They don't come in dark chocolate over here.

The novelty was enough to have my Grandma, who loved dark chocolate, eating them over the last few days, when she wasn't really eating much of anything.

She died this morning.

Thanks for the candy, Dogs.

Jelly tipped Neep: Open other end. 35,066 15
12/20/2008 09:55 PM

 Jaggy and I have spent the day planning innapropriateness for the funeral. We found these awesome confetti launchers... and we decided to fill a coffin full of doves and yank it open to fill the church with doves. It would be the pretend coffin of course, we wouldn't put them in the coffin with her, so we could bring out the real one and saying Ta DA!!!



Yeah, we will prolly just make a slide show of photos or something. Boring.

Test Tube Baby 828 5
12/20/2008 09:58 PM

Don't forget the fart machine to put under the coffin.

Jelly tipped Neep: Open other end. 35,066 15
12/20/2008 10:00 PM

Dude, that isn't funny. This is our grandma you're talking about.

Test Tube Baby 828 5
12/20/2008 10:05 PM

Not the real coffin silly the pretend one.   Geez.

Test Tube Baby 828 5
12/20/2008 10:07 PM

Not the real coffin silly.      The pretend one.     

Test Tube Baby 828 5
12/20/2008 10:14 PM

Omigod please ignore the second entry!

My goal in life is NOT to be timmy two times

Dianasaurus Rex 57,835 109
12/20/2008 10:19 PM

I'm sorry guys.

The chocolate was probably poisoned.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
12/20/2008 10:32 PM

 Holy Shakespeare, Dogs killed Jaggy's grandma!

Pubah 56,813 18
12/20/2008 11:35 PM

...Jaggy's Grandma got killeded by some candy

Sent by Kimbo Dogs this Christmas eve

The Twins need pranks to lighten things at the Funeral

If you've got nothing nice to say...then leave

Test Tube Baby 828 5
12/21/2008 12:35 AM

Jaggy I'm very sorry for your loss.

So glad that your grandma didn't get run over by a reindeer.

Jaggylioness as Nancy Botwin 11,895 13
12/21/2008 12:49 AM

Test Tube Baby, please stop posting.

Test Tube Baby 828 5
12/21/2008 01:02 AM

In order for me to stop posting you will need to come up with some big bucks to buy me off!!

What's in your wallet???

Chit 178,781 15
12/21/2008 01:59 AM

 Wait a minute, this is too weird. Dogs can't eat chocolate, or they die.



Dogs gives chocolate, and Grammy dies.



Am I trying to read something into this that doesn't belong?



(I'm in no way insinuating that Dogs fed your grammy poisoned chocolates)







  So...How much do you two stand to inherit?



 

Jesus Hussein Whistler Christ 186,130 44
12/21/2008 04:18 AM

Eileen and Marion, I am sincerely sorry to hear of your loss.

And sincerely glad to hear that hi-jinx will ensue.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
12/21/2008 03:37 PM

So, you're saying that my dark chocolate kisses killed your grandmother?

Huh. Wouldn't be the first time.

Chit 178,781 15
12/21/2008 03:42 PM

You were supposed to feed them to Neep!!  



Didn't you read the card?

 

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
12/21/2008 03:46 PM

In all seriousness, though, condolences on the loss of your grandmother. She was probably a hoot.

Test Tube Baby 828 5
12/21/2008 05:25 PM

With all the suspicious circumstances surrounding Grandma's death and the finger pointing at poor Dogs(who was only trying to spread a little Christmas Cheer) I'm going to propose a new plot for the Clue game.

It was Prof. Nutbutter in the study with the candlestick.  He was hired by the family member who was cut out of the will for never bringing any dark chocolate when they came to visit.

Thud 68,506 19
12/21/2008 06:50 PM

Neep and Jaggy, my condolences to you both.

Dog, please to be forwarding the list of alterations you made to the candy.  I need a new recipe.

Humphrey's Sack is Full. 51,764 12
12/22/2008 01:04 AM

Who the hell are Eileen and Marion??

Pubah 56,813 18
12/22/2008 01:56 AM

So sorry to hear about your Grandma-ma, Neep (Eileen) and Jaggy (Marion).

Stiff upper lip, you two...

Jesus Hussein Whistler Christ 186,130 44
12/22/2008 02:02 AM

Who the hell are Eileen and Marion??

Eileen is my mother, and Marion is my grandmother's sister.  Really.  Neep and Jaggy have old lady names!

Pubah 56,813 18
12/22/2008 02:08 AM

Met a bloke from Aukland the other day.  He said his name was Cam...I was afraid to ask what his last name was (maybe Shaft, or Piston, or Overhead)...but I digress

Me thinks Zelanders give funny names...But not as funny as BoneQuisha, Alaze' or Unique  

Jelly tipped Neep: Open other end. 35,066 15
12/22/2008 05:27 AM

 Whistler, I'm named after my great grandmother (mum's mum's mum) and Marian is named after great grandma Mary (mum's dad's mum).



So yeah, totally old lady names.



In the last few months Grandma has been telling me all sorts of stories about my Great Grandma Eileen and her best friend (also Eileen). Especially after I announced I was going to drop physics (Granddad's specialty) and do a nursing degree, since Grandma Eileen did nursing too.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
12/22/2008 05:58 PM

Dog, please to be forwarding the list of alterations you made to the candy

I licked them. Repeatedly. Just like I did to the inside of that bowling shirt.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
12/22/2008 06:02 PM

Speaking of which, Marioan never showed the back of it:

Millie 116,988 28
12/22/2008 09:21 PM

Sorry, girls!