Let's give the old folks some "Pointers" on how to cover-up the one they have in their pants.  Don't you think they would like to know what to do if they can't get it down after getting it up.  It's time to give something back to the elderly and find out if any of them actually read this and take our advice.  Here, you can start by using your belt to hold it down.  Maybe you can give some of that money to your young friends or even neighbors instead of buying pills to "Stiffen Your Weenie".  HAHAHA!!!  Here we go. Who wants to start?

Phla, you're a ding dong 131,068 34
11/29/2008 08:44 PM

Wow.  THAT'S "your" first Post?

Choche 215 7
11/29/2008 09:02 PM

Way too late to start the Viagra Challenge. But I guess we all have to start somewhere.

Fratberry 283,028 53
11/29/2008 09:12 PM

Why the hell would I ever want to HIDE it??

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
11/29/2008 11:04 PM

Why the hell would I ever want to HIDE it??

Something something Warren something

Sarin - Sheep Man 699 11
11/30/2008 04:53 PM

"What pointer thing are you talking about again?"

Choche 215 7
11/30/2008 05:06 PM

The swollen weenie old men might be embarassed of after taking too much Viagra. It allows them to point without using any fingers.

Burnt again 30 5
12/01/2008 06:07 PM

I remember back in my pubescent days...  just yesterday many many many years ago, I went on a date with this gorgeous girl and I could not for the love of me get rid of my non-drug-induced pointer.

I masterfully hid it with covert use of putting my hands in my pockets.

I must have maintained that thing for hours. I clearly remember getting home feeling like someone had been hanging off my boy-junk.

Thud 68,506 19
12/01/2008 06:13 PM

Why would they be embarrassed?  Old guy are proud of their erections.

suzycreamcheese 3,009 9
12/01/2008 06:24 PM

Found in this person's biography:

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AAAAaannnnnd..........GO!

GenericlyHilarious 8 4
12/05/2008 06:22 PM

I like to tuck it up with my waistband...it feels great...