• "Hang up a vinyl banner at a John McCain rally saying GOSH, YOU'RE OLD" is not very doable.
  
• "Hang up a vinyl banner outside a church reading GAY PRIESTS WANTED" is not very legal.
  
• "Hang up a vinyl banner outside a Starbucks offering HALF PRICE CRAPUCCINOS" could probably be done.

• Is it doable?
  
• Is it legal?
  
• Will it make a funny photo? (Ideally we want a photo that will be passed around the Internet.)

Phla has a mask on 101,722 12
10/16/2008 08:28 AM

Well so far I've got a crappy logo and a crappy place to hang it...

Thud 52,876 10
10/16/2008 08:29 AM

Put a sign saying "SO NOT WORTH THE PRICE" outside a dollar store.

Hammerhead-less Horseman 59,015 10
10/16/2008 08:29 AM

Hang a sign on the Big Dig that reads "Throw hotdogs here."

Phla has a mask on 101,722 12
10/16/2008 08:30 AM

You should probably feel free to put a "BANNED" sign on my forehead now.

Thud 52,876 10
10/16/2008 08:31 AM

Find the local IRS office and put up a sign: "INSERT TAXES HERE"

Hammerhead-less Horseman 59,015 10
10/16/2008 08:32 AM

Hang a sign above the harbor that reads "Free Tea Party".

Hammerhead-less Horseman 59,015 10
10/16/2008 08:36 AM

Hang a sign outside Al's old office building with the message "Please come back Al, we have the bacon now!"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 08:37 AM

Political office: "Incest'd? Rape'd? Is your mother life in danger? Then vote for JohnMcCoathanger!

Church: "YOUR God sucks!"

Small Business: "Our competitors are ugly and they smell."

Declan McManus as Gabriel Conroy 115,715 10
10/16/2008 08:38 AM

Chinese Restaurant: Now with 50% More Cat!

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 08:39 AM

outside of a burger joint: "Try the Squirrel!"

ZackDDoggy 0 0
10/16/2008 08:41 AM

To celebrate the launch of the new...


Thank God my roofies kicked in before I read the rest of that crap.

Thud 52,876 10
10/16/2008 08:41 AM

Outside your local Legislature: "YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 08:42 AM

Outside a Church:

Bibles: $29.95
Worship fans: $9.95
whips: $19.95
handcuffs: $4.99
rubber body suit: $599.99

Special offer code: w4x0ff

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 08:44 AM

Church...

"Tonight's special guest: Ron Jeremy"

Phla has a mask on 101,722 12
10/16/2008 08:46 AM

Anywhere in Boston: "GO YANKEES!"

Hammerhead-less Horseman 59,015 10
10/16/2008 08:49 AM

Outside a coffee place: "Free Beer"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 08:50 AM

Outside a tanning salon:

"Our beds are only as clean as you are!"

Declan McManus as Gabriel Conroy 115,715 10
10/16/2008 08:50 AM

Outside a Best Buy: We Love Our Customers.

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 08:51 AM

Outside a funeral home:

"If you can't afford a plot, up she comes!"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 08:52 AM

Outside of a daycare:

"It's 10:00. Do you know where our children are?"

Hammerhead-less Horseman 59,015 10
10/16/2008 08:53 AM

Outisde a Korean place: "Our kimchi smells GREAT!"

ZackDDoggy 0 0
10/16/2008 08:54 AM

hee hee. New Orleans comes to mind.

Holy Jeens 10,767 10
10/16/2008 08:54 AM

"I bought this banner and and all i got was a lousy banner."

"Gas prices change hourly."

"E
FC
MDP"

Holy Jeens 10,767 10
10/16/2008 08:55 AM

preview. submit.




Ok, got that figured out now.

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 08:55 AM

outside of a Dunkin' Donuts:

"free donut with your purchase of burka"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 08:57 AM

outside of a Chuck E. Cheese:

"21 and over. Please show I.D. at the door"

Hammerhead-less Horseman 59,015 10
10/16/2008 08:59 AM

Outside a butchers: "We challenge you to beat our meat!"

Hammerhead-less Horseman 59,015 10
10/16/2008 08:59 AM

Outside a brothel: "Go Frost Yourself."

