A turducken, as you all know, because you are obese, is a turkey stuffed with a duck, which is itself stuffed with a small chicken. 

Turkey + duck + chicken = Turducken

In this comedy challenge, you must combine two or more foods to come up with new food combinations for this Thanksgiving.  For instance:

Ham + lamb + yams = Hamlambyam

Corn on the cob + squash + turnips = Cobsquashnips

Peanuts + butterbeans = Nutbutter

Your submissions will be rated both on how funny the name sounds, as well as how gross the new food would probably taste.

Taco Murderface Murderface 61,976 36
11/17/2008 10:49 PM

Taco + burrito = sexual harassment lawsuit

Phuc 237,919 21
11/17/2008 11:00 PM

Turkey + Duck + Charles Keating = Turdburglar

Taco Murderface Murderface 61,976 36
11/17/2008 11:03 PM

Peanuts + butterbeans = Nutbutter

John, I hate to be the bearer of disgusting/bad news, but that is NOT what's in nutbutter.

Roast suckling pig + lobster + mango + duckling + stuffing = Roaster Manducking

Humphrey 51,764 12
11/17/2008 11:03 PM

Spam + Yogurt = Spogurt.

Spam + Wheat-germ = Sperm.

Spam + Mountain Dew = Spew.

Fratberry 283,028 53
11/17/2008 11:04 PM

Slim Jim + Flan + Ham = Slim Flam.

Fratberry 283,028 53
11/17/2008 11:11 PM

Fish + Yeast + Hobo + Cranberry Jelly = Trae's Vagina

Straw is stuffed 98,019 37
11/17/2008 11:12 PM

pumpkin pie + turkey + gherkins = pumpturgherkins*

Popular in Swedish households

MNOWAX 3 5
11/17/2008 11:13 PM

Turkey + mangos and placing the bird upright = turkmanestan

Straw is stuffed 98,019 37
11/17/2008 11:16 PM

Davy's Gravy:

Pour giblet gravy over everything, including your pumpkin pie, sending you into cardiac arrest and straight to Davy Jones' locker.

Straw is stuffed 98,019 37
11/17/2008 11:18 PM

Instead of marshmallows on your sweet potato casserole, use Peeps leftover from last Easter:

Sweet Potato Peep Show

TomServo 3,759 7
11/17/2008 11:40 PM

Spam + Yogurt = Spogurt.

Spam + Wheat-germ = Sperm.

Spam + Mountain Dew = Spew.

Dude, you do realise there are meat sources other than spam right?

TomServo 3,759 7
11/17/2008 11:48 PM

Dahi Bara + Corn on the Cob + Camas = BARA COB AMA = Barack Obama

The Mailman 176,464 56
11/17/2008 11:55 PM

How about a nice dish of "French Kiss" : Fried Anchovies in Kielbasa Sausage.

Your What Hurts? 5,582 10
11/18/2008 12:35 AM

I'm not sure you're really getting the spirit of this one, Tom.

Humphrey 51,764 12
11/18/2008 01:32 AM

Blini’s + Spam = BLAM!!1

Humphrey 51,764 12
11/18/2008 01:33 AM

Poodle + Fruit-Loop = Poop

TomServo 3,759 7
11/18/2008 01:37 AM

I'm not sure you're really getting the spirit of this one, Tom.

Do you want to eat Barack Obama?

Chit 178,781 15
11/18/2008 01:42 AM

Trixxie + Declan + Trae = Queenbearcooze  

Midgets 96,123 48
11/18/2008 02:43 AM

Angel food cake, Ala carte + leeks with sage = Anal leekage.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
11/18/2008 09:13 AM

Baby Kangaroo Cutlet Stuffed with Pork Butt, Funions and Chorizo = Joey Buttafucho

Your What Hurts? 5,582 10
11/18/2008 09:14 AM

Do you want to eat Barack Obama?

Prepared ... how?

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
11/18/2008 10:36 AM

I'm confused.  Is the prize for this one $500, a turducken or a t-shirt?

