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Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805570

John Hargrave

11/25/2008 11:24 PM

The theme of this comedy challenge is celebrity acne.  This is a Photoshop contest where you take a picture of your favorite celebrity, then pimplify.  For instance:


 


 



 


 


I'm not very good at Photoshop, so this looks more like Jessica Alba with a case of measles, or a scabies rash.  You can do better. 



We're awarding a $250.00 cash prize to the first place celebrity acne photo, $100.00 cash prize to second place, and $50.00 cash prize to third place.



To enter, just submit your pictures in the thread below, which ZUG readers will then rate for funniness.  The top three entries as ranked by TOTAL ZUGZ will win cash prizes of $250.00, $100.00, and $50.00 respectively.  Contest ends at 11:59 pm EST on December 14, 2008.  Please submit SFW (Safe For Work) photos only.  We reserve the right to remove poorly-doctored photos (no MS Paint or ASCII art). 



If you're having problems linking to your picture below, you can alternately email it to us at zugmail@zug.com.



Good luck, paparazzits.





  • Hilarious 15 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805571

    Fratberry

    11/21/2008 12:16 AM

  • Funny 4 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805572

    Frogpop

    11/21/2008 12:25 AM

    Don't be ridiculous.. that's chicken pox.

  • Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805573

    Fratberry

    11/21/2008 12:28 AM

    I was going to say chicken pecks but that would have just been stupid.

  • Hilarious 6 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805583

    Phuc

    11/21/2008 07:28 AM

  • Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805585

    Phuc

    11/21/2008 07:37 AM

  • Hilarious 7 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805589

    Phuc

    11/21/2008 07:46 AM

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805591

    That's so Ravos

    11/21/2008 07:47 AM

    I think John needs to remove his own photo. MS Paint = le lame.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805593

    TomServo

    11/21/2008 07:57 AM

    so this looks more like Jessica Alba with a case of measles, or a scabies rash


     


    You wish it looked that good. Did you do that with a crayon?

  • Hilarious 11 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805594

    Phuc

    11/21/2008 07:57 AM

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805595

    Your What Hurts?

    11/21/2008 07:59 AM

    Has Phuc been declared the winner yet?  'Cause Damn! That picture of the GILF was smokin'!

  • Hilarious 4 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805596

    Phuc

    11/21/2008 08:03 AM

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805598

    Phuc

    11/21/2008 08:04 AM

    Not like I can win, anyway.


     


    Stupid rules.

  • Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805602

    Your What Hurts?

    11/21/2008 08:10 AM

    this looks more like Jessica Alba with a case of measles, or a scabies rash.  You can do better would still do her.


     


    Fixed.  And you're damn skippy I would.

  • Hilarious 5 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805603

    Phuc

    11/21/2008 08:12 AM

  • Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805604

    Mung Champ

    11/21/2008 08:19 AM

  • Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805610

    Phuc

    11/21/2008 08:59 AM

    Oh sweet Lord! It's getting worse!!!


     


  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805615

    Mung Champ

    11/21/2008 09:49 AM

    Al, can we get her as a Klingon? 

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805618

    Autra is Still a Dude

    11/21/2008 09:55 AM

    This thread would be a lot more interesting if the company firewall didn't block all the image hosting sites.


     


    Can someone describe all the pictures for me?


     


    While I know a picture is worth 1000 words, I'll sette for 350-700.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805623

    That's so Ravos

    11/21/2008 10:05 AM

    The last picture is totally ruined junk. It looks like an old man's face with a bullet hole in it.


    Yea, my work also blocks image hosting sites.

  • Hilarious 8 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805628

    UnderWhere?

    11/21/2008 10:44 AM


    Forever Proactiv.Begins.Now

  • Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805630

    Barefoot Chance

    11/21/2008 11:29 AM

    DAMN YOU PHUCCER!

  • Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805639

    drunkenfart

    11/21/2008 01:04 PM

    Photobucket

  • Hilarious 5 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805692

    UnderWhere?

    11/21/2008 02:55 PM

  • Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805694

    drunkenfart

    11/21/2008 03:03 PM

    looks like jesus went sun bathing with tic tacs all over his face.



  • Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805701

    Professor Nutbutter

    11/21/2008 03:13 PM

    Here is my submission:



































    (it’s a picture of acne Photoshopped onto Vic Morrow’s present-day head.)

  • Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805710

    Phuc

    11/21/2008 03:41 PM

    Too lazy for good Klingon. Here's a Shakespearety Klingon.


     


  • Hilarious 14 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805716

    Phuc

    11/21/2008 03:48 PM

  • Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805719

    Professor Nutbutter

    11/21/2008 03:50 PM

    Al is the winner.


    Not just the contest, he pretty much just won at the whole internet.

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805720

    Professor Nutbutter

    11/21/2008 03:51 PM

    Alright, Mr. I Have Admin Access, can you now delete my post (and this one) so I don't look more foolish than I normally do?

  • Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805727

    helloclarice

    11/21/2008 04:41 PM

    Omg...the first pic of Sarah Palin about made me puke. 

  • Hilarious 5 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805728

    BobJohnson, Bond Villain #3

    11/21/2008 04:50 PM

    I can't believe you guys are all doing this the easy way.  Have you no sense of work ethic?



    I took a picture of my face, complete with acne.  Now I just have to become a famous celebrity before the contest closes.

  • Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805732

    Dogs Akimbo

    11/21/2008 05:28 PM

    no MS Paint


     


    Dead Closed to me.

  • Funny 7 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805735

    maxim_mat

    11/21/2008 06:10 PM

    Image Hosted by ImageShack.us



  • Hilarious 9 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805737

    Chit

    11/21/2008 06:43 PM

     


    Oh...were we supposed to photoshop something in here?

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805763

    Phuc

    11/21/2008 10:58 PM

  • Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805764

    Phuc

    11/21/2008 10:59 PM

  • Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805767

    Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies

    11/21/2008 11:05 PM

    Hee hee hee, Heath Ledger's pic is totally Photoshopped. He looks ALIVE!

  • Hilarious 8 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805768

    Phuc

    11/21/2008 11:06 PM

  • Hilarious 7 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805807

    UnderWhere?

    11/22/2008 12:28 PM

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805856

    Phuc

    11/22/2008 07:18 PM

  • Hilarious 6 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805860

    Your Favorite Jeens

    11/22/2008 07:39 PM

    Not safe for work. Click the pic.


  • Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805890

    Fratberry

    11/22/2008 11:47 PM

    I think John needs to remove his own photo. MS Paint = le lame.


     


    Yeah, well you can just grab a big ol' spoon and EAT MY ASS.

  • Hilarious 5 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805915

    Schizophrenic

    11/23/2008 01:48 PM

     Make-up can only do so much...

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805921

    Peter Peter Pussy Eater

    11/23/2008 02:08 PM

    How about a picture of a pimple instead?


  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805923

    Delicious & British, it's Marmite!

    11/23/2008 02:55 PM

    As I have neither Photoplop or a decent computer (heh. 256 RAM, baby!), could someone please do a zitty picture of Abe Vigoda and let me take the glory?


    Thanks.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805924

    Dogs Akimbo

    11/23/2008 03:06 PM

    Make-up can only do so much...


     


    I'd still hit it so hard the tsunami would be felt in Fiji.

  • Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805950

    UnderWhere?

    11/23/2008 06:57 PM

    Jane, I maha'd you so hard just now.  I haven't got hit with that in a year.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805951

    TableTopJane

    11/23/2008 06:59 PM

    Awesome. I bet the pimples totally made you not notice the pixelated cooter.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805952

    TableTopJane

    11/23/2008 07:00 PM

    Of course, the pimples probably  drew your attention away from the orb that I photoshopped into the shape of the stream.

  • Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805953

    UnderWhere?

    11/23/2008 07:03 PM

     


    Of course, the pimples probably  drew your attention away from the orb that I photoshopped into the shape of the stream.


    You can't make me look again!  I won't do it!

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805955

    Whistler P. McManus

    11/23/2008 07:40 PM

    Jane, those ass pimples totally ruined my ability to ever fap to that photo again.  Thanks a lot, you bitch.

  • Hilarious 9 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805961

    UnderWhere?