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 09:01 AM

outside of a private stop motion animation studio:

"now open to the public!"

Thud 52,876 10
10/16/2008 09:02 AM

Outside a McDonalds: "FREE WHOPPERS"

or

Outside a Burger King: "FREE BIG MACS"

Crash Test Dracula 3,452 7
10/16/2008 09:02 AM

Another Dunkin' Donut one:

"Try our new Peter North cream filled donuts: you'll cum back for more!"

Thud 52,876 10
10/16/2008 09:03 AM

At a park with lots of play structures: "FREE RANGE CHILDREN"

Holy Jeens 10,767 10
10/16/2008 09:03 AM

"FREE GAS"
(Small print below) "with the sale of your soul"

Phla has a mask on 101,722 12
10/16/2008 09:04 AM

Outside of Pram's house: "BEWARE OF CLAYMATION JOKES SENTENCES."

Thud 52,876 10
10/16/2008 09:05 AM

On the blank (windowless) side of a building that faces a street: "NOT A THROUGH STREET"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 09:06 AM

outside of a convenience store:

"please remove ski masks before entering store."

Hammerhead-less Horseman 59,015 10
10/16/2008 09:08 AM

Outside a public park: "Iguana Park Coming Soon"

Outside a police station: "Free Pot, Inquire Within"

Outside a Chinese restaurant: "Free Tibet, Inquire Within"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 09:08 AM

outside of a shoe store:

"BEWARE OF PRAM"

Hammerhead-less Horseman 59,015 10
10/16/2008 09:11 AM

Another on the Big Dig: "Glory Hole"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 09:12 AM

outside of an abortion clinic:

"death to the tiny infidels!"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 09:13 AM

outside of a shoe store:

"buy one shoe, get the other shoe FREE!"

Crash Test Dracula 3,452 7
10/16/2008 09:14 AM

Also for a church:

"Jesus saves...















But Satan gets the rebound and SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 09:15 AM

outside of a church:

"HAIL SATAN!"

Strawcrow 59,198 11
10/16/2008 09:15 AM

"Needs more cowbell" at a Ben and Jerry's.

Frogpop the Bad Idea Bear 154,641 12
10/16/2008 09:17 AM

Outside a Petco/Petsmart/Local pet store:

"Lolcats! We has them!"

Hammerhead-less Horseman 59,015 10
10/16/2008 09:18 AM

Or, also outside a Ben & Jerry's: "Still 100% Breastmilk Free!"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 09:18 AM

outside of a McDonald's:

"PLEASE WAIT TO BE SEATED"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 09:19 AM

Outside of an old folk's home:

"HANNAH MONTANNA TICKETS ON SALE NOW!"

Frogpop the Bad Idea Bear 154,641 12
10/16/2008 09:20 AM

At Faneuil Hall

"New and Improved: 100% Ben Franklin Free!"

Thud 52,876 10
10/16/2008 09:23 AM

Underneath a speed limit sign on a busy street: "THIS MEANS YOU"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 09:24 AM

outside of a bank:

"now open on Sundays"

Thud 52,876 10
10/16/2008 09:24 AM

On an overpass: "GENERIC GRAFFITI"

Crash Test Dracula 3,452 7
10/16/2008 09:26 AM

Outside a KFC:

"Our chicken are really dead".

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 09:27 AM

outside of anywhere:

"GO ZUG YOURSELF!"

Hammerhead-less Horseman 59,015 10
10/16/2008 09:28 AM

Outside a movie theater: "Now in Feelaround!"

Frogpop the Bad Idea Bear 154,641 12
10/16/2008 09:29 AM

At the Charlestown Navy Yard/USS Constitution:

"Amend THIS!"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 09:30 AM

outside of an adult DVD store:

"Over 10,000 came."

Crash Test Dracula 3,452 7
10/16/2008 09:30 AM

Outside a sperm bank:

"Sponsored by Puffs"

Frogpop the Bad Idea Bear 154,641 12
10/16/2008 09:30 AM

New England Aquarium:

"Tanks for Visiting, Chum!"

