Feeble is in first place this month but hasn't posted in 30 days. Blaise is going to get screwed out of his Latin King shirt unless we do something as a group.

1 Million Strong to fix this travesty. Weigh in on this or just finish the following sentence:

It's so cold outside that  _________

Gonzo 20,522 17
12/10/2008 09:17 AM

It's so cold outside that I dont' give a rat's ass about rankings.

Gonzo 20,522 17
12/10/2008 09:20 AM

It's so cold outside that she sold the car for gas money.

What?

Jingle Squirrel 53,270 54
12/10/2008 09:20 AM

 It's so cold outside, I have shrinkage.

Wait, I live in San Diego. It's not cold here. Dammit!

Gonzo 20,522 17
12/10/2008 09:25 AM

It's so cold outside that all the homeless people are dying of exposure.

Bwaaa-haaa-haaa!  Oh, god!  Stop me!

Deck the halls with balls of Ravos 63,472 21
12/10/2008 09:28 AM

Its so cold out right now, that there is a snow storm and schools are closed for the day.

But then again, this is Canada, so that is pretty much everyday.

I guess that explains our education system.

Gonzo 20,522 17
12/10/2008 09:31 AM

It's so cold outside that I need to get back to work before I get fired.

The comedy never stops at Zug Live, folks.

Autra is Still a Dude 10,560 11
12/10/2008 09:35 AM

It's so cold outside that I actually wore a suit coat today.

I think I'm doing this wrong.

The Mailman, doing Santa's job 176,464 56
12/10/2008 09:37 AM

One of my favorite Canadian jokes:



50 Fahrenheit (10 C)

New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.

Canadians plant gardens.



40 Fahrenheit (4.4 C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably

Canadians Sunbathe



35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)

Italian Cars won't start

Canadians drive with the windows down



32 Fahrenheit (0 C)

Distilled water freezes

Canadian water gets thicker.



0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)

New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.

Canadians have the last cookout of the season.



-40 Fahrenheit (-40 C)

Hollywood disintegrates.

Canadians rent some videos.



-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)

Mt. St. Helen's freezes.

Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.



-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole

Canadians pull down their earflaps.



-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)

Ethyl alcohol freezes.

Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.



-459.4 Fahrenheit (-273 C)

Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.

Canadians start saying "cold, eh? "



-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)

Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Cup

Autra is Still a Dude 10,560 11
12/10/2008 09:39 AM

Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Cup

Heheh, like that's all it would take...

reindeerfart 4,871 6
12/10/2008 09:48 AM

it's so cold outside, my shirt now has 2 small holes in it

The Mailman, doing Santa's job 176,464 56
12/10/2008 10:24 AM

Blaise is going to get screwed out of his Latin King shirt unless we do something as a group. 1 Million Strong to fix this travesty.



So you're suggesting that we mess with the ratings in order to counter the fact that the ratings were messed with? Brilliant plan you have there, Einstein.

Autra is Still a Dude 10,560 11
12/10/2008 10:39 AM

I've gotta say, it's a solution to a non-problem that only could come out of GABLive.

Millie 116,988 28
12/10/2008 11:14 AM

It's not really that cold out today.  It's in the fifties.

Jesus Hussein Christ 186,130 44
12/10/2008 03:01 PM

There are three weeks left in the month.  Someone out to be able to pass Feeble by then.  If not, I vote we send the shirt to his widow and/or heirs.

Mekillu Maphukas 10 5
12/10/2008 05:21 PM

it is so cold that my nips have already poked out 17 eyes and my balls replaced my tonsils.

Jingle Squirrel 53,270 54
12/10/2008 06:36 PM

it is so cold that my nips have already poked out 17 eyes and my balls replaced my tonsils.

I'm sorry, those are my balls.

Analog 9,608 19
12/10/2008 06:53 PM

I think we should wait until the last day of the month and if Feeble is stil in the lead we should ban the little Shakespeare that messed with the system, mark his 206 forged votes as invalid, DOS attack his IP address, add his email address to every public black list in the world and a couple of other things that I wouldn't want to mention publicly.

But then again that's just me :)

Fratberry 283,028 53
12/10/2008 06:57 PM

I like the cut of your jib.  And not in a gay way.  Ok, maybe a little gay.

Fratberry 283,028 53
12/10/2008 06:58 PM

If Bob Johnson would start posting more often this would all be moot.

Mooooooooooooot.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
12/10/2008 10:49 PM

It's so cold outside that my testacles pulled so far up inside my body, the canary died.

And Millie's right.

Thud 68,506 19
12/10/2008 10:55 PM

It's so cold outside that  hippies are willing to take a hot shower.

Your Favorite Jeens 47,795 51
12/11/2008 04:21 PM

Now it means something entirely different when someone says: "He made a Feeble attempt to get the free t-shirt"

Feeble's Bio --> Might as well be honest.

ahahahahaha!

reindeerfart 4,871 6
12/11/2008 04:30 PM

it's so cold, i farted and green ice rolled out of my pants.

Frogpop 173,153 25
12/11/2008 04:42 PM

If Bob Johnson would start posting more often this would all be moot.

If John was giving away Hawaiian shirts, Bob Johnson would never stop posting.