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Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810720

UnderWhere?

12/31/2008 02:34 PM

Or, rather, me.  My daughter is turning 18 next week, and a long time ago I promised her that we'd get a tattoo together on her birthday.  As this is a fact she has never let me forget, I am now looking at actually having to go through with it. 


I've wanted a tattoo for a while, actually.  I'm the only member of my family without one, though I am hoping that my experience is better than theirs.  Ahem.  Yep.   Also,


 



 


 So anyway, I am still pretty undecided as to what I want to get.  I know I don't want something stupid, like a chinese symbol or a butterfly, and I'm definitely not getting a tramp stamp.


Give me some ideas!  And Nutbutter, no matter how many times you send me pictures of your name in Old English Script, it just isn't going to happen.


 


 

  • Side-splitting 6 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810724

    Dropkick Brody

    12/31/2008 02:41 PM

    Is that a turd on that neck?


     


    You should get a penguin! I got McPants a penguin bath toy for Christmas, that has a little fan in the back that makes it whizz around the tub madly. Though a bath toy isn't as permanent as a tattoo, I guess.

  • Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810725

    Chit

    12/31/2008 02:47 PM

    I'm pretty sure that you could get permission to use this.


     


     


    Or I agree with Brody.  Didn't TWSS draw you a cute little penguin last year when Al gave her the digital tablet for Secret Santa? 

  • Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810726

    Gonzo

    12/31/2008 02:49 PM

    Get one of Hervé Villechaize in a tu-tu playing a tom-tom.

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    Bill the Squirrel

    12/31/2008 02:51 PM

    Two words: Abe Vigoda

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    Gonzo

    12/31/2008 02:56 PM

    Abe, Herve, and Ernest Borgnine in a Jass trio.


    Now THAT'S a tat.

  • Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810730

    Chance under the mistletoe

    12/31/2008 02:59 PM

    I have a tramp stamp and I think you should have one also. Tramp.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810731

    Gonzo

    12/31/2008 02:59 PM

    "Jass" ??!!  WTF?


    I'm going home.


    Happy New Year to all who aren't Chinese.


    For those who are, you'll just have to wait for your strange voodoo "holiday" in Feb.

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    xentar

    12/31/2008 03:12 PM

    Um, what part of body is this?..



  • Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810733

    BillSalamie

    12/31/2008 03:15 PM

    Get one that says, "Tattoos are a bad idea"

  • Funny 8 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810742

    BillSalamie

    12/31/2008 03:25 PM

    Put a dollar bill tattoo on your lower stomach and when someone asks you what it's all about tell them "All you can eat under a buck."

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810749

    Happy New Pair of Jeens

    12/31/2008 04:02 PM

    Undies! How about a finger stash? Subtle, but silly!

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810750

    Happy New Pair of Jeens

    12/31/2008 04:04 PM

    Please don't tattoo your eyeball though, that's nahsty!

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810762

    Thud

    12/31/2008 07:55 PM

    God for something classy, but meaningful.  Flaming winged skull with a dagger in it's teeth would be nice.  Maybe eighteen inches long running down your thigh.


     


    Or something else eighteen inches long running down your thigh...

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810767

    Thud

    12/31/2008 08:10 PM

    Why did I just bring God into this?  Why would he/she/it care?  Why am I asking you?

  • Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810768

    Dropkick Brody

    12/31/2008 08:13 PM

    Thud, that reminds me of my dad's tattoos. One is his wife's name in gothic script down his calf. Another is a skeleton riding a motorbike of death down his forearm.


     


    I wish I was kidding.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810770

    Thud

    12/31/2008 08:15 PM

    Considering that I have nine tats, I have no room to complain about tattoos.  Except the bad art or just plain stupid ones.

  • Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810772

    Dropkick Brody

    12/31/2008 08:18 PM

    Considering that I have nine tats, I have no room to complain about tattoos.


     


    Nine? Or spare skin to get more?


     


    My mum got a nice one on her foot, and was so happy with it she went out soon after and got one on her arm. That one.. Looks like sperm trying to get into an egg. She hates it.

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    Thud

    12/31/2008 08:29 PM

    I have lots of room left for more tats.  Saving the space just in case I get convicted one day.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810786

    Straw la la la la la la la la

    12/31/2008 09:06 PM

    A penguin was the first thing I thought of, so I think we have a quorum.  Or a Quark.  Don't get a tat of him, though. 

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    Test Tube Baby

    12/31/2008 09:35 PM

    Penquin !    Penquin !  Penquin !


     


    Or a ferret  ( without the stain)

  • Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810796

    Dianasaurus Rex

    12/31/2008 10:35 PM

    Or a ferret  ( without the stain)


     


    Yes. Because when I think of Undies I think of a ferret. WTF, noob?

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810799

    Bill the Squirrel

    12/31/2008 10:42 PM

     Ditdah wants you to get this:


    Red_swingline_stapler_1 

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810800

    Bill the Squirrel

    01/01/2009 08:44 AM

     Or in the spirit of Gab


    :(image removed)

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810801

    Bill the Squirrel

    12/31/2008 11:15 PM

     One more:


    Goatse Tattoo

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810802

    Bill the Squirrel

    01/01/2009 08:44 AM

     Sorry had to do it:


    (image removed)

  • Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810805

    Deck The Pram

    12/31/2008 11:30 PM

    I promised her that we'd get a tattoo together on her birthday.


    Ooh. That is a really bad place to get a tattoo.

  • Hilarious 5 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810810

    Spicey McHaggis

    01/01/2009 12:02 AM

    Hey, can we get a mod to remove Bill's photos.  Seriously.  They're not even safe for not working.