Hammerhead-less Horseman 59,015 10
10/16/2008 09:31 AM

Outside the USS Constitution: "Old Ironsides didn't need Viagra for it's wood!"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 09:31 AM

Outside an art supplies store: "WET PAINT"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 09:32 AM

Outside a shopping mall:

"FLOOR SLIPPERY WHEN DRY"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 09:34 AM

outside of a restaurant:

"NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO PROBLEM"

Crash Test Dracula 3,452 7
10/16/2008 09:35 AM

Home Depot: You can't do it. We can help.

Frogpop the Bad Idea Bear 154,641 12
10/16/2008 09:39 AM

Just about anywhere:

"Don't turn around"

Then, directly opposite that sign:

"Der Kommissar's in town"

Midgets 47,152 8
10/16/2008 09:41 AM

Outside mexican restaraunt:

"Free Gas With Purchase"

Midgets 47,152 8
10/16/2008 09:45 AM

Outside a private parking lot:

"Used Cars, Bargain Prices."

Midgets 47,152 8
10/16/2008 09:46 AM

On top of this thread:

"Don't Bother, Undies Will Win."

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 128,916 13
10/16/2008 09:52 AM

On the Massachusetts Avenue Bridge near the M.I.T., display a banner to motorists who are driving into Cambridge:

"SLOW DOWN, GEEKS AHEAD"

Declan McManus as Gabriel Conroy 115,715 10
10/16/2008 09:54 AM

At the Maverick T station:

McCain is a thief.

Frogpop the Bad Idea Bear 154,641 12
10/16/2008 09:55 AM

In Harvard Yard:

"No Pahking"

Frogpop the Bad Idea Bear 154,641 12
10/16/2008 09:57 AM

I'm John McCain, and I approve this station.

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 10:00 AM

outside of an illegal immigrant maternity ward: "BORN FREE"

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 128,916 13
10/16/2008 10:02 AM

At the entrance of Harvard University: "INSTITUTE OF NOWLEDGE"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 10:03 AM

outside of a Birkenstock store:

"don't forget the socks!"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 10:06 AM

Outside of movie theater: "FREE DOWNLOADS! Inquire within"

Midgets 47,152 8
10/16/2008 10:07 AM

Any highway entering D.C.:

"For Sale"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 10:12 AM

outside a library:

"Please raise your voice, our librarian is hard of hearing"

Frogpop the Bad Idea Bear 154,641 12
10/16/2008 10:12 AM

At the entrance of Harvard University:

"As seen in [pink]Legally Blonde[/pink]"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 10:17 AM

outside of the Welfare office:

"ALL APPLICANTS MUST PASS A MANDATORY DRUG AND ALCOHOL TEST BEFORE ANY BENEFITS WILL BE GIVEN"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 10:18 AM

outside of a gay strip club:

"Line forms to the rear"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 10:29 AM

outside a bakery:

"Cookie samples are free, BUT DON'T BE ALL GRABBY."

Frogpop the Bad Idea Bear 154,641 12
10/16/2008 10:59 AM

Over Pram's Computer:

"Pram: 68th all-time funniest, 37th all-time most frequent."

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 11:07 AM

Outside of Frog Pop's place:

"Mean person lives here"

Werewolf, Killer of Furries 1,053 9
10/16/2008 11:16 AM

Beside a bridge, (and preferably in costume): "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

Next to Pram: "YOU SHALL NOT POST!"

Werewolf, Killer of Furries 1,053 9
10/16/2008 11:16 AM

OH! Could also do that outside of a Renaissance Festival...

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 11:20 AM

outside of a drug store:

"Not THOSE kind of drugs..."

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 301 2
10/16/2008 11:21 AM

Hanging on some building on Wall street opposite a bank about to go under:

Don't jump!

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 11:24 AM

outside of a ski resort:

"please put on ski masks prior to entering"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 11:33 AM

outside of a John Hargrave's house, regarding the "new" Zug:

"You got owned. Owned, owned, owned"

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 301 2
10/16/2008 12:07 PM

Outside a bank:

Please put on ski masks prior to entering

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 12:16 PM

No, Bruno, that is not our way.


...

Outside of a Chinese laundromat:

"Kindry do it yourself."

