Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/16/2008 11:22 PM

Bela Lugosi is not dead afterall.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
10/16/2008 11:26 PM

"Blargh. Al Gore just made me smell Madonna."

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
10/16/2008 11:39 PM

"Chocolatey!"

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
10/16/2008 11:40 PM

"That wasn't Peppermint, that was BiggerGovernmint!"

Barack That One Obama 77,546 17
10/16/2008 11:55 PM

"Frostin' honkey."

Phla has a mask on 131,068 34
10/17/2008 12:42 AM

Let's see if I can make a bigger fool of myself after that debate. ...Yep, that'll do.

Chit 178,781 15
10/17/2008 12:50 AM

Freakazoids...Robots...Please report to the dance floor!

Frankenpram 80,728 42
10/17/2008 12:52 AM

"see those red stars on the screen behind me? I'm pretendin' I'm humpin' 'em!"

Squirrel Zombie 53,270 54
10/17/2008 01:00 AM

They don't think I love them Ogden Nashes, I'll show them.

Frankenpram 80,728 42
10/17/2008 01:20 AM

"Barack, for some reason, is being haunted by Johnny Carson's ghost"

THAT'LL teach him to skip the Letterman appearance!

peoriagrace 6,166 11
10/17/2008 02:04 AM

ACK! ACK! Hairball

suzycreamcheese 3,007 9
10/17/2008 02:16 AM

Trying to win the ever-elusive 18-29 year old demographic, McCain decides to bust out his favorite "robot" moves.

Frankenpram 80,728 42
10/17/2008 02:43 AM

John McCain does his best impression of Jonny Yune spitting fake blood in the disco scene from They Still Call Me Bruce.

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 313 5
10/17/2008 06:15 AM

Ahh! Heart attack!! ACK UGH!! Oh wait no... its ok friends false alarm.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
10/17/2008 09:19 AM

It's trying to steal my precious Presidency. My precious!

Ravos Murderface Murderface 63,472 21
10/17/2008 09:21 AM

McCain: "I'd tap that ass."

BillSalamie 67,057 13
10/17/2008 09:24 AM

"Somebody hand me a baby to kiss."

Miss Trixxie the Spooky Swamp Queen 65,026 15
10/17/2008 01:17 PM

What is the real story here?

Sarah, back from the dead! 30,601 8
10/17/2008 03:56 PM

"Be vewwy, vewwy quiet...I'm hunting wascaly democwats!"

Phuc 237,919 21
10/17/2008 04:19 PM

What is the real story here?

Lumpy McGee was a bit sour that Mr. Presidential didn't react to his "porch monkey" comment.

Big Scary Eyeball Lobster 18,570 33
10/18/2008 12:03 PM

That reminds me of the "porch monkey 4 life" shirt on Clerks II.

What the Duce? aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 313 5
10/20/2008 06:18 AM

McCain - "Holy Shakespeare i've been photoshopped"

Sully 605 9
10/20/2008 08:14 AM

Confident in his ability to kiss Bush's ass, John Mcain prepares to kiss the ass of the next President.

HeadTater 30 5
10/20/2008 07:42 PM

Making you oposition gag: Yet another advantage of eating Mexican food before the debate

Taco Murderface Murderface 61,976 36
10/21/2008 08:29 AM

Barack Obama: badass enough to just meander away from zombies.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
10/21/2008 08:37 AM

What is the real story here?

After the debates, John McCain was moving to shake hands with the moderator. The Moderator was also moving o shake hands with McCain. They ended up actually going around opposite sides of the table, away from each other. McCain made the face when he realized their mistake. It was a simple "Argh, I got mixed up" look, intended to reflect the silliness of their mistake. Someone just happened to snap a picture and got really lucky with the timing. And now we have to see that damn picture 50 times a day.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
10/21/2008 08:41 AM

I'm so Frost-ing helpful it disgusts me.

So please pretend that my previous post was actually something mean and/or funny. If you don't mind, make sure that you pretend the following words were found somewhere in the post-

poop
fag
cheese grater
and fussbudget

Red Wolf 33 5
10/21/2008 11:15 AM

"He's right behind me, isn't he?"

The central scrutinizer 15 5
10/22/2008 01:25 PM

Headline: Desperate democrat tries to kill republican nominee with the raunchiest fart ever!

dbdtron 0 4
10/22/2008 03:52 PM

Little did McCain realize that he was not making out with the Invisible Woman--in fact, he was making out with the Invisible Man.

This straying from the party platform cost McCain the election, and cost the Invisible Man his marriage.

Marmite - 15/10/2008 when GAB was ruined 12,955 12
10/22/2008 06:04 PM

"Waaasssuuuupppppp, I give this homey 4 stars out of 5"

McCain fails to get the under 30's vote.

TraeKruger 156,790 17
10/22/2008 06:58 PM

"If...only...I could...raise my hands, I'd choke him!"

Gonzos innahouse 118 6
10/23/2008 12:26 PM

I already captioned this one on MPR's website, and ended up getting the whole page taken down because of it.

Barefoot Chance 171,275 14
10/23/2008 08:37 PM

Oh no no no I’m a lizard man
lizard man burning out his fuse up here alone

M. Night Pubahlahn, Writer of Scary Shit 56,813 18
10/24/2008 02:25 AM

"And if I were 20 years younger, I'd kick your a...aawwck, my back!!!"

Johnny B 0 4
10/25/2008 09:43 PM

Awe, please close your legs Obama. The smell is just too much to handle.