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
11/18/2008 10:37 AM

I just realized that $500 plus a turducken plus a t-shirt = a drunken Thanksgiving dinner and something to clean up the vomit with.  Awesome!

That's so Ravos 63,472 21
11/18/2008 10:54 AM

John will take the funniest idea and prepare it as suggest, then devour the thing whole and send you the aftermath via UPS.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
11/18/2008 10:58 AM

plums + acorn squash + polenta = placenta

That's so Ravos 63,472 21
11/18/2008 11:00 AM

Squid + Camembert = Squirt

Mung Champ 35,891 35
11/18/2008 11:12 AM

Cumin + Dumpling + Lobster = Cumdumpster

Similarly

Alcohol + Lobsta = Cumdumpster

Midgets 96,123 48
11/18/2008 12:58 PM

Allspice + onion + rosemary + milk of magnesia = Allison Rose Phillips.  Best served chilled.

I am SO Frost-ing sorry!!!

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
11/18/2008 01:15 PM

Allspice + onion + rosemary + milk of magnesia = Allison Rose Phillips.  Best served chilled.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Goth Bunnyy 19 7
11/18/2008 01:39 PM

Lady Fingers + Lobster + Chicken = Finger Licken (good? I doubt it.)

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/18/2008 01:54 PM

I'm confused. Is the prize for this one $500, a turducken or a t-shirt?

I think this is just your plain old, run-of-the-mill, challenege thread. Because John is trying to inspire us to write more comedic things that one-line insults, inside jokes, and stupid flame war posts. Even when there's not a prize on the line.

SO, it's pretty much doomed.

BobJohnson, Bond Villain #3 178,045 22
11/18/2008 01:59 PM

Lemons and parsnips  =  Lemon Party.

(The "ty" comes from the fact that it's served exclusively by Mike Tyson)

Fratberry 283,028 53
11/18/2008 02:00 PM

Mayonaisse + Spaghetti + Jello = Mayospagello

Fratberry 283,028 53
11/18/2008 02:09 PM

1:  Muffaletta sandwich

2:  Diver Scallops

3:  Ah the hell with it

Sephiroth13 0 4
11/18/2008 03:43 PM

meatballs + spaghetti + pickle + Mint = Meatspin  lolz

Rebel Without a Sausage 0 4
11/18/2008 07:33 PM

cumin + Nutella + linguine + haggis = Carrollalingis

Rebel Without a Sausage 0 4
11/18/2008 07:35 PM

OK, the censor function completely destroys my entry but I'm sure you can figure out what it's supposed to say.

Fratberry 283,028 53
11/18/2008 08:03 PM

Potted meat + Fruit cake = Shakespearefordays

TimmyTheTalkingToilet 11,593 15
11/19/2008 07:59 AM

Eyeliner + Family Drama + Booze + Newfound religion out of self-importance = Last years Thanksgiving.

The Jerk 6,311 9
11/19/2008 11:04 AM

Spotted Dick + Headcheese = DickHead

Th Real Gonzo 118 6
11/19/2008 12:31 PM

Mashed Potatoes + Tofurkey + Marshmallow Fluff + Orange Roughie + Overcooked Pork Chop +Duff Beer =

Mashed Potatofufluffroughtoughduff Stuff.

ionymous 17 6
11/19/2008 12:31 PM

Fish + Duck + Sheep = Frost Ewe

Sarah, now with Splenda! 30,601 8
11/19/2008 12:42 PM

Rasberry sorbet + lamb chops + Hostess Ding Dongs = Ramalamadingdong?

Sarah, now with Splenda! 30,601 8
11/19/2008 12:44 PM

Cranberries + mashed potatos + green bean casserole + crabashed bean potasseroles?

Sarah, now with Splenda! 30,601 8
11/19/2008 12:45 PM

Hey, who put that plus there instead of my equal sign?!?!