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 301 2
10/16/2008 12:34 PM

Outside Kim Jong il's palace:

"I'm ronery, so very ronery".

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 01:37 PM

Outside of a video production class that's procrastinating making a short because they don't have 35mm equipment to shoot it on:

"Make a FILM!!!"

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 301 2
10/16/2008 01:59 PM

Outside a school for the blind:

"Free eyeballs!"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 02:05 PM

Are you Frost-ing kidding me?


...

Outside of Duce's bedroom:

"President of getting jokes"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 02:14 PM

yeah- his own.

...

Outside of a morgue:

"Hope to see you soon!"

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 301 2
10/16/2008 02:53 PM

Hey thanks.



Next to a picture of Pram:

"Proof that sometimes, it's better to get an abortion."


Sorry.

Jepperoni 57,781 10
10/16/2008 03:06 PM

Outside of an vacant store in an otherwise occupied fashionable strip mall:

"COMING SOON: Bin Laden's Bargain Burkha Barn"

Cinderblock is, like, super scary. 19,731 10
10/16/2008 03:09 PM

Outside my apartment: "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE ME THE MONEY. I'M POOR."

I win! Yay!

Frogpop the Bad Idea Bear 154,641 12
10/16/2008 03:30 PM

Next door to a Starbucks:

"Coming Soon: Another Starbucks!"

Ravos McRavosberg 33,179 9
10/16/2008 03:39 PM

Outside a hospital
"Its not a tumor!"

Ravos McRavosberg 33,179 9
10/16/2008 03:40 PM

Outside a store
"Take off your shoes when you enter please"

Ravos McRavosberg 33,179 9
10/16/2008 03:40 PM

Outside of pet store
"Beware of dog"

BillSalamie 65,875 8
10/16/2008 04:59 PM

Outside a Church: All Your Base Are Belong to Jesus

BillSalamie 65,875 8
10/16/2008 05:00 PM

Outside a school: Tonite! Fith grade Speling Bee.

BillSalamie 65,875 8
10/16/2008 05:01 PM

Outisde a Men's Health Clinic: Your November Erection Headquarters.

Count Ravos 33,179 9
10/16/2008 05:21 PM

Outside a church
"When life gives you lemons, find a new God!"

Super Mung 22,134 16
10/16/2008 05:23 PM

Outside an Abortion Clinic: Coat Hanger Testers Wanted.

Count Ravos 33,179 9
10/16/2008 05:24 PM

Outside an Abortion Clinic
"Taste testers wanted"

Trae - Boo! 156,239 10
10/16/2008 05:42 PM

Outside a Voting Precinct:

"Palin - Just One Heart Attack Away"

Count Ravos 33,179 9
10/16/2008 05:47 PM

Outside a store
"Bearded lady within. $5 entry fee to see this freak of nature"

BillSalamie 65,875 8
10/16/2008 06:19 PM

Oustide a supermarket: Cleveland Steamers $2.99/lb

Count Ravos 33,179 9
10/16/2008 06:23 PM

Outside a farm
"Donkey punch within"

Count Ravos 33,179 9
10/16/2008 06:24 PM

Outside housewares store
"Dutch ovens on sale. Inquire within"

Bob Loblaw 0 2
10/16/2008 06:38 PM

Hang the sign outside Fenway at Cask n Flaggin or Game On and say "Meet the Red Sox Here Today!"

Count Ravos 33,179 9
10/16/2008 06:40 PM

Hang a sign outside a church of scientology saying: They're here...

Count Ravos 33,179 9
10/16/2008 06:41 PM

Hang up a vinyl banner outside a Starbucks offering HALF PRICE CRAPUCCINOS

Space Admiral BobJohnson 165,189 10
10/16/2008 06:41 PM

At a park with lots of play structures: "FREE RANGE CHILDREN"

Sorry, Thud.

Count Ravos 33,179 9
10/16/2008 06:44 PM

"FREE CAT"

</obligatory>

Count Ravos 33,179 9
10/16/2008 06:48 PM

Don't act like you didn't see that coming.

Bill the Squirrel 25,015 8
10/16/2008 07:46 PM

Outside a School for the Deaf:

Marching Band tryouts inquire within.

