ZUG Live
Comedy ChallengeCelebrity Acne Contest
John Hargrave
11/25/2008 11:24 PMThe theme of this comedy challenge is celebrity acne. This is a Photoshop contest where you take a picture of your favorite celebrity, then pimplify. For instance:

I'm not very good at Photoshop, so this looks more like Jessica Alba with a case of measles, or a scabies rash. You can do better.
We're awarding a $250.00 cash prize to the first place celebrity acne photo, $100.00 cash prize to second place, and $50.00 cash prize to third place.
To enter, just submit your pictures in the thread below, which ZUG readers will then rate for funniness. The top three entries as ranked by TOTAL ZUGZ will win cash prizes of $250.00, $100.00, and $50.00 respectively. Contest ends at 11:59 pm EST on December 14, 2008. Please submit SFW (Safe For Work) photos only. We reserve the right to remove poorly-doctored photos (no MS Paint or ASCII art).
If you're having problems linking to your picture below, you can alternately email it to us at zugmail@zug.com.
Good luck, paparazzits.

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Fratberry
11/21/2008 12:16 AM
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Frogpop
11/21/2008 12:25 AMDon't be ridiculous.. that's chicken pox.
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Fratberry
11/21/2008 12:28 AMI was going to say chicken pecks but that would have just been stupid.
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Phuc
11/21/2008 07:28 AM
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Phuc
11/21/2008 07:37 AM
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Phuc
11/21/2008 07:46 AM
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That's so Ravos
11/21/2008 07:47 AMI think John needs to remove his own photo. MS Paint = le lame.
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TomServo
11/21/2008 07:57 AMso this looks more like Jessica Alba with a case of measles, or a scabies rash
You wish it looked that good. Did you do that with a crayon?
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Phuc
11/21/2008 07:57 AM
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Your What Hurts?
11/21/2008 07:59 AMHas Phuc been declared the winner yet? 'Cause Damn! That picture of the GILF was smokin'!
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Phuc
11/21/2008 08:03 AM
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Phuc
11/21/2008 08:04 AMNot like I can win, anyway.
Stupid rules.
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Your What Hurts?
11/21/2008 08:10 AMthis looks more like Jessica Alba with a case of measles, or a scabies rash. You
can do betterwould still do her.
Fixed. And you're damn skippy I would.
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Phuc
11/21/2008 08:12 AM
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Mung Champ
11/21/2008 08:19 AM
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Phuc
11/21/2008 08:59 AMOh sweet Lord! It's getting worse!!!

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Mung Champ
11/21/2008 09:49 AMAl, can we get her as a Klingon?
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Autra is Still a Dude
11/21/2008 09:55 AMThis thread would be a lot more interesting if the company firewall didn't block all the image hosting sites.
Can someone describe all the pictures for me?
While I know a picture is worth 1000 words, I'll sette for 350-700.
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That's so Ravos
11/21/2008 10:05 AMThe last picture is totally ruined junk. It looks like an old man's face with a bullet hole in it.
Yea, my work also blocks image hosting sites.
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UnderWhere?
11/21/2008 10:44 AM
ForeverProactiv.Begins.Now
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Barefoot Chance
11/21/2008 11:29 AMDAMN YOU PHUCCER!
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drunkenfart
11/21/2008 01:04 PM
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UnderWhere?
11/21/2008 02:55 PM
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drunkenfart
11/21/2008 03:03 PMlooks like jesus went sun bathing with tic tacs all over his face.
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Professor Nutbutter
11/21/2008 03:13 PMHere is my submission:
(it’s a picture of acne Photoshopped onto Vic Morrow’s present-day head.)
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Phuc
11/21/2008 03:41 PMToo lazy for good Klingon. Here's a Shakespearety Klingon.

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Phuc
11/21/2008 03:48 PM
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KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey
11/21/2008 03:49 PMWow. Just...wow.
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Professor Nutbutter
11/21/2008 03:50 PMAl is the winner.
Not just the contest, he pretty much just won at the whole internet.
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Professor Nutbutter
11/21/2008 03:51 PMAlright, Mr. I Have Admin Access, can you now delete my post (and this one) so I don't look more foolish than I normally do?
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KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey
11/21/2008 04:38 PM
Too soon?
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helloclarice
11/21/2008 04:41 PMOmg...the first pic of Sarah Palin about made me puke.
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BobJohnson, Bond Villain #3
11/21/2008 04:50 PMI can't believe you guys are all doing this the easy way. Have you no sense of work ethic?
I took a picture of my face, complete with acne. Now I just have to become a famous celebrity before the contest closes.
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Dogs Akimbo
11/21/2008 05:28 PMno MS Paint
DeadClosed to me.
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maxim_mat
11/21/2008 06:10 PM
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Chit
11/21/2008 06:43 PM
Oh...were we supposed to photoshop something in here?
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Phuc
11/21/2008 10:58 PM
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Phuc
11/21/2008 10:59 PM
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Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies
11/21/2008 11:03 PM
While I know a picture is Worth 1000 words
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Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies
11/21/2008 11:05 PMHee hee hee, Heath Ledger's pic is totally Photoshopped. He looks ALIVE!
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Phuc
11/21/2008 11:06 PM
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UnderWhere?
11/22/2008 12:28 PM
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Phuc
11/22/2008 07:18 PM
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Your Favorite Jeens
11/22/2008 07:39 PMNot safe for work. Click the pic.
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Fratberry
11/22/2008 11:47 PMI think John needs to remove his own photo. MS Paint = le lame.
Yeah, well you can just grab a big ol' spoon and EAT MY ASS.
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Schizophrenic
11/23/2008 01:48 PM
Make-up can only do so much...
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Peter Peter Pussy Eater
11/23/2008 02:08 PMHow about a picture of a pimple instead?

