The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
10/28/2008 12:30 AM

What the Frost?

HOW DO I TURN OFF SWEARBOT?

Dianada 57,835 109
10/28/2008 12:34 AM

Edit your profile, dearie.

I missed you!

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
10/28/2008 12:39 AM

Aw, I missed you, too.

And why is it so hard to change my profile now?

Dianada 57,835 109
10/28/2008 12:40 AM

That's what you get for going away.

But seriously, what browser are you using?

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
10/28/2008 12:41 AM

I figured it out.

So John finally sold the rest of his soul.

Did he ever finish that children's book, or was that just a prank?

Thud 68,506 19
10/28/2008 01:02 AM

Chickens is dead moved, too.

Chit 178,781 15
10/28/2008 01:16 AM

We got lots of new n00bs.

But we try hard not to Frost with them and chase them off.


Welcome back!

Chit 178,781 15
10/28/2008 01:19 AM

Did he ever finish that children's book, or was that just a prank?


You're the first one to even wonder.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
10/28/2008 01:33 AM

Or care.

Millie 116,988 28
10/28/2008 01:40 AM

Yes, John is still working on the book.

I came back BIG. I know you missed me.

DAGGY 86,705 14
10/28/2008 03:41 AM

How come BIG gets to start a thread and I still don't have a button?

Insane in the PRAMbrain 80,728 42
10/28/2008 04:05 AM

I had sex with 500 shoes. (all left ones)

Duce aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 313 5
10/28/2008 04:11 AM

There are 500 right shoes out theree all of them feel cheated on.

Insane in the PRAMbrain 80,728 42
10/28/2008 04:31 AM

Oh, those are for planting in Canada with paw skeletons in them.

Bloody Undies 101,398 77
10/28/2008 07:01 AM

Spicey and me got a kid. We named her after a state, so she'd have a headstart at becoming a stripper.

Rene 1,810 11
10/28/2008 08:32 AM

Idaho?

Your What Hurts? 5,582 10
10/28/2008 08:35 AM

Let's hope it wasn't New Hampshire. That's a shakespeary name, even for a stripper.

Ravos 2.0 63,472 21
10/28/2008 08:41 AM

And after the name of 12, they aren't really "new" anymore.

Duce aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 313 5
10/28/2008 08:59 AM

But at 11 hot damn! It's like Party City.

Fratberry 283,028 53
10/28/2008 09:15 AM

Whaddya mean John changed the site??

Dropkick Brody 43,090 12
10/28/2008 09:33 AM

Apparently we're not GABbers any more. We're 'livers'.

Never!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/28/2008 09:43 AM

You missed a happy period of lowered douchebaggery on Gab. I guess it’s over now.

I am Rock Lobster! 18,570 33
10/28/2008 09:47 AM

BIG! I know you missed me, you sexy stud.

I'm having a baby, and it's not BlueLep's.

Mung Champ 2.0 35,891 35
10/28/2008 09:52 AM

Action tags don't work any more, Big.

The top of this post should have read, "Shakespeares his pants and braces for the n00b bashing".

Boo Grrrrl 15,189 12
10/28/2008 10:55 AM

Dear BIG,

You don't call. You don't write. So sad.

Joo

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
10/28/2008 06:08 PM

So John whored off the site, changed everything, and now there's no tits page?



JOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/28/2008 06:11 PM

Oh, there is a tits page. And it's better than ever (thanks Millie!).

You just haven't earned enough ZuGZ yet this month to access it.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
10/28/2008 06:15 PM

Wait.

Funniest of the Month is now more important than All-Time Funniest?



Dead.to.me.

Millie 116,988 28
10/28/2008 06:50 PM

Oh, there is a tits page. And it's better than ever (thanks Millie!).

Well, I figured since John put so much effort into the new design, showing my boobs was the least I could do.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
10/28/2008 06:56 PM

Hey, that's the same reason I slept with Jade Hargrave.

Ditdah 123,110 14
10/28/2008 08:08 PM

Hiya! How's your baby valet business doing?

Insane in the PRAMbrain 80,728 42
10/28/2008 08:24 PM

We named her after a state, so she'd have a headstart at becoming a stripper.

Hey, if you ever decide she deserves a better future, you can always just throw a "Miss" on the front of it!

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
10/28/2008 08:54 PM

Well Dit,

Business is great since I none of the babies I valet are mine.

Dianada 57,835 109
10/28/2008 09:04 PM

My work is closing in 12 days, BIG. Come up and join us all at the bar! It's not like we're going to work the next day!

Of course, I won't have a place for you to sleep, unless you think you can fit on our couch...

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
10/28/2008 09:10 PM

I wish I could. I have a busy November.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
10/28/2008 09:37 PM

How come BIG gets to start a thread and I still don't have a button?

Try this.

With Firefox 2, if I run it from a separate tab, I'm still logged in at the Start a Whatever page.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/29/2008 10:33 AM

Spicey and me got a kid. We named her after a state, so she'd have a headstart at becoming a stripper.

State names that could be stripper names: Montana, Dakota, Georgia, Carolina, Florida.
Less likely: New Jersey, Rhode Island, Washington.
State names that could be penguin names: Tennessee.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/29/2008 10:07 PM

DO YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS NOT REMEMBER TENNESSEE TUXEDO???

Thud 68,506 19
10/29/2008 10:10 PM

Yes, some of us do. I just chose not the admit it.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
10/29/2008 10:11 PM

T T T!

Tennessee Tuxedo.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/29/2008 10:15 PM

Embrace your elderliness, Thud.



one of us
one of us
one of us
one of us
one of us
one of us...

redwing 3,887 30
10/29/2008 10:24 PM

Watch this Chumley, Tennesee Tuxedo will not fail!

Thud 68,506 19
10/29/2008 10:26 PM

AHHHHHH!

The gray hair is encroaching! I want to shop for a rocker-recliner! Elastic waisted pants seem more sensible now!




Damn you, Whistler.

Millie 116,988 28
10/29/2008 10:32 PM

Now the stupid Tennessee Tuxedo song is going through my head.

Thank you very much.

Chit 178,781 15
10/29/2008 10:38 PM

I used to live for seeing Mr. Whoopee whip out his 3DBB.



(It's nothing like you are thinking, ya young pervs)

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
10/29/2008 10:38 PM

Holy Shakespeare! I just looked it up and the line was "Come on and see see see, Tennessee Tuxedo..."

I crap you negatively.

Millie 116,988 28
10/29/2008 10:46 PM

Oh my God. To think that all these years I thought it was "T T T!"

Wait until I tell my brother.

Chit 178,781 15
10/29/2008 10:56 PM

I still do a pretty decent Chumley impersonation.



(all the time, unfortunately)

Phuc 237,919 21
10/29/2008 11:27 PM

Gee Mister Peebles. I don't remember any of them cartoons.

Sarah, back from the dead! 30,601 8
10/30/2008 01:02 PM

Great, now that Big's back, get ready to hear more jokes about my giant man arm.

Lupience the Magnificent 26,981 11
10/31/2008 05:47 PM

I think I just had an orgasm.