Wonder Poultry, someone give her number to this Sikamikaniko dude!

Sikamikaniko 22 5
10/14/2008 10:02 PM

From what I hear, she's worse than trae, so please no more STD's.

Chance 171,275 14
10/14/2008 10:10 PM

Is she Frost-ing serious? This HAS to be a joke. No one is THIS pathetic.

Taco Murderface Murderface 61,976 36
10/14/2008 10:24 PM

You know what? This n00b has obviously lurked, and therefore shows promise. I am hopeful.






N00b, don't blow it and make me look like an Emerson.

Frankenpram 80,728 42
10/15/2008 12:12 AM

GABbers, do you have any words of wisdom for the dearly beloved BlueLep?

Yeah. Good-bye, Red Dye #2.

Werewolf, Killer of Furries 1,062 12
10/15/2008 12:31 AM

N00b, don't blow it and make me look like an Emerson.

When you stick up for n00bs, they will immediately say something that will cause a physiological reaction.

It will be the thrusting of your foot into your mouth.

Sikamikaniko 22 5
10/15/2008 12:46 AM

42?

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 313 5
10/15/2008 03:06 AM

Only in Vegas.

Ravos McRavosberg 63,472 21
10/15/2008 07:58 AM

I'd never let my boss scream at me, even when I made a lot of money as a legal secretary. I would have kicked him in the nuts and quit.

And he knew it.

He knew it because you kicked him in the nuts & quit?

Ravos McRavosberg 63,472 21
10/15/2008 07:58 AM

GABbers, do you have any words of wisdom for the dearly beloved BlueLep?

Lobsters are ruining GAB.

Sarah Jessica Parkers Mole 86,705 14
10/15/2008 08:17 AM

Ooh looky! GAB's got a new toy!

TomServo 3,759 7
10/15/2008 09:50 AM

Soooo..... About that pregnancy.






Any mood swings yet?

Sarah Jessica Parkers Mole 86,705 14
10/15/2008 11:02 AM

I'm guessing high risk pregnancy means she will actually give birth.

Squirrel the Bill 53,270 54
10/15/2008 11:06 AM

I'm guessing it means she's going to have a bumper sticker that says,

"PROUD mother of an Autistic Child.
Cody, we love you!"


sorry Undies.

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 313 5
10/15/2008 07:44 PM

High risk pregnancy

Sounds like russian baby roulette by yourself, you don't know when you're going to bite the bullet, but it's going to happen eventually.