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Christmas Article: The Christmas Miracle of 2004
A comedy article by choche 215 7
12/16/2008 11:49 PM 334 views

It's not supposed to be hot during Christmas; but in South Texas, unfortunately, it is.   The temperature gets down to freezing once every 3 years.




These charts are of a city in South Texas.  Snowfall is not even on the charts.


On December 24, 2004 the "MIRACLE" happened.  It snowed from 9pm Christmas Eve till about 6 am on Christmas Morning.


Everyone was so excited to see snow for the first time in their lives.  Gas was cheap and the snow was falling.



The satellite image shows where the snow had fallen.



Some people made lots of money selling several different books about snow.  These are some of the pictures you'll see in these books.





South Texas had not recorded snowfall in most parts for about 100 years.  As quickly as the snow arrived, it was gone.  Christmas Day was hot and all the snow melted away.  People in South Texas expect snow every year now.  I don't think we'll ever see it again for another 50 years.   Christmas of 2004 was the best Christmas I ever had and we just have to wait to see if it gets any better.


 


 


 


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9 Comments on "

Christmas Article: The Christmas Miracle of 2004

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(Funniest: Ravos the red-nosed GABber,beckylee,Frogpop)


Hilarious 5 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1808966
Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
12/16/2008 11:58 PM

I'm fairly certain that Christmas 2004 will stay pretty much the same and not get much better.


 

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1808970
Thud 68,506 19
12/17/2008 12:07 AM

Choche, please tell all your fellow Texans to pick up and move to North Dakota.  They can get snow there, or so it is rumored.


 


 


 


The Texans get their snow, the North Dakotans finally get some company, and Mexico gets Texas back.  Everyone's happy.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1808975
choche 215 7
12/17/2008 12:24 AM

Choche, please tell all your fellow Texans to pick up and move to North Dakota.  They can get snow there, or so it is rumored.


I'm all FOR it and I'd be glad to help everyone get up and get the hell outta here.  All I've been hearing for the last 4 years is, "snow this and snow that and when will it snow and why hasn't it snowed and I love snow and guess what, I still have snow in the freezer!" 


Well Good For You.  Do you think I care?  How stupid are people to actually put snow in the freezer and save it.  The first hurricane we get will kill the power and guess what? BYE BYE SNOW!! 

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1808976
Thud 68,506 19
12/17/2008 12:28 AM

They will save a cup of hurricane driven flood waters in the fridge, most likely.  Remember to check the sediment for authenticity.

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1808979
beckylee 64 5
12/17/2008 12:41 AM

lucky you and your "2004 snow miracle"  because all we get where i'm from is hurricanes.  

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1808980
Frogpop 173,153 25
12/17/2008 12:47 AM

I hate that article posts are sorted.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1808984
Chit 178,781 15 feels his nose grow about 6 inches
12/17/2008 01:55 AM


 I hate that article posts are sorted.

 


 


Oh I think that it is working out perfectly... just like it does in all the threads.



 The crème rises to the top you know.









 

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1808985
Frogpop 173,153 25
12/17/2008 02:03 AM

Yes, so I've heard.


 


(I can't wait to check back tomorrow and see what I'm agreeing with then!)

 

Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1808999
Ravos the red-nosed GABber 63,472 21
12/17/2008 07:35 AM

If article threads sorted properly, the first pos should be at the bottom.


 


 


Because it isn't funny.