"Developed or not, he's my twin and he deserves respect!"

Autra is Still a Dude 10,560 11
12/10/2008 02:49 PM

Dude, look what some crackhead sold me for $2?!?

reindeerfart 4,871 6
12/10/2008 02:50 PM

i found the source of the clog sir;  it was all this bullShakespeare from the bush administration over the past 8 years that had piled up.

reindeerfart 4,871 6
12/10/2008 02:55 PM

krang is back and this time he's determined to put an end to the ninja turtles once and for all!

weeneldo 55 5
12/10/2008 02:59 PM

McDonalds finally reveal the animal their meat comes from.

Gonzo 20,522 17
12/10/2008 02:59 PM

"I lost 25 lbs in 5 days with RapidCleanse(tm)!

...

Oh, wait, here it is."

the meek shall inherit nothing 3,009 9
12/10/2008 03:06 PM

I saw that photo and threw up a little in my mouth.  Thanks for the diet aid!

Jingle Squirrel 53,270 54
12/10/2008 03:11 PM

Why is Henry Winkler holding up that fossilized stomach?

choche 215 7
12/10/2008 03:13 PM

When women have you by the balls for so many years all you have left is a stretched sack.

Autra is Still a Dude 10,560 11
12/10/2008 03:25 PM

Not only was it cheap, I bet it'll make a sweet bong!

Fratberry 283,028 53
12/10/2008 03:28 PM

All the rage in Bulgaria this year is the all new Squid Briefcase.

Autra is Still a Dude 10,560 11
12/10/2008 03:31 PM

It's not a toomah

/arnold voice

Fratberry 283,028 53
12/10/2008 03:35 PM

"Will it blend?"

BillSalamie 67,057 13
12/10/2008 03:59 PM

No, it's a tuber.

KChiki is a Christmas Monkey 128,387 98
12/10/2008 04:22 PM

 "Now THIS, kids, is a perfect example of an inflamed hemorrhoid."

Straw la la la la la la la la 98,019 37
12/10/2008 04:49 PM

This is approximately how much ginger is needed for one bottle of ginger beer.

Mekillu Maphukas 10 5
12/10/2008 05:08 PM

The only thing I can see any use for that is to pick my nose with it.  See all of the crooked angles on that pinky-finger looking watchamacallit, it could reach all of those nooks and crannies filled with green diamonds.

Pram can haz crap job 80,728 42
12/10/2008 05:45 PM

"check out muh cool ham! I cross breeded it with a sweet potatah"

Jingle Squirrel 53,270 54
12/10/2008 06:31 PM

Oh no, they captured Quato!

Gonzo 20,522 17
12/10/2008 07:40 PM

"So I sez to this Brundle guy, I sez 'Seth... buddy... I wouldn't take a turkey into that thing with you if it's hooked up over MSN dial-up... It's just not a good idea.'  But that knucklehead... he just wouldn't listen.... so hey... it is what it is, right?"

Gonzo 20,522 17
12/10/2008 08:01 PM

or.......

Former New York Governor Spitzer holds up his career for the cameras, stating glibly: "Hey, wahddaya gonna do, right?"

Thud 68,506 19
12/10/2008 08:16 PM

"Local man displays biggest goddamn turd ever, says it hurt to pass it."

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
12/10/2008 10:00 PM

A CPA from the accounting firm of Crappet & Howe that is judging the Zug.Com Live Turducken Challenge displays one of the entries from a Georgia contestant who misunderstood the contest title to be Turd ducken.

The entry was donated to several local needy families.

Phla: 3 out of 7 dwarves 131,068 34
12/10/2008 11:02 PM

I keep wanting to caption this with

"I'd like you to meet my wife,"

and I really have no idea why.

Thud 68,506 19
12/10/2008 11:10 PM

"Yes, as a matter of fact, that is how it's supposed to look."

Thud 68,506 19
12/10/2008 11:10 PM

"See, I told you that mine was bigger."

Deck the halls with balls of Ravos 63,472 21
12/11/2008 04:39 AM

What we have right here is a veritable vegitable! I'll start the bidding at $5