GAB Couples
A comedy conversation
by Cinderblock  27,578  25
11/17/2008 03:02 PM 261 views
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No, not the real ones like Undies and Spicey or Donk and Jane or Taco and me. Make up the most fitting, amusing, repulsive, and/or terrifying couples of GABbers you would like to see hook up... or maybe the two you'd actually prefer would stay in different hemispheres.
I'll start: ShelleBelle and Pram. Shelle's a mommy, and Pram needs someone to feed him.
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Hilarious
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Bonky 75,733  15
11/17/2008 03:06 PM
Me . . . and your momma!
No, wait . . . ZUG's momma!
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syncope 49,019 14
11/17/2008 03:09 PM
Skippy and Chickens, but only for the sitcom potential.
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Funny
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Autra is Still a Dude 10,560 11
11/17/2008 03:15 PM
I would've gone for TriXXie and Chickens.
I mean, it would have to be an HBO kinda sitcom, but it would be funny in a "I should probably kill myself for watching this" kinda way.
I just threw up all over my keyboard.
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Hilarious
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Marmite - 15/10/2008 when GAB was ruined 12,955 12
11/17/2008 03:44 PM
Phuc and Millie.
Phuc would be like that 600 pound guy (you know, the one who had to be airlifted out of his bed after his roof was took off), and Millie would be his slighty neurotic feeder, spooning cookie dough into his drooling, gaping maw.
This in my opinion, has the makings of a truly wonderful TV show.
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BillSalamie 67,057 13
11/17/2008 03:48 PM
I would cast Bob Johnson and KChiki in a Mork and Mindy reprisal.
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Fratberry 283,028 53
11/17/2008 04:36 PM
Thud and Fratberry in...
Snake and the Cat Man
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Hilarious
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The Mailman 176,464 56
11/17/2008 05:01 PM
Fratberry and "Filly" ... emphasis on the quotes.
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Hilarious
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Humphrey 51,764 12
11/17/2008 05:36 PM
Humphrey and Filly, Taco, erika and BBMcGee in a triple X version of Enid Blyton’s ‘The Famous Five.”
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Chuckleworthy
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/17/2008 06:46 PM
Marmite made me have a daytime version of a nocturnal emission.
And it wasn't her Billy Idol 'do, neither.
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Hilarious
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UnderWhere? 101,398 77
11/17/2008 06:53 PM
Make up the most fitting, amusing, repulsive, and/or terrifying couples of GABbers you would like to see hook up.
All of those could be used to describe Spicey and I, regardless of us being a "real" couple. Or, just me. My ass is really starting to spread on the cottage cheese lately.
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Funny
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
11/17/2008 08:48 PM
Undies, are you trying to arouse me?
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Hilarious
5 votes
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Shell Belle 77,143 25
11/17/2008 09:00 PM
ShelleBelle and Pram
Hey, another husband to nag. I like it!
Get out and get a job you lazy bum, and quit stealing my shoes!
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Millie 116,988 28
11/17/2008 11:52 PM
I would be happy to feed Phuc cookie dough anytime.
But I have my own 600-pound boyfriend to take care of. And he was a GABber. I don't think he's been a LIVEr yet.
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Hilarious
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Straw is stuffed 98,019 37
11/17/2008 11:54 PM
How about a LIVEr with fava beans and a nice Chianti?
Never mind, that'd be a threesome.
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
11/18/2008 09:43 PM
It would be hilarious to match up one of the cute young virgin girls with a slobbish, horny old guy. And even more hilarious if they lived like 2000 miles away.
What?
Oh, sorry.
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Side-splitting
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
11/19/2008 09:10 AM
It would be hilarious to match up one of the cute young virgin girls with a slobbish, horny old guy. And even more hilarious if they lived like 2000 miles away.
It's not 2,000 miles from Ohio to here, is it?
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Millie 116,988 28
11/19/2008 11:18 AM
It would be hilarious to match up one of the cute young virgin girls with a slobbish, horny old guy.
There's a religion you can join. It's called Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
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Side-splitting
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GrammarNazi 954 5
11/19/2008 11:58 AM
It would be hilarious to match up one of the cute young virgin girls with a slobbish, horny old guy.
*Checks out the female LIVErs*
Cute? Check.
Young? Sure, why not?
Virgin girls? Not so much
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dinesh 24,862 16
11/19/2008 10:18 PM
the virgin guys are transitive.
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it was a Rock Lobster! 18,570 33
11/20/2008 12:19 PM
I'm surprised nobody said anythign about me and Bluelep yet.
I will now proceed with kicking my own ass.
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Hilarious
13 votes
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The Mailman 176,464 56
11/20/2008 01:11 PM
I'm surprised nobody said anythign about me and Bluelep yet.
That's because we don't come here to do your attention whoring for you.
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Hilarious
7 votes
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Chit 178,781 15
11/20/2008 01:27 PM
I'm surprised nobody said anything about me and Bluelep yet.
Nobody said Beetlejuice three times either.
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