The theme of this comedy challenge is celebrity acne.  This is a Photoshop contest where you take a picture of your favorite celebrity, then pimplify.  For instance:

I'm not very good at Photoshop, so this looks more like Jessica Alba with a case of measles, or a scabies rash.  You can do better. 



We're awarding a $250.00 cash prize to the first place celebrity acne photo, $100.00 cash prize to second place, and $50.00 cash prize to third place.



To enter, just submit your pictures in the thread below, which ZUG readers will then rate for funniness.  The top three entries as ranked by TOTAL ZUGZ will win cash prizes of $250.00, $100.00, and $50.00 respectively.  Contest ends at 11:59 pm EST on December 14, 2008.  Please submit SFW (Safe For Work) photos only.  We reserve the right to remove poorly-doctored photos (no MS Paint or ASCII art). 



If you're having problems linking to your picture below, you can alternately email it to us at zugmail@zug.com.



Good luck, paparazzits.

Frogpop 153,497 11
11/21/2008 10:25 AM

Don't be ridiculous.. that's chicken pox.

Fratberry 215,735 11
11/21/2008 10:28 AM

I was going to say chicken pecks but that would have just been stupid.

That's so Ravos 31,623 9
11/21/2008 05:47 PM

I think John needs to remove his own photo. MS Paint = le lame.

TomServo 3,728 5
11/21/2008 05:57 PM

so this looks more like Jessica Alba with a case of measles, or a scabies rash

You wish it looked that good. Did you do that with a crayon?

Your What Hurts? 2,487 3
11/21/2008 05:59 PM

Has Phuc been declared the winner yet?  'Cause Damn! That picture of the GILF was smokin'!

Phuc 230,624 12
11/21/2008 06:04 PM

Not like I can win, anyway.

Stupid rules.

Your What Hurts? 2,487 3
11/21/2008 06:10 PM

this looks more like Jessica Alba with a case of measles, or a scabies rash.  You can do better would still do her.

Fixed.  And you're damn skippy I would.

Phuc 230,624 12
11/21/2008 06:59 PM

Oh sweet Lord! It's getting worse!!!

Mung Champ 20,106 9
11/21/2008 07:49 PM

Al, can we get her as a Klingon? 

Autra is Still a Dude 7,924 5
11/21/2008 07:55 PM

This thread would be a lot more interesting if the company firewall didn't block all the image hosting sites.

Can someone describe all the pictures for me?

While I know a picture is worth 1000 words, I'll sette for 350-700.

That's so Ravos 31,623 9
11/21/2008 08:05 PM

The last picture is totally ruined junk. It looks like an old man's face with a bullet hole in it.

Yea, my work also blocks image hosting sites.

UnderWhere? 71,190 13
11/21/2008 08:44 PM

Forever Proactiv.Begins.Now

Barefoot Chance 167,572 10
11/21/2008 09:29 PM

DAMN YOU PHUCCER!

drunkenfart 4,798 3
11/22/2008 01:03 AM

looks like jesus went sun bathing with tic tacs all over his face.

Professor Nutbutter 150,484 10
11/22/2008 01:13 AM

Here is my submission:



































(it’s a picture of acne Photoshopped onto Vic Morrow’s present-day head.)

Phuc 230,624 12
11/22/2008 01:41 AM

Too lazy for good Klingon. Here's a Shakespearety Klingon.

KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey 47,326 10
11/22/2008 01:49 AM

Wow. Just...wow.

Professor Nutbutter 150,484 10
11/22/2008 01:50 AM

Al is the winner.

Not just the contest, he pretty much just won at the whole internet.

Professor Nutbutter 150,484 10
11/22/2008 01:51 AM

Alright, Mr. I Have Admin Access, can you now delete my post (and this one) so I don't look more foolish than I normally do?

KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey 47,326 10
11/22/2008 02:38 AM

Too soon?

helloclarice 11 6
11/22/2008 02:41 AM

Omg...the first pic of Sarah Palin about made me puke. 

BobJohnson, Bond Villain #3 164,648 8
11/22/2008 02:50 AM

I can't believe you guys are all doing this the easy way.  Have you no sense of work ethic?



I took a picture of my face, complete with acne.  Now I just have to become a famous celebrity before the contest closes.

Dogs Akimbo 156,536 9
11/22/2008 03:28 AM

no MS Paint

Dead Closed to me.

Chit 163,069 10
11/22/2008 04:43 AM

Oh...were we supposed to photoshop something in here?

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 51,547 8
11/22/2008 09:03 AM

While I know a picture is Worth 1000 words

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 51,547 8
11/22/2008 09:05 AM

Hee hee hee, Heath Ledger's pic is totally Photoshopped. He looks ALIVE!

Your Favorite Jeens 9,754 8
11/23/2008 05:39 AM

Not safe for work. Click the pic.

Fratberry 215,735 11
11/23/2008 09:47 AM

I think John needs to remove his own photo. MS Paint = le lame.

Yeah, well you can just grab a big ol' spoon and EAT MY ASS.

Schizophrenic 69 2
11/23/2008 11:48 PM

 Make-up can only do so much...

