My 14 year old daughter has finally convinced me to let her and her best friend and 2 guys from school to have a movie night/sleepover. They arrived and went to the games room with jelly snakes, crisps and pop.

Later in the evening I walked in the room to find the daglet under a blanket watching a movie, one of the guys had his arm around her stomach.

They all came out to talk to me and Homer for an hour and we sussed out the whole situation.

This is when we figured out one of the guys is very obvously gay, the one that fancies my daughter IS NOT!

So it's 2am and I'm listening for doors opening and closing until 7am, then the husband takes over.

The stress is doing my head in, when I woke up I was 44, now I'm 73!

It's 2am, 4 hours to go.

HELP!

DAGGY 86,705 14
11/08/2008 10:55 AM

5 hours! GAH!

it was a Rock Lobster! 18,570 33
11/08/2008 11:02 AM

I admire your courage. Next time, use a chastity belt.

Taco Murderface Murderface 61,976 36
11/08/2008 11:03 AM

I was up over 36 hours (Thursday 7:45 am to 9:00 last night) for the Gears of War 2 release and play through the entire game no matter what.  Finishing the game (on normal) only took about 7 hours, but then my brother and I started in on insane mode.



So, if you really want to stay up, get an xBox 360 and a gaming addiction.

DAGGY 86,705 14
11/08/2008 11:04 AM

OOH!  Imagine how many pairs of boots I can buy off the ebay between now and 7am??

Taco Murderface Murderface 61,976 36
11/08/2008 11:04 AM

<i>I admire your courage. Next time, use a chastity belt.</i><br><br><br>Irony'd!

Taco Murderface Murderface 61,976 36
11/08/2008 11:05 AM

...what the Frost?

DAGGY 86,705 14
11/08/2008 11:05 AM

umm  taco... I have a JOB!

DAGGY 86,705 14
11/08/2008 11:06 AM

But thanks for the purty patterns!

Chit 178,781 15
11/08/2008 11:11 AM

Time to slip the gay kid a few bucks to Coleridge block.

I'm sure he is already thinking about it anyway.

DAGGY 86,705 14
11/08/2008 11:14 AM

SSHH! He doesn't know he's gay yet!   If he hears you I'm toast!

it was a Rock Lobster! 18,570 33
11/08/2008 02:07 PM

You still awake, Miss Daggy ma'am?

DAGGY 86,705 14
11/08/2008 09:01 PM

I made it through till almost 6am. The sun came up and figured it was okay to call it a night  morning. Slept till 11am and have a party to go to at 1pm. I think I'm screwed for the rest of the week.

Chit 178,781 15
11/08/2008 09:13 PM

I think I'm screwed for the rest of the week.

Quite possibly...but your daughter is not !

Well Done!    Now it's cocktail time !

DAGGY 86,705 14
11/08/2008 09:33 PM

w00t!

Fratberry 283,028 53
11/08/2008 09:41 PM

My 14 year old daughter has finally convinced me to let her and her best friend and 2 guys from school to have a movie night/sleepover. They arrived and went to the games room with jelly snakes, crisps and pop. Later in the evening I walked in the room to find the daglet under a blanket watching a movie, one of the guys had his arm around her stomach.

I'm assuming you went ahead and provided them with alcholol and roofies while you were at it.

Festive Filly 39,193 20
11/08/2008 10:12 PM

I'm assuming you went ahead and provided them with alcholol and roofies while you were at it.

And that's why Mr. and Mrs. Fratberry just have cats!

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
11/08/2008 11:13 PM

From Whistler's rules for parents:

3.  No coed slumber parties.  An illegitimate pregnancy should begin with conception in a car, not under Mom and Dad's roof.

That's so Ravos 63,472 21
11/10/2008 08:53 AM

I think I'm screwed for the rest of the week.

Quite possibly...but your daughter is not !

She only isn't screwed all week because she got it out of the way on the weekend.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
11/10/2008 10:03 AM

When my daughter has guys sleep over, she's downstairs on the floor of our bedroom, and the guy is upstairs in the spare room, with all the door alarms on.   Or, she's downstairs in our room, and he's in the backyard, in a shallow grave.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
11/10/2008 10:10 AM

I actually was up til 2 am this morning, but it's because I was busy reading.  My daughter convinced me to read the book "Twilight," which is coming out as a movie soon.  She's really upset about that, because more people are interested in the series now - she's liked the books since the first one hit the stores, and she's had to wait for each subsequent release.  "I liked them before they were cool" has become a mantra around our house.  We saw Tshirts in Hot Topic the other day, and I think she was almost in tears.  I can't wait for the movie to suck really bad, so the destruction of her childhood will be complete.

Robin® 14,626 10
11/10/2008 04:54 PM

I completly understand and agree with your daughter Undies. I also expect the movie to suck in a grand teen angsty fashion.

I wasn't allowed coed sleep overs. The closest thing I had was when I was 19 and about 8 of us crashed in a motel room with one kid's parents after Mardi Gras.