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TableTopJane
11/23/2008 02:28 PMThis isn't an entry because it breaks the SFW rule. You should think of it as a PSA-
This is what happens when you leave your pimples alone and let them pop on their own.
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Delicious & British, it's Marmite!
11/23/2008 02:55 PMAs I have neither Photoplop or a decent computer (heh. 256 RAM, baby!), could someone please do a zitty picture of Abe Vigoda and let me take the glory?
Thanks.
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Dogs Akimbo
11/23/2008 03:06 PMMake-up can only do so much...
I'd still hit it so hard the tsunami would be felt in Fiji.
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UnderWhere?
11/23/2008 06:57 PMJane, I maha'd you so hard just now. I haven't got hit with that in a year.
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TableTopJane
11/23/2008 06:59 PMAwesome. I bet the pimples totally made you not notice the pixelated cooter.
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TableTopJane
11/23/2008 07:00 PMOf course, the pimples probably drew your attention away from the orb that I photoshopped into the shape of the stream.
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UnderWhere?
11/23/2008 07:03 PM
Of course, the pimples probably drew your attention away from the orb that I photoshopped into the shape of the stream.
You can't make me look again! I won't do it!
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Whistler P. McManus
11/23/2008 07:40 PMJane, those ass pimples totally ruined my ability to ever fap to that photo again. Thanks a lot, you bitch.
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UnderWhere?
11/23/2008 09:51 PM
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Your Favorite Jeens
11/24/2008 12:25 AM
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Phla, you're a ding dong
11/24/2008 12:43 AMI hate this thread so much.
I just wanted everyone in here to know that.
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Phuc
11/24/2008 07:45 AMPhla sez:
I hate this thread so much.
I just wanted everyone in here to know that.
I guess that means I should stop bottling my zit-squeezings and putting them in your oatmeal, then?
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Phuc
11/24/2008 08:37 AMJust to prove to the fascists out there that it's all in fun...

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KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey
11/24/2008 10:28 AM
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KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey
11/24/2008 10:28 AM
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Your Favorite Jeens
11/24/2008 11:39 AMFixed!

John, let me know if you ever need any retouching work.
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KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey
11/24/2008 12:16 PMFor Marmite:
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KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey
11/24/2008 12:16 PMOnce again, for Marmite, dammit!
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Phuc
11/24/2008 02:36 PM23 Skiddoo!!!

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Phuc
11/24/2008 02:43 PM
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Phuc
11/24/2008 02:54 PM
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Delicious & British, it's Marmite!
11/24/2008 03:24 PMLOOK WHAT I DID !!!!!111!!!!ELEVENTY-ONE!!!*

*by saying that I did this I of course mean I had absolutely no hand in this image, and got someone to do it for me so that I could shamelessly steal the glory for myself. (Thanks KChiki)
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Phuc
11/24/2008 03:28 PMKChiki is a Cheeky Monkey
11/24/2008 12:16 PM
Delicious & British, it's Marmite!
11/24/2008 03:24 PM
Fail.
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Delicious & British, it's Marmite!
11/24/2008 03:41 PMWhat, that I fail at the Interweb?
Yeah, tell me summink I DON'T know...
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Spamurai Snork
11/24/2008 07:50 PMFred Phelps has herpies. From too much of the buttseks.
http://snorkius.googlepages.com/Fred_Phelps_10-29-2002.jpg
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Phuc
11/25/2008 08:23 AMAwwwww, Anj!

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Phuc
11/25/2008 12:27 PMOl' Abe Vigoda's looking a wee bit lonely there.

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sepsi
11/26/2008 08:12 AMWhat happens when Proactiv doesn't work...

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drunkenfart
11/26/2008 12:14 PMooh, a real nail biter! which gabber vet will win the popularity... er, i mean photoshop contest?
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Fezig - the other Mike Rowe
11/26/2008 01:13 PMWhen in doubt....
Vote for Abe Vigoda.
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UnderWhere?
11/26/2008 03:46 PMooh, a real nail biter! which gabber vet will win the popularity... er, i mean photoshop contest?
Obviously not you. You know, since you didn't enter.
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Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies
11/28/2008 05:02 AMJohnny thought it was just a pimple, but it turned out to be
Ginger Simplex 2.

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Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies
11/28/2008 06:38 AMNot quite acne, but...

"I probably shouldn't say this
but at times I get so scared
when I think about the previous
relationship we shared"
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drunkenfart
12/01/2008 10:24 AMObviously not you. You know, since you didn't enter.
yes. yes i did.
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Your Favorite Jeens
12/01/2008 01:58 PMI don't care what anybody thinks, I'm voting for Chance!
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Jingle Bell Jeens wonders if John likes being a pirate.
12/16/2008 04:07 AM
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John Hargrave
12/16/2008 05:52 AMI'd like to congratulate our three winners (in order):
Underwhere
Schizophrenic
Jeens
Thanks for the blemishes!