Peter Peter Pussy Eater 76,661 11
11/24/2008 12:08 AM

How about a picture of a pimple instead?

TableTopJane 168,381 11
11/24/2008 12:28 AM

This isn't an entry because it breaks the SFW rule. You should think of it as a PSA-

This is what happens when you leave your pimples alone and let them pop on their own.

Delicious & British, it's Marmite! 5,596 5
11/24/2008 12:55 AM

As I have neither Photoplop or a decent computer (heh. 256 RAM, baby!), could someone please do a zitty picture of Abe Vigoda and let me take the glory?

Thanks.

Dogs Akimbo 156,536 9
11/24/2008 01:06 AM

Make-up can only do so much...

I'd still hit it so hard the tsunami would be felt in Fiji.

UnderWhere? 71,190 13
11/24/2008 04:57 AM

Jane, I maha'd you so hard just now.  I haven't got hit with that in a year.

TableTopJane 168,381 11
11/24/2008 04:59 AM

Awesome. I bet the pimples totally made you not notice the pixelated cooter.

TableTopJane 168,381 11
11/24/2008 05:00 AM

Of course, the pimples probably  drew your attention away from the orb that I photoshopped into the shape of the stream.

UnderWhere? 71,190 13
11/24/2008 05:03 AM

Of course, the pimples probably  drew your attention away from the orb that I photoshopped into the shape of the stream.

You can't make me look again!  I won't do it!

Whistler P. McManus 135,831 13
11/24/2008 05:40 AM

Jane, those ass pimples totally ruined my ability to ever fap to that photo again.  Thanks a lot, you bitch.

Phla, you're a ding dong 100,076 10
11/24/2008 10:43 AM

I hate this thread so much.

I just wanted everyone in here to know that.

Phuc 230,624 12
11/24/2008 05:45 PM

Phla sez:

I hate this thread so much.

I just wanted everyone in here to know that.

I guess that means I should stop bottling my zit-squeezings and putting them in your oatmeal, then?

Phuc 230,624 12
11/24/2008 06:37 PM

Just to prove to the fascists out there that it's all in fun...

Your Favorite Jeens 9,754 8
11/24/2008 09:39 PM

Fixed!

John, let me know if you ever need any retouching work.

KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey 47,326 10
11/24/2008 10:16 PM

For Marmite:

<a href="http://s15.photobucket.com/albums/a398/kchiki/?action=view&current=abe-vigoda_pimp.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a398/kchiki/abe-vigoda_pimp.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey 47,326 10
11/24/2008 10:16 PM

Once again, for Marmite, dammit!

Phuc 230,624 12
11/25/2008 12:36 AM

23 Skiddoo!!!

Delicious & British, it's Marmite! 5,596 5
11/25/2008 01:24 AM

LOOK WHAT I DID !!!!!111!!!!ELEVENTY-ONE!!!*

*by saying that I did this I of course mean I had absolutely no hand in this image, and got someone to do it for me so that I could shamelessly steal the glory for myself. (Thanks KChiki)

Phuc 230,624 12
11/25/2008 01:28 AM

KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey

11/24/2008 12:16 PM



Delicious & British, it's Marmite!

11/24/2008 03:24 PM

Fail.

Delicious & British, it's Marmite! 5,596 5
11/25/2008 01:41 AM

What, that I fail at the Interweb?

Yeah, tell me summink I DON'T know...

Spamurai Snork 44,959 8
11/25/2008 05:50 AM

Fred Phelps has herpies. From too much of the buttseks.

http://snorkius.googlepages.com/Fred_Phelps_10-29-2002.jpg

Phuc 230,624 12
11/25/2008 06:23 PM

Awwwww, Anj!

Phuc 230,624 12
11/25/2008 10:27 PM

Ol' Abe Vigoda's looking a wee bit lonely there.

sepsi 3 2
11/26/2008 06:12 PM

What happens when Proactiv doesn't work...

drunkenfart 4,798 3
11/26/2008 10:14 PM

ooh, a real nail biter!  which gabber vet will win the popularity... er, i mean photoshop contest?

Fezig - the other Mike Rowe 3,579 3
11/26/2008 11:13 PM

When in doubt....

Vote for Abe Vigoda.

UnderWhere? 71,190 13
11/27/2008 01:46 AM

ooh, a real nail biter!  which gabber vet will win the popularity... er, i mean photoshop contest?

Obviously not you.  You know, since you didn't enter.

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 51,547 8
11/28/2008 03:02 PM

Johnny thought it was just a pimple, but it turned out to be

Ginger Simplex 2.

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 51,547 8
11/28/2008 04:38 PM

Not quite acne, but...

"I probably shouldn't say this

but at times I get so scared

when I think about the previous

relationship we shared"

drunkenfart 4,798 3
12/01/2008 08:24 PM

Obviously not you.  You know, since you didn't enter.

yes.  yes i did.

Your Favorite Jeens 9,754 8
12/01/2008 11:58 PM

I don't care what anybody thinks, I'm voting for Chance!

John Hargrave 115,416 15
12/16/2008 03:52 PM

I'd like to congratulate our three winners (in order):

Underwhere

Schizophrenic

Jeens

Thanks for the blemishes!