Bill the Squirrel 25,015 8
10/16/2008 07:50 PM

Above that big baby viewing window in the Maternity ward:

All you can eat $8.99

BillSalamie 65,875 8
10/16/2008 07:57 PM

Outside of the NYSE: 80% Off Sale, Everything Must Go!

Rod von Longschlong 0 2
10/16/2008 09:24 PM

Hang up a sign that says "Abortions now only 268.99!" in front of an Army/Navy store, Knife and Key store, or any other place which sells sharp instruments.

Count Ravos 33,179 9
10/16/2008 09:27 PM

Above an abortion clinic or a McCain rally:

Abortions for some, tiny, patriotic American flags for others.

suzycreamcheese 406 3
10/16/2008 09:57 PM

Under the Wal-Mart logo on the side of the store:

"Now with 30% more evil!"

Count Ravos 33,179 9
10/16/2008 09:59 PM

Over the Wal-Mart smiley logo thing:

A frowny face.

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 10:46 PM

Outside of a movie theater:

"NOW PLAYING: American Pie XVII"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 10:48 PM

outside of a wig shop:

"IRREGULAR TOUPEES: 50% OFF"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/16/2008 10:52 PM

outside of a zoo in an impoverished area:

"please feed the animals."

Chit 163,388 10
10/16/2008 11:28 PM

I'm waiting for Pram to enter this contest.

I bet he'll have a really great idea or two.

Count Ravos 33,179 9
10/16/2008 11:32 PM

Outside an animal shelter
"Dinner for 2: $5.99"

Stuffed Lobster Tail 9,725 9
10/16/2008 11:59 PM

Outside a Catholic church "Save some funk for Sunday"

Stuffed Lobster Tail 9,725 9
10/17/2008 12:00 AM

In front of the local Mexican restaraunt: "Unique and secret method in the history of preparing a treat for those who love spicy dishes."

Stuffed Lobster Tail 9,725 9
10/17/2008 12:02 AM

"Free James Brown (not valid with any other offer)"

BillSalamie 65,875 8
10/17/2008 12:04 AM

Outside a cemetary: If You Were Buried Here You'd Be Home By Now.

Bill the Squirrel 25,015 8
10/17/2008 12:08 AM

outside The Charitable Irish Society:

Go back to England, you Frost-ing Micks.

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/17/2008 12:24 AM

In front of the local Mexican restaraunt: "Unique and secret method in the history of preparing a treat for those who love spicy dishes."

This is a banner contest, not Delicious Dish.


Outside of a Subway:

"Buy a sub! All proceeds go to Jared's liposuction treatment."

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/17/2008 12:27 AM

Outside of a library:

"NO READING"

Bill the Squirrel 25,015 8
10/17/2008 12:28 AM

outside a Quizno's:

Jared sucks balls.

Count Ravos 33,179 9
10/17/2008 12:30 AM

Outside a coffee shop other than starbucks
"No beatniks allowed."

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/17/2008 12:34 AM

Outside of the Ren and Stimpy studios:

"Clip not done yet"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/17/2008 12:39 AM

outside of a toll booth:

"Dollah twenty-five, please."

Count Ravos 33,179 9
10/17/2008 12:40 AM

Side of a bridge
"Beware: Bridge troll"

Suicide Ranger 27,445 10
10/17/2008 12:41 AM

In my hands:

Deport ALL illegal immigrants.

KChiki is a Cheeky (but Scary!) Monkey 49,568 11
10/17/2008 12:43 AM

Or,

On the side of a bridge: "TROLL AHEAD"

KChiki is a Cheeky (but Scary!) Monkey 49,568 11
10/17/2008 12:44 AM

Outside a department store dressing room: "OBJECTS IN MIRROR MAY BE LARGER THAN THEY APPEAR"

Suicide Ranger 27,445 10
10/17/2008 12:45 AM

A few yards in front of the bridge:

Billy Goats wanted. 3 open positions.

Count Ravos 33,179 9
10/17/2008 12:45 AM

Outside a collections office:
"Hired goons."

Count Ravos 33,179 9
10/17/2008 12:46 AM

Also on bridge
"Pay the toll or get eaten by the troll"

Count Ravos 33,179 9
10/17/2008 12:48 AM

Above zug
"Same Shakespeare."