    11/23/2008 09:51 PM

  • Hilarious 10 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805977

    Your Favorite Jeens

    11/24/2008 12:25 AM

  • Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805978

    Phla, you're a ding dong

    11/24/2008 12:43 AM

    I hate this thread so much.


     


    I just wanted everyone in here to know that.

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805990

    Phuc

    11/24/2008 07:45 AM

    Phla sez:


    I hate this thread so much.


    I just wanted everyone in here to know that.


     


    I guess that means I should stop bottling my zit-squeezings and putting them in your oatmeal, then?

  • Hilarious 6 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805994

    Phuc

    11/24/2008 08:37 AM

    Just to prove to the fascists out there that it's all in fun...


     


  • Funny 8 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806009

    Your Favorite Jeens

    11/24/2008 11:39 AM

    Fixed!



    John, let me know if you ever need any retouching work.

  • Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806011

    KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey

    11/24/2008 12:16 PM

    Once again, for Marmite, dammit!


    Photobucket

  • Funny 6 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806023

    Phuc

    11/24/2008 02:36 PM

    23 Skiddoo!!!


     


  • Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806024

    Phuc

    11/24/2008 02:43 PM

  • Hilarious 6 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806025

    Phuc

    11/24/2008 02:54 PM

  • Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806029

    Delicious & British, it's Marmite!

    11/24/2008 03:24 PM

    LOOK WHAT I DID !!!!!111!!!!ELEVENTY-ONE!!!*


     



     


    *by saying that I did this I of course mean I had absolutely no hand in this image, and got someone to do it for me so that I could shamelessly steal the glory for myself. (Thanks KChiki)

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806030

    Phuc

    11/24/2008 03:28 PM

    KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey

    11/24/2008 12:16 PM



    Delicious & British, it's Marmite!

    11/24/2008 03:24 PM


     


    Fail.

  • Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806031

    Delicious & British, it's Marmite!

    11/24/2008 03:41 PM

    What, that I fail at the Interweb?


    Yeah, tell me summink I DON'T know...

  • Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806076

    Spamurai Snork

    11/24/2008 07:50 PM

    Fred Phelps has herpies. From too much of the buttseks.


    http://snorkius.googlepages.com/Fred_Phelps_10-29-2002.jpg

  • Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806133

    Phuc

    11/25/2008 08:23 AM

    Awwwww, Anj!


  • Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806176

    Phuc

    11/25/2008 12:27 PM

    Ol' Abe Vigoda's looking a wee bit lonely there.


  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806244

    sepsi

    11/26/2008 08:12 AM

    What happens when Proactiv doesn't work...


  • Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806258

    drunkenfart

    11/26/2008 12:14 PM

    ooh, a real nail biter!  which gabber vet will win the popularity... er, i mean photoshop contest?

  • Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806264

    Fezig - the other Mike Rowe

    11/26/2008 01:13 PM

    When in doubt....


     


     


    Vote for Abe Vigoda.

  • Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806276

    UnderWhere?

    11/26/2008 03:46 PM

    ooh, a real nail biter!  which gabber vet will win the popularity... er, i mean photoshop contest?


     


    Obviously not you.  You know, since you didn't enter.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806378

    Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies

    11/28/2008 05:02 AM

    Johnny thought it was just a pimple, but it turned out to be


    Ginger Simplex 2.


  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806382

    Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies

    11/28/2008 06:38 AM

    Not quite acne, but...



    "I probably shouldn't say this

    but at times I get so scared

    when I think about the previous

    relationship we shared"

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806604

    drunkenfart

    12/01/2008 10:24 AM

    Obviously not you.  You know, since you didn't enter.


     


     


    yes.  yes i did.

  • Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806655

    Your Favorite Jeens

    12/01/2008 01:58 PM

    I don't care what anybody thinks, I'm voting for Chance!



  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1808784

    Jingle Bell Jeens wonders if John likes being a pirate.

    12/16/2008 04:07 AM

  • Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1808788

    John Hargrave

    12/16/2008 05:52 AM

    I'd like to congratulate our three winners (in order):


     


    Underwhere


    Schizophrenic


    Jeens


     


    Thanks for the blemishes!

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