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Comedy ChallengeWorst recipes involving blumpkin
Fratberry
11/25/2008 08:13 AMBlumpkin pie, blumpkin muffins, blumpkin seeds: this time of year, blumpkins seem to go with everything. But, really: everything? How about blumpkin sushi?
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That's so Ravos
11/25/2008 08:15 AMBlumpkin a-la king.
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Phuc
11/25/2008 08:15 AMBlumpkin punch.
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Fratberry
11/25/2008 08:39 AMBlumpkin cheese.
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BillSalamie
11/25/2008 09:02 AMCountry Blumpkin
He walked into the stall and parked his ass upon a dirty little stool
With a long soft foamy dump said I'll just have a blow job if that's cool
A barroom girl with wise and knowing eyes slowly looked him up and down
And she said I wonder how on earth that country blumpkin would smell as I went down
And she said hello country blumpkin
How's the frost out on the pumpkin
I've seen some sights but man you're somethin'
Where'd you come from country blumpkin
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Dogs Akimbo
11/25/2008 09:28 AMI'm making a note for myself to bring this thread back next Thanksgiving.
Blump!
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BillSalamie
11/25/2008 09:38 AMIf I could draw I would make a comic with Charlie Brown walking in on Linus on a toilet and Sally giving him a blumpkin and Linus saying, "It's the great blumpkin Charlie Brown!"
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TomServo
11/25/2008 09:46 AMIf I could draw I would make a comic with Charlie Brown walking in on Linus on a toilet and Sally giving him a blumpkin and Linus saying, "It's the great blumpkin Charlie Brown!"
If I could draw I would draw pictures of naked ladies doing nasty things to each other and then masterbate to them.
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Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies
11/25/2008 10:20 AMBlumpkin dumplings.
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Th Real Gonzo
11/25/2008 12:37 PM-What's the 'Bumpkin Du Jour'?
-It's the Bumpkin of the day.
-That sounds good. I'll have that.
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Fratberry
11/25/2008 02:20 PMBlumpkin Loaf with Fratberry Sauce
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BillSalamie
11/25/2008 03:46 PMI'll post this here just for the hell of it, I don't think I've told it before- I heard a story about Andre the Giant a little while ago. It was Jay Mohr that told it- he said that he knew a guy that worked at a NYC hotel where the WWF wrestlers stayed when they were in town. Apparently, when Andre the Giant came he got two adjoined rooms. One he slept in, the other he used only the tub - to crap in. He had a whole hotel room so he could dump in the tub.
I think that's fantastic.
Then the hotel staff had to clean it up.
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BillSalamie
11/25/2008 03:57 PMAnd something else, since I'm off topic: The Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Special is on tonight and it makes me laugh. Probably I'm the only one. The premise is pretty dumb. Peppermint Patty invites herself and a bunch of other people to Chuck's house and he makes them popcorn and toast.
That's not the part I like. There's two things I really like about it. One is that at one point when Peppermint Patty calls Chuck she's hanging out with Marcie and she tells Chuck that Franklin just stopped over to hang out. This is such an interesting dynamic to me. Marcie, Patty, and Franklin are pals, they hang together. The lesbians and the black kid.
The second thing you have to watch for. When the kids come over to Chuck's house they all walk in and shake hands, except for Franklin. When Franklin comes in he and Chuck exchange a Soul-Brother handshake and then Franklin walks away like, "Yeah brother!" It's just hilarious to me that they do that. I don't know why, but I encourage people to watch it every year.
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Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies
11/25/2008 09:14 PMBlumpkin noodle soup.
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That's so Ravos
11/26/2008 07:51 AMBlumpkin & Toast
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That's so Ravos
11/26/2008 07:51 AMA blumpkin, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.
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Autra is Still a Dude
11/26/2008 08:41 AMThat's not the part I like. There's two things I really like about it. One is that at one point when Peppermint Patty calls Chuck she's hanging out with Marcie and she tells Chuck that Franklin just stopped over to hang out. This is such an interesting dynamic to me. Marcie, Patty, and Franklin are pals, they hang together. The lesbians and the black kid.
The second thing you have to watch for. When the kids come over to Chuck's house they all walk in and shake hands, except for Franklin. When Franklin comes in he and Chuck exchange a Soul-Brother handshake and then Franklin walks away like, "Yeah brother!" It's just hilarious to me that they do that. I don't know why, but I encourage people to watch it every year.
Where are you from?
Yesterday, someone called in to a sports radio show that I listen to here in Houston, and basically said this verbatim.
Are you people watching me?!?
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