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/17/2008 12:57 AM

outside of the Doritos factory:

"Don't crunch so much. We can't keep up"

Professor Nutbutter 150,728 13
10/17/2008 01:01 AM

Outside the entrance to the Ted Williams tunnel:

"Ted Williams is all backed up."

Suicide Ranger 27,445 10
10/17/2008 01:02 AM

In front of an Abortion clinic:

Alpo pick ups in the back.

Chit 163,388 10
10/17/2008 01:20 AM

Again, in front of any bridge:

"Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/17/2008 01:21 AM

Around the corner from a bank: "he went this way"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/17/2008 01:52 AM

outside of a beautician's shop: "We can work with what you have".

Pat Von Rick 3 2
10/17/2008 01:57 AM

Plastered on the side of a Wal-Mart:

"Now 25% Less Evil!"

Suicide Ranger 27,445 10
10/17/2008 02:02 AM

Plastered on the side of a Wal-Mart:

"Now 25% Less Evil!"

In fine print below 50% more apathetic to the suffering we cause.

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/17/2008 02:27 AM

Outside of my house, written in stone:

"I give up. I could really use the money, but I'm not funny enough to win this thing. Good luck to the five finalists; I am bowing out of this one."

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 301 2
10/17/2008 02:32 AM

Outside a McDonalds:

With a picture of some fat kid holding some fries and McNuggets.
"Now with 75% more fat-ass".

Marmite - 15/10/2008 when GAB was ruined 5,619 5
10/17/2008 03:07 AM

"I paid $30,000 for a logo and all I got was a lousy tag-line for this banner"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/17/2008 03:17 AM

outside of a vacuum cleaner place:

"Our products really suck"

Suicide Ranger 27,445 10
10/17/2008 03:20 AM

Outside any shoe store:

"Remember the restraining order Pram."

peoriagrace 5,960 9
10/17/2008 03:20 AM

Outside a bowling alley:

COME AND PLAY WITH OUR BALLS!

FREE LESSONS ON SCORING TODAY!

bd101 2 2
10/17/2008 03:21 AM

out side gasstation
GAS: FREE
(just leave your car in the lot with your keys and address and we'll return it to you)

peoriagrace 5,960 9
10/17/2008 03:25 AM

Baloon store:

WE BLOW ANY SIZE FOR 5$ frills extra

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/17/2008 04:58 AM

outside of a massage parlor:

"We love you long time"

Space Admiral BobJohnson 165,189 10
10/17/2008 05:06 AM

In the middle of the busiest street you can find: "Road"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/17/2008 05:16 AM

outside of a cemetery:

"Proud Sponsor of the 2008 Mung Olympics."

Holy Jeens 10,767 10
10/17/2008 08:34 AM

On a building: This BUILDING is ACTUAL SIZE!

(or bridge, car, stadium, statue, etc.)

Holy Jeens 10,767 10
10/17/2008 08:38 AM

Anywhere: "Used Banner for SALE, *ONLY $14.95!!!"

Dogs Akimbo 157,832 11
10/17/2008 08:38 AM

"Welcome to Baltimore!"

Holy Jeens 10,767 10
10/17/2008 08:44 AM

Anywhere:

A lifetime friend shall soon be made.
Lucky Numbers: 8, 27, 32, 34, 41, 44

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/17/2008 08:48 AM

In the waiting room of an electroshock therapy center:

"ZAP. ZAP. ZAP."

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/17/2008 08:52 AM

on the wall of a veterinary clinic:

"is your dog in heat? We can FIX that!"

Holy Jeens 10,767 10
10/17/2008 09:00 AM

On a building:

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 30 tons
Servings Per Container: 2.5
-------------------------------------
Amount Per Serving
Calories                  0
etc...

(Like this)

JustAddWater 2 2
10/17/2008 10:55 AM

Outside a company building:
I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!!!