Phuc 237,919 21
11/19/2008 01:21 PM

Capon + vichyssoise + enlarged prostate = Coleridgealeekee

Phuc 237,919 21
11/19/2008 06:48 PM

Chit sitting on chipped beef on toast = Chit on a Shakespeare on a shingle

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 80,728 42
11/19/2008 09:11 PM

moldy sandwich + discarded bag of expired potato chips + apple core + undercooked roast beef with maggots = motivation to apply for food stamps.

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 80,728 42
11/19/2008 09:13 PM

dropped + stepped on + spat on + too many condiments + secret sauce = BigMac Hamburger

Fratberry 283,028 53
11/20/2008 12:46 AM

One large Boston Butt marinated in two bottles of Triple Sec

Boston Butt Secs

drunkenfart 4,871 6
11/20/2008 12:24 PM

chicken leg wrapped in chitlins served over watermelon with chilled grape drink as a beverage = spearchucker surprise

Th Real Gonzo 118 6
11/20/2008 01:34 PM

Feet wrapped in rubbery-burnt bacon + blender = Vaderaide

Fratberry 283,028 53
11/20/2008 01:36 PM

Rasberry sorbet + lamb chops + Hostess Ding Dongs = Ramalamadingdong?

This would be my favorite right now.  Just sayin'.

Th Real Gonzo 118 6
11/20/2008 01:42 PM

How about an Apple Tart & Aardvark Rib Icee serverd over Shark Fin...

ATARI Cartilage

Th Real Gonzo 118 6
11/20/2008 01:53 PM

Flour +Niacin + Ferrous Sulfate + Vitamins B1 & 2 + Folic Acid + Whey + Milk + Salt + Calcium Carbonate + Sodium Trylophosphate + Less than 2% of other stuff =

Flouacinerrous Sulfateinsolic Aciheyilk Saltcium Carbonateium Trylophosphatestuff

or KD

Phuc 237,919 21
11/20/2008 03:18 PM

Pot + R + zebra + tie - rat = Potrzebie

suzycreamcheese 3,009 9
11/20/2008 03:29 PM

Spam + spam + spam + spam = spamitty spam 

I substituted the baked beans for more spam.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
11/20/2008 03:48 PM

cumin + Nutella + linguine + haggis = Carrollalingis

This entry = me changing what we're having for dinner tonight, and the rest of the week.

Phuc 237,919 21
11/20/2008 04:56 PM

Lambda Lambda Lambda + Jelly + Kitty Pr0n = Fratberry

suzycreamcheese 3,009 9
11/20/2008 05:08 PM

Potatoes + oranges + olives + paprika =  poop!

Like one of us wasn't going to come up with this!

I got a rock 77,546 17
11/20/2008 06:32 PM

Bicarbonate + Lima Beans + Liver + Salami = BillSalami

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 80,728 42
11/20/2008 06:41 PM

Feet wrapped in rubbery-burnt bacon + blender = Vaderaide

Leathery burnt bacon.

rubbery burnt bacon.

Don't be dicken with the Chicken!

Oh... it was a tie.

Phuc 237,919 21
11/21/2008 07:40 AM

Leathery burnt bacon.

chicken nipples 2,207 7
11/24/2008 01:38 PM

Tofurkey + Duck + Chicken +  I Can't Believe it's Not Butter = Unbelievable ToFrostin

Fratberry 283,028 53
11/24/2008 01:42 PM

So how is the winner determined?  Is it by how high up on the list it is or by how many votes it received?  Because so far Trae's Vagina is second and it hasn't won anything since the "Things I can park my Canyonero In" contest.

I'm guessing I'm off of Trae's Christmas card list.

Chit 178,781 15
11/24/2008 02:10 PM

 Trae's Christmas card list.





Bahahahahhahahahaha!!!



 

Th Real Gonzo 118 6
11/28/2008 09:14 AM

bottle of Heand & Shoulders + meat from a silly orange stuffed bear + solid biological waste =

Shampoo-Pooh-Poo Platter

Crushed Testes Dummy 3,671 9
11/28/2008 09:42 AM

Turkey + bacon + duck + chicken = Half-Life 2 Headcrab

Canucky 30 5
11/28/2008 04:10 PM

I'm still fiddling with the pickle matrix.