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Millie's pies
A comedy conversation by Jaggylioness as Nancy Botwin 11,619 9
11/24/2008 07:33 AM 55 views

I can't find the pictures of the pies Millie posted last(?) thanksgiving.


have you taken them down Millie?


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25 Comments (Funniest: Jaggylioness as Nancy Botwin,Millie,Spamurai Snork)


Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805960
Chit 163,725 10
11/24/2008 07:39 AM



Yumm....



With the little leaf decorations made out of crust and all.


I'm hungry now.


Thanks Jaggy.  


 


To think...I came in here hoping to see boobs.

 

 

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Whistler P. McManus 141,082 21
11/24/2008 08:11 AM

Yeah, Chit.  We don't have to go too far to sexualize this one.


 


 


Then again, do we ever?

 

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Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 53,053 9
11/24/2008 08:44 AM

Sorry Millie can't post, guys. She panicked when she read this and went to buy a better pie security system.


 

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805970
TableTopJane 168,659 11
11/24/2008 09:25 AM

Mmmm...fur pie

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1805979
Spamurai Snork 44,997 8
11/24/2008 01:10 PM

Anyone remember that movie, "Revenge of the Nerds".  The Nerds were selling pies, but the "pies" were just whipped cream on a plate! How does that make sense?!

 

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TomServo 3,733 5
11/24/2008 03:06 PM

Dont quite know to post a link properly since the new Zug ruined everything.... But I think I found <a href="http://www.zug.com/live/80370/Tasty-Treats.html">it</a>


 


 


 


 

 

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TomServo 3,733 5
11/24/2008 03:08 PM

ah Frost it... here it is


 


http://www.zug.com/live/80370/Tasty-Treats.html

 

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Millie 106,985 10
11/25/2008 01:55 AM

Here you go, sweetie.


http://usera.ImageCave.com/rmilliken439/tday1.JPG

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806046
Millie 106,985 10
11/25/2008 03:31 AM

Even better!



 

 

Funny 5 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806047
Phuc 231,201 13
11/25/2008 03:42 AM

Sweet merciful Jeebus!


 


I wanna dip my balls in it!!!

 

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Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 53,053 9
11/25/2008 03:45 AM

*puts his whole face in a pie, then realizes it's fresh out of the oven*


YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

 

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Millie 106,985 10
11/25/2008 03:45 AM

Meh.  I've lost my ability to cook anything that tastes good.  The last few pies I've baked have tasted like crap.  I've lost the touch.  I'm afraid to try cookies.

 

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GrammarNazi 924 2
11/25/2008 03:49 AM

Beautiful pies, Millie.  I love doing stuff like that.  What kind of cookies do you have on the cooling racks?

 

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Millie 106,985 10
11/25/2008 03:52 AM

Those my my ricotta cookies.  Many LIVErs have tasted them.  They are very soft and sweet.  I usually make them at Christmas, although I have made them at other times of the year.


I haven't made any cookies in over a year.  I may make some this Christmas, but I'm not sure yet.

 

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Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 53,053 9
11/25/2008 03:57 AM

Your cookies look like the mother-Frosting best-tasting-ass cookies ever.


Please send me some if you make more.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806058
Millie 106,985 10
11/25/2008 03:59 AM

I used to make them on July 4th, too.


 

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Dogs Akimbo 158,451 11
11/25/2008 04:42 AM

I have never tasted Millie's cookies.


 


This is just one of the myriad of reasons that I am a bitter, cynical and dejected man.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806065
Millie 106,985 10
11/25/2008 04:45 AM

Daisypie can taste them anytime he wants to.  And he doesn't even care!


By the way, I think he has given up the internet altogether.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806090
Jaggylioness as Nancy Botwin 11,619 9
11/25/2008 07:49 AM

Amazing. I'm so jealous of Thanksgiving.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806103
Phuc 231,201 13
11/25/2008 09:14 AM

Amazing. I'm so jealous of Thanksgiving.


 


Did New Zealand commit genocide on its native population then co-opt pieces of their culture to give advertisers themes for holidays?


 


Because if not, y'all should help Australia get something going, then invite yourselves over for the traditional dinner of wallaby or whatever the Frost they eat over there.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806106
Frogpop 155,324 12
11/25/2008 09:28 AM

Exactly. If y'all don't have national Maori/Aborigine Repression Day holidays down there, you have no one to blame but yourselves.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806107
Frogpop 155,324 12
11/25/2008 09:30 AM

..and  PETA, who thinks that turkeys should be living among us as equals. I think we can all attest that that is a baaaaaad idea.

 

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That's so Ravos 33,892 9
11/25/2008 06:11 PM

I used to make them on July 4th, too.


You made me Birthday cookies? I never received them Millie. You must think I'm an ass fo not thanking you, but I swear it was because they never made it to me. Jeez, you didn't even tell me you were making me some!

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806202
Millie 106,985 10
11/25/2008 11:26 PM

Someone at your house must have stolen them.  I suggest you confront everyone who lives around you--violently.  Also, you should threaten the mail carrier.  Use a gun if necessary.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1806245
That's so Ravos 33,892 9
11/26/2008 06:13 PM

I confronted them last night, and they said I must have misplaced it while packing, since I was getting ready to move. Obviously this is impossible, so after threatening them wih bodily harm asking them nicely, they revealed that my aunt's dog had gotten to them.


So, I decided to have a BBQ last night. It didn't taste nearly as good as I imagine the cookies would have. But you know, when in Rome, eat some dogs or something. I'm not really sure how it is related, but I'm sure it is.