The theme of this comedy challenge is celebrity acne.  This is a Photoshop contest where you take a picture of your favorite celebrity, then pimplify.  For instance:

I'm not very good at Photoshop, so this looks more like Jessica Alba with a case of measles, or a scabies rash.  You can do better. 



We're awarding a $250.00 cash prize to the first place celebrity acne photo, $100.00 cash prize to second place, and $50.00 cash prize to third place.



To enter, just submit your pictures in the thread below, which ZUG readers will then rate for funniness.  The top three entries as ranked by TOTAL ZUGZ will win cash prizes of $250.00, $100.00, and $50.00 respectively.  Contest ends at 11:59 pm EST on December 14, 2008.  Please submit SFW (Safe For Work) photos only.  We reserve the right to remove poorly-doctored photos (no MS Paint or ASCII art). 



If you're having problems linking to your picture below, you can alternately email it to us at zugmail@zug.com.



Good luck, paparazzits.

Don't be ridiculous.. that's chicken pox.

I was going to say chicken pecks but that would have just been stupid.

I think John needs to remove his own photo. MS Paint = le lame.

so this looks more like Jessica Alba with a case of measles, or a scabies rash

You wish it looked that good. Did you do that with a crayon?

Has Phuc been declared the winner yet?  'Cause Damn! That picture of the GILF was smokin'!

Not like I can win, anyway.

Stupid rules.

this looks more like Jessica Alba with a case of measles, or a scabies rash.  You can do better would still do her.

Fixed.  And you're damn skippy I would.

Oh sweet Lord! It's getting worse!!!

Al, can we get her as a Klingon? 

This thread would be a lot more interesting if the company firewall didn't block all the image hosting sites.

Can someone describe all the pictures for me?

While I know a picture is worth 1000 words, I'll sette for 350-700.

The last picture is totally ruined junk. It looks like an old man's face with a bullet hole in it.

Yea, my work also blocks image hosting sites.

Forever Proactiv.Begins.Now

DAMN YOU PHUCCER!

looks like jesus went sun bathing with tic tacs all over his face.

Here is my submission:



































(it’s a picture of acne Photoshopped onto Vic Morrow’s present-day head.)

Too lazy for good Klingon. Here's a Shakespearety Klingon.

Wow. Just...wow.

Al is the winner.

Not just the contest, he pretty much just won at the whole internet.

Alright, Mr. I Have Admin Access, can you now delete my post (and this one) so I don't look more foolish than I normally do?

Too soon?

Omg...the first pic of Sarah Palin about made me puke. 

I can't believe you guys are all doing this the easy way.  Have you no sense of work ethic?



I took a picture of my face, complete with acne.  Now I just have to become a famous celebrity before the contest closes.

no MS Paint

Dead Closed to me.

Oh...were we supposed to photoshop something in here?

While I know a picture is Worth 1000 words

Hee hee hee, Heath Ledger's pic is totally Photoshopped. He looks ALIVE!

Not safe for work. Click the pic.

I think John needs to remove his own photo. MS Paint = le lame.

Yeah, well you can just grab a big ol' spoon and EAT MY ASS.

 Make-up can only do so much...

How about a picture of a pimple instead?

This isn't an entry because it breaks the SFW rule. You should think of it as a PSA-

This is what happens when you leave your pimples alone and let them pop on their own.

As I have neither Photoplop or a decent computer (heh. 256 RAM, baby!), could someone please do a zitty picture of Abe Vigoda and let me take the glory?

Thanks.

Make-up can only do so much...

I'd still hit it so hard the tsunami would be felt in Fiji.

Jane, I maha'd you so hard just now.  I haven't got hit with that in a year.

Awesome. I bet the pimples totally made you not notice the pixelated cooter.

Of course, the pimples probably  drew your attention away from the orb that I photoshopped into the shape of the stream.

Of course, the pimples probably  drew your attention away from the orb that I photoshopped into the shape of the stream.

You can't make me look again!  I won't do it!

Jane, those ass pimples totally ruined my ability to ever fap to that photo again.  Thanks a lot, you bitch.

I hate this thread so much.

I just wanted everyone in here to know that.

Phla sez:

I hate this thread so much.

I just wanted everyone in here to know that.

I guess that means I should stop bottling my zit-squeezings and putting them in your oatmeal, then?

Just to prove to the fascists out there that it's all in fun...

Fixed!

John, let me know if you ever need any retouching work.

For Marmite:

<a href="http://s15.photobucket.com/albums/a398/kchiki/?action=view&current=abe-vigoda_pimp.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a398/kchiki/abe-vigoda_pimp.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Once again, for Marmite, dammit!

23 Skiddoo!!!

LOOK WHAT I DID !!!!!111!!!!ELEVENTY-ONE!!!*

*by saying that I did this I of course mean I had absolutely no hand in this image, and got someone to do it for me so that I could shamelessly steal the glory for myself. (Thanks KChiki)

KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey

11/24/2008 12:16 PM



Delicious & British, it's Marmite!

11/24/2008 03:24 PM

Fail.

What, that I fail at the Interweb?

Yeah, tell me summink I DON'T know...

Fred Phelps has herpies. From too much of the buttseks.

http://snorkius.googlepages.com/Fred_Phelps_10-29-2002.jpg

Awwwww, Anj!

Ol' Abe Vigoda's looking a wee bit lonely there.

What happens when Proactiv doesn't work...

ooh, a real nail biter!  which gabber vet will win the popularity... er, i mean photoshop contest?

When in doubt....

Vote for Abe Vigoda.

ooh, a real nail biter!  which gabber vet will win the popularity... er, i mean photoshop contest?

Obviously not you.  You know, since you didn't enter.

Johnny thought it was just a pimple, but it turned out to be

Ginger Simplex 2.

Not quite acne, but...

"I probably shouldn't say this

but at times I get so scared

when I think about the previous

relationship we shared"

Obviously not you.  You know, since you didn't enter.

yes.  yes i did.

I don't care what anybody thinks, I'm voting for Chance!

I'd like to congratulate our three winners (in order):

Underwhere

Schizophrenic

Jeens

Thanks for the blemishes!