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/17/2008 11:04 AM

ummmm,

outside of a plant nursery:

"SOYLENT GREENERY"

Chit 163,388 10
10/17/2008 11:11 AM

On the window of a marriage counselor's office


"Objects in Window Are Closer Than They Appear"

Frogpop the Bad Idea Bear 154,641 12
10/17/2008 11:28 AM

Outside of McLean Hospital:

"May contain Nuts"

DinoExplosion 1,741 6
10/17/2008 11:59 AM

Outside of Gillette Stadium:

"Tom Brady has midget face."

TomServo 3,733 5
10/17/2008 12:27 PM

Outside any fast food chain

"Now with 60% less fecal matter"

or

"Rodent Free for 7 days"

TomServo 3,733 5
10/17/2008 12:46 PM

Outside the JFK library... Fill your mind with knowledge before someone fills your car with your mind.

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/17/2008 12:52 PM

outside of a radio studio:

"Bad morning, America!"

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 301 2
10/17/2008 03:10 PM

HAHAHAHA!!!!11ONE1!!1

Ravos Murderface Murderface 33,179 9
10/17/2008 05:21 PM

Across 1 way of an intersection
"Dead end"

Ravos Murderface Murderface 33,179 9
10/17/2008 05:23 PM

Outside a cemetary
"Beware: Zombies"

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 301 2
10/17/2008 05:23 PM

Next to a high-speed highway exit ramp:

"Dead end".

Ravos Murderface Murderface 33,179 9
10/17/2008 05:23 PM

Outside a comic book shop
"NEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS!"

Pram 52,467 8
10/17/2008 09:32 PM

outside of a karate dojo:

"COBRA KAI NEVER DIES."

BillSalamie 65,875 8
10/17/2008 09:33 PM

Outside of Sweet Tomatoes or another salad bar restaurant:
Come Toss Our Salads

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 301 2
10/17/2008 09:37 PM

NEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS!

"...UNIIIIIIIITE! Form of A POCKET PROTECTOR!
Form of AN OVERWEIGHT LOOSER IN HIS 30's!"

Bean 4,398 12
10/17/2008 09:52 PM

Outside of a school for mentally handicapped kids -

Slow Children at Play

Miss Trixxie the Spooky Swamp Queen 64,451 12
10/17/2008 09:55 PM

Explaining to me again how this isn't just a crass attempt to get 100s of free labor/hours of site advertizement?

Closet Friend 3,984 5
10/17/2008 10:19 PM

Over this dealership:

      SMALL PEENER?
     DRIVE A BEAMER!

Bill the Squirrel 25,015 8
10/17/2008 10:22 PM

Above any bathroom in Boston.

The new $30,000 logo and the caption:

"Your crap in there, ours is right here"

With an arrow pointing to the new logo.

Ravos Murderface Murderface 33,179 9
10/18/2008 12:45 AM

SMALL PEENER?
DRIVE A BEANER!

Outside a mexican restaurant.

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 301 2
10/18/2008 02:27 AM

Outside a haunted house amusement:

"You scream you die"

"The ride of your life"

"Don't look back. No seriously don't, there's a huge scary guy right behind you and if you look that'll really piss him off!"

Closet Friend 3,984 5
10/18/2008 02:48 AM

Outside the NAACP Chapter:

      NOV 5 - VOTE OBAMA - NOV 5

DinoExplosion 1,741 6
10/18/2008 10:42 AM

Outside of a Planned Parenthood:

It's not too late to get Rosie O'donnell.

DinoExplosion 1,741 6
10/18/2008 10:53 AM

Outside of a bar:

Clavin-Peterson wedding next Thursday.

Hammerhead-less Horseman 59,015 10
10/18/2008 11:02 AM

Outside an Irish Catholic church: Friday - Stephen Fitzpatrick, Patrick Fitzstephen Wedding.

Maverick Independent Chickens 237,431 14
10/18/2008 07:49 PM

Outside Liberty Bell Museum: "After visiting, please visit cracked.com."

Okay, ban me.

Dr. Penguin of the Arctic Alliance of Evil 392 4
10/19/2008 01:17 AM

"Priceless Antiques Inside!"

outside of a Retirement home

Dr. Penguin of the Arctic Alliance of Evil 392 4
10/19/2008 01:19 AM

"BBQ Chicken 5.99!"

At a crematory

Dr. Penguin of the Arctic Alliance of Evil 392 4
10/19/2008 01:22 AM

or

"ZUG.COM"

In a football stadium.

