Thud 68,506 19
10/30/2008 10:26 PM

Roddy Piper in They Live

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass..and I'm all out of bubble gum."

Phuc 237,919 21
10/30/2008 10:44 PM

"You should not drink and bake."
Ahnult in "Raw Deal"

...or whichever the one is where he's supposed to be a small town sheriff.

Ravos the Mathimagician 63,472 21
10/31/2008 08:11 AM

Arnold:

"Get to the chopper!"
"Get DOWN!"
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
"I'm a cop you idiot!"

Frogpop 173,153 25
10/31/2008 08:23 AM

"No power in the 'verse."

action movies suck.

HRM; The High Priestess 58,948 29
10/31/2008 08:32 AM

"Now we'll just add a little more wine, a little more."

Julia Child, The French Chef


"Oh I've cut the dickens out of myself!"

Dan Aykroyd as Julia Child, SNL

Strawcrow 98,019 37
10/31/2008 09:00 AM

"On any other day, that might seem strange."

Nicolas Cage, Con Air

BillSalamie 67,057 13
10/31/2008 09:16 AM

Consider that a divorce.

- Total Recall

Mung-o'-lantern 35,891 35
10/31/2008 09:35 AM

Rambo? Rambo's a Poe.

-Tango & Cash

Analog 9,608 19
10/31/2008 10:10 AM

Bruce Campbell - Army of Darkness

"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and Shakespeare and Jack just left town."

Daniel Craig - Casino Royale

"That's because you know what I can do with my little finger."

manslaughter 21,656 29
10/31/2008 10:28 AM

Agent Fleming in Beavis and Butthead Do America

"Well, I'll be a monkey's bare-assed uncle"

manslaughter 21,656 29
10/31/2008 11:11 AM

Eric Cartman in South Park

“Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee”

orangecorsawus 66 7
10/31/2008 06:02 PM

Data in Star Trek: Generations

"Oh Shakespeare!"

Classic

Poor-ass Pram 80,728 42
11/01/2008 05:03 AM

"A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. The bartender says "I suppose you wont be needing a drink" the naked lady says 'OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT I FORGOT MY PENCIL'."

-Bender,
THE BREAK-FAST CLUB

SHP 181,795 70
11/02/2008 01:18 AM

"You. Shall. Not. Pass!" - Gandalf, Fellowship of the Rings

Quite possibly my favorite scene in the whole trilogy.

Dr. Frasier Winslow Crane 130 5
11/02/2008 01:15 AM

"I'll take you to the bank Senator Rutledge, THE BLOOD BANK!" -- Steven Seagal in Out for Death.

Fantom Filly 39,193 20
11/02/2008 12:24 PM

Nicolas Cage in Gone In 60 Seconds And brakes...great brakes...

Alpha Wolf 1,062 12
11/02/2008 05:54 PM

Officer: "Resident, are you classified as human?"

Corbin Dallas: "No sir, I am a Meat-Popsicle!"

The Fifth Element

GrammarNazi 954 5
11/02/2008 06:39 PM

I LOVE The Fifth Element! One of my favorite lines:

Wh-where did he learn to n-negotiate like that?

GrammarNazi 954 5
11/02/2008 06:44 PM

My favorite conversation from Serenity:

Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!

Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.

And pretty much anything else that comes out of Jayne's mouth.

Chit 178,781 15
11/03/2008 01:49 AM

"We're gonna need a bigger boat" - Richard Dreyfus, Jaws.




"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy" -Clint Eastwood, Outlaw Josie Wales




"There is many a slip betwixt cup and lip" - Emilio Estevez, Young Guns




"All right, ramblers... Let's get ramblin" - George Clooney, From Dusk Till Dawn

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
11/03/2008 02:18 AM

Peter Graves as Captain Oveur in Airplane!: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? You ever seen a grown man naked?