It was also a big deal when the same year I chose to spend the night at my boyfriend's house.

dangerousbeans 1,172 6
11/10/2008 05:07 PM

Only coed sleepover I ever had was at my friends house after prom.  We were all way too tired to do anything but pass out around 4am, plus my date was lame.  So was I, I guess.

it was a Rock Lobster! 18,570 33
11/10/2008 05:07 PM

Miss Daggy:

Consider this next time: I was the first kid in my neighborhood to have boy-girl parties, I was the only one allowed to have co-ed sleepovers, and I am now about to be the mother of an illegitimate child with a Dallas cowboy.

No, not the football player type, but the hay-throwin', big Ford truck drivin', pants so tight they cut off MY circulation just looking at them wearin', tobacco chewin', Skoal ring in the back pocket havin', stupid backwoods deer killin' kind of cowboy.

So sad, I never had a chance to be not slutty.

Autra is Still a Dude 10,560 11
11/10/2008 05:11 PM

So sad, I never had a chance to be not slutty.

Just get married, you'll never have to put out again.

Trust me, my wife used to be slutty too.

it was a Rock Lobster! 18,570 33
11/10/2008 05:12 PM

As is obvious by my condition, I like teh secks. Maybe more than Trae, even.

Maybe.

Autra is Still a Dude 10,560 11
11/10/2008 05:17 PM

As is obvious by my condition, I like teh secks

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

it was a Rock Lobster! 18,570 33
11/10/2008 05:20 PM

You love me.

Autra is Still a Dude 10,560 11
11/10/2008 05:23 PM

I love you like I love getting kicked in the balls.

Come to think of it, talking to you causes almost the same amount of physical pain.

it was a Rock Lobster! 18,570 33
11/10/2008 05:26 PM

I read that as you wanna put it in my butt.

Millie 116,988 28
11/10/2008 08:06 PM

My daughter convinced me to read the book "Twilight," which is coming out as a movie soon.

Ha!  My 72-year-old mother somehow read these books (I think it's because she works at Borders) and has forced me to read the first two.  She and my 15-year-old niece went to the midnight event this summer when the fourth book came out.

Quite honestly, I don't think the books are that great.  But that doesn't mean I don't want to figure out some kind of books of my own I can write and make lots of money like that.

Festive Filly 39,193 20
11/10/2008 08:57 PM

Lobster, I have a question.

Can you go more than one post without mentioning your pregnancy?  I mean, really.  Half of us here are hoping for a miscarriage.  The fact that you're pregnant actually makes you seem dumber, if that's possible.  It's like you're a guy, except all of the blood is going into your uterus, making you think even less than normal.  If it wasn't so damn annoying, it would be somewhat impressive.

I had 5 dollars. Then economy died. 152 7
11/10/2008 09:31 PM

Dear Lobster,

Consider this next time:

Contraception.

DAGGY 86,705 14
11/11/2008 02:45 AM

Slutty pregnant n00bs trying to tell me how to bring up my daughter is ruining GAB.

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 80,728 42
11/11/2008 02:58 AM

jelly snakes, crisps and pop

Gummi worms, potato chips, and soda?

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 80,728 42
11/11/2008 03:01 AM

OOH!  Imagine how many pairs of boots I can buy off the ebay between now and 7am??

I like those odds!

TimmyTheTalkingToilet 11,593 15
11/11/2008 08:25 AM

Me too.

Oh and worthless without pics.  I can't be the only one that wanders the house naked wearing boots.

Dropkick Brody 43,090 12
11/11/2008 11:20 AM

Consider this next time:

..

Contraception.

Jeremy Kyle?

Trae Back to her Upright Position 156,790 17
11/11/2008 11:30 AM

1. You could never like "secks" more then me.

2. I think someone switched the sperms or eggs, as I'm the one who miscarried, and you get to have the kid.

3. Scary that our BF's sound similar, except I'm still with mine.

Autra is Still a Dude 10,560 11
11/11/2008 11:32 AM

Oh snap!

Trae - 1

Lobby - 0

Nachos 57,521 23
11/11/2008 11:45 AM

Is that the STD count?

Trae Back to her Upright Position 156,790 17
11/11/2008 11:47 AM

No thilly.  If that was the case, he wouldn't posted:

Oh clap!!!

Trae -1

Lobby-0

Autra is Still a Dude 10,560 11
11/11/2008 12:49 PM

Wait, preganacy is an STD, right?

Trae Back to her Upright Position 156,790 17
11/11/2008 02:09 PM

Only if it comes out black, Autra.

Autra is Still a Dude 10,560 11
11/11/2008 04:13 PM

Only if it comes out black, Autra

Shakespeare, is it contagious?!?

it was a Rock Lobster! 18,570 33
11/12/2008 11:28 AM

Yeah I gave it to you last weekend, sugar. Too bad you were on roofies and don't remember. It was great.