Damn, that dude's ass is rank!  I don't think I can hold my breath much longer.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
11/25/2008 12:32 PM

"Oh man, I need to squeeze out an Obama."

Your Favorite Jeens 47,795 51
11/25/2008 12:36 PM

Please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right.

It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.

But I think that the most likely reason of all

May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

Fratberry 283,028 53
11/25/2008 12:37 PM

"You motorboatin' son of a bitch, you."

Phuc 237,919 21
11/25/2008 12:40 PM

"Yo quiero retirement."

Phuc 237,919 21
11/25/2008 12:47 PM

"Ooooooh...

My name is Skippito Friskito (clap clap)

And I hunt for the dinosaurito (clap clap)"

I forget the rest.

Th Real Gonzo 118 6
11/25/2008 12:56 PM

"Hey, where's that little 'Diego' fella?  I wanna hang out with that guy."

Your What Hurts? 5,582 10
11/25/2008 12:57 PM

"Right back atcha, ya little bastard"

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
11/25/2008 06:08 PM

"Eight weeks can't pass fast enough for me, either."

Straw is stuffed 98,019 37
11/25/2008 08:24 PM

White House Aide: Mr. President, why are you passing out ponchos? 

President Bush: Because I want us all to celebrate Thanksgiving authentic-like.  The Indians used to wear these.

WHA: Okay sir.  And who is this gentleman, here?

PB: This here's an Indian who will represent their culture in our little presentation.

WHA: Sir, I believe he's Japanese.

PB: Do you really think anyone's gonna notice?  I mean, they all look alike.  Asians, Mexicans, Indians.

WHA:

PB:  Could you help me with this thing?  I can get my feet into the hole, but there's no way I'm getting it up my waist and over my shoulders.  They really should put zippers in them.  Or elastic.

Phuc 237,919 21
11/25/2008 08:42 PM

"Hey Sulu! You gonna give me a margarita or am I gonna have to crash your stock market and march a few battalions up your momma's ass?"

John Hargrave 128,751 73
11/25/2008 11:21 PM

Man, other cultures smell weird!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
11/26/2008 12:57 AM

Every kindergarten graduation has that one kid in it, the kid with no attention span who acts like an idiot to entertain himself, completely forgetting that everyone can see him.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
11/26/2008 01:03 AM

I can totally see him walking across a stage like this, waving to the crowd and yelling "Look Condoleezza, look Dick! I'm a star! See me shine!"

What is this, a Piquantrax? 972 10
11/26/2008 03:15 AM

TTJ have you been stealing my porn?

Sully 605 9
11/26/2008 10:08 AM

The only joy left to the outgoing President was making the Japanese Prime Minister giggle by playing "Hail to the Chief" with fart-noises.

Mung Champ 35,891 35
11/26/2008 10:53 AM

"Dang, I remember when the robes were white, and we use to get this neat little hood with the holes cut out for eyes. If they start shouting "Brown Power" I am all up out this beatch."

Your What Hurts? 5,582 10
11/26/2008 10:55 AM

Phew! Note to self, get that Secret Service dude to dump the dead hooker from the poncho at least TWO weeks early next time!

I'm Danielle... Bitch! 82 6
11/26/2008 01:45 PM

That's George Bush? I thought it was Prince Charles!

Mekillu Maphukas 10 5
11/26/2008 04:11 PM

They can't be that small

suzycreamcheese 3,009 9
11/26/2008 04:23 PM

"George is a good boy, George hear no evil, speak no evil, say no evil.  George want bannana."

suzycreamcheese 3,009 9
11/26/2008 06:30 PM

"Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee-pee in your Coke!"

Dr. Frasier Winslow Crane 130 5
11/26/2008 08:01 PM

"This is my impression of Obama lips."

Spicey Pram's Lobster Taco Undies 80,728 42
11/26/2008 08:12 PM

"No, you dummy, that's not now you give me a blowie. (Heh heh, I said "blowie". Blow job. ) TURN AROUND!"

TomServo 3,759 7
11/27/2008 04:55 AM

"meh, the Toga parties in college were way better"

diyadokeon 473 7
11/28/2008 01:27 PM

Ahhhh! Ohhhhhhhh! I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cummmmmm!!!!

WickedPeruvian 5 4
11/30/2008 07:54 AM

Possibly the worst minute with drugs President Bush ever had...

Sarin - Sheep Man 699 11
11/30/2008 04:51 PM

"pfft, I am the jedi master."

Duce aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 313 5
12/01/2008 07:14 AM

It's Clint Monkey, making someone's day.

Deck the halls with balls of Ravos 63,472 21
12/01/2008 09:30 AM

"Hey, does this make me one of them Jedi?"

chicken nipples 2,207 7
12/01/2008 04:42 PM

President Bush waiting to see Gallagher