Big Scary Eyeball Lobster 9,725 9
10/19/2008 02:35 AM

On any street corner:

Dunkin Donuts Bankrupcy Liquidation Sale! All coffee 85% off! Everything must go!

I'm pretty sure that would start a riot in the Boston area.

SHP - dipped in caramel and stuck 125,510 11
10/19/2008 09:29 AM

On a child seat strapped to the back of a Harley: "If you can read this, the baby fell out."

Cinderblock is, like, super scary. 19,731 10
10/19/2008 09:35 AM

Outside of a D&D meeting (or any kind of gaming club event): "FREE VIRGINITIES! INQUIRE WITHIN!"

SHP - dipped in caramel and stuck 125,510 11
10/19/2008 09:37 AM

This one doesn't qualify, but...On the fence right between the American/Mexican Border: "Carpooling: $60/head."

RoryNorman 3 2
10/19/2008 10:03 AM

Outside of a construction site have

"This building brought to you by hand jobs."

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/19/2008 11:52 AM

Outside of Microsoft:

"Home of the Blue Screen of Death!"

Frankenpram 52,467 8
10/19/2008 12:30 PM

Outside of a DMV:

"If you're not illegal, wait your turn."

coconub 0 0
10/19/2008 04:11 PM

Next to a hobo clutching a "Will work for money to buy a phone" sign:

"Need a job? Call xxx-xxx-xx"

coconub 0 0
10/19/2008 04:12 PM

Sorry for double post.

Next to competing condom brands,

"Congrats on the new born".

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 301 2
10/19/2008 05:03 PM

Outside the DMV:

"Welcome to the gates of HELL"

A Marinating Sash 1,336 5
10/19/2008 05:28 PM

Outside an abortion clinic:

WE SUCK!

A Marinating Sash 1,336 5
10/19/2008 05:29 PM

Outside a vacuum cleaner store:

WE SUCK!

A Marinating Sash 1,336 5
10/19/2008 05:30 PM

Outside a hair salon:

WE BLOW

A Marinating Sash 1,336 5
10/19/2008 05:32 PM

Outside an invisible ink store:

Too Pram To Fuck 52,467 8
10/19/2008 11:55 PM

outside of a marriage counselor's office:

"SHUT UP and LISTEN!!!"

Too Pram To Fuck 52,467 8
10/19/2008 11:58 PM

Outside a vacuum cleaner store:

WE SUCK!


Outside of this part of the thread's scrollbar:

"Somebody already said that."

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 301 2
10/20/2008 03:25 AM

God daaaaamn!

The vacuum one's been done like three times now!

Too Pram To Fuck 52,467 8
10/20/2008 03:47 AM

Yeah, like, FER SURE!


Hanging over Hitler's grave:

"FAIL."

Too Pram To Fuck 52,467 8
10/20/2008 08:05 AM

Outside of a county jail in Springfield:

"I'M A MUR-DIDDLY-URDLER"

Trivia Steve 2 2
10/20/2008 11:48 AM

outside a laundry/cleaners

Drop your pants here

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 301 2
10/20/2008 01:31 PM

On the side of a Burning-book mobile:


"The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the mother-Froster burn,
Burn mother-Froster burn."

Closet Friend 3,984 5
10/20/2008 04:36 PM

ZUG has secretly replaced several quality posts with several Prams and some others. Let's see if anyone notices...

A Nightmare on Pram Street 52,467 8
10/20/2008 05:42 PM

Outside of Closet Friend's house:

"Captain Obvious lives here. Daily tours available at 4am."

Closet Friend 3,984 5
10/20/2008 06:13 PM

FYI - I thought that my "NOV 5 - VOTE OBAMA - NOV 5" post and some others were missing from this thread. Turns out that they're still here - just out of sequence...

Duce aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 301 2
10/20/2008 11:55 PM

Outside wherever:

"Jesus was here"

Digipete 7 2
10/21/2008 05:00 AM

Outside Boston's South Station;

Welcome to M.I.T's Hackathon 2008

(and in small letter Just underneath)

This year we are proud to offer free transportation to and from the event!