     


    Oh and honey, you should get a tat on your ass that says "Exit Only".  Then you can play the traffic cop that has to give me a citation for a moving violation.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810811

    Test Tube Baby

    01/01/2009 12:02 AM

    I think of a ferret, WTF noob ?


     


    Your ferret is extremely cute and I meant no disrespect.   I think anyone would be honored to have a ferret tattoo.  

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    Nachos

    01/01/2009 04:53 PM

    Get the text 'My daughter scarred herself for life with something she's going to regret in two years and all I got was this lousy tattoo'.

  • Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810867

    Chit

    01/01/2009 05:07 PM

    Personally, I'm waiting until I get just a little bit fatter, then I'm going to have washboard abs tattooed across my belly. 

  • Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810870

    Bill the Squirrel

    01/01/2009 05:34 PM

    Undies,


    I apologize for the crass tattoos I posted in your thread.


     


    I heard you like penguins so I found a perfect tattoo for you.


     

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    Happy New Pair of Jeens

    01/02/2009 03:03 AM

    Heh. You gotta link NSFW ones, Bill.


     


    Although for a moment, I imagined a tattoo of the words:


    (image removed)

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    Deck The Pram

    01/03/2009 12:12 PM

    Nah, it's more like "post doesn't quite exceed your immoral tolerance".

  • Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811036

    Straw la la la la la la la la

    01/03/2009 08:26 PM

    Iwas perusing a local tattoo artist's work and I found the perfect one for you, Undies!



    It's the one on the far right.



    It's tiny, barely noticeable as a tattoo, and probably won't hurt too badly. Also, whenever someone's being a drama king or queen, you can just crook your finger in a gesture of sympathy.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811037

    I'm Danielle... Bitch!

    01/03/2009 08:34 PM

    I have 2. I'd like to get 2 more. I've got a dragon tribal on my upper right arm and I've got a butterfly on my left shoulder. Yeah I know they seem to be on opposite extremes but I like them.

  • Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811092

    Le Ravos

    01/05/2009 05:41 AM

    Yeah I know they seem to be on opposite extremes but I like them.


    Opposite extremes, yes. But they are equally retarded.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811260

    UnderWhere?

    01/07/2009 11:13 AM

    Well, today is the day my little girl turns 18!  I, of course, am sick and we have had to postpone the tattoo trip to next week.  She's decided to get a picture of an egyptian goddess on her left shoulderblade - she's always liked egyptian mythology, and the goddess she's chosen is Sekhmet.  This is somehow a representation of herself and her chosen career, as my daughter is a medic in the Army National Guard, and Sekhmet is the goddess of destruction, but for her friends, she does magical healing or something.


    I still haven't chosen a tattoo, but I'm thinking something involving stars on my shoulder.  Maybe one for each of my children. 


     

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811262

    I'm Danielle... Bitch!

    01/07/2009 11:56 AM

    Yeah I know they seem to be on opposite extremes but I like them.

    Opposite extremes, yes. But they are equally retarded.


    Way to go on not being a judgemental prick. Tattoos are a personal choice you don't have to like what other people choose for THEMSELVES.  


     

  • Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811265

    Le Ravos

    01/07/2009 12:14 PM

    Way to go on not being a judgemental prick. Tattoos are a personal choice you don't have to like what other people choose for THEMSELVES.  


     


    Apparently you don't understand how this site works.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811266

    I'm Danielle... Bitch!

    01/07/2009 12:15 PM

    I understand how it works. Ok so if mine are so retarded, what do you have that they are sooooo great?

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811276

    peoriagrace

    01/07/2009 01:23 PM

    What about a flourescent tattoo that only shows up if exposed to black light or glows in the dark after being exposed to light. That way if you come to hate it; it's easy not to see.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811278

    Le Ravos

    01/07/2009 01:59 PM

    I understand how it works. Ok so if mine are so retarded, what do you have that they are sooooo great?


     


    Mine are sooooooo great because I don't have any yet. I am taking my time to actually design it myself, and ensure it is not something generic or that I will regret. As opposed to a tribal chinese dragon and a butterly chosen off the while in a drunken stupor.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811279

    Le Ravos

    01/07/2009 02:00 PM

    chosen off the wall in a drunken stupor.

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    Dropkick Brody

    01/07/2009 04:21 PM

    Off the wall in my friendly neighbourhood tattoo place means that you can have a gothic angel masturbating inked on you.


     


    It's icky in there.

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811293

    I do love pudding pops

    01/07/2009 04:33 PM

    Get one saying "How to entertain a dumbass: see my daughters tattoo" and get her one that says "How to entertain a dumbass: see my mother's tattoo."

  • Hilarious 5 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811295

    Chit

    01/07/2009 04:43 PM

    Here's a doosey!!











    I assume that he is referring to the employment game. 

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811296

    I do love pudding pops

    01/07/2009 04:47 PM

    I'm pretty sure it means game over for the guy who got the tattoo since he just got ink drilled into his throat

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    Dropkick Brody

    01/07/2009 05:03 PM

    Dude. Whatever you'll get, hell, whatever tattoo anyone gets, at least it's better than this.


     


  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811554

    Rabbit Hare

    01/10/2009 10:25 PM

    Even the tattoo of a dead purple bunny rabbit on my forearm?

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1812029

    UnderWhere?

    01/15/2009 11:52 AM


    Here's my daughter's tattoo.  I took this picture with a cell phone, so I apologize for the quality.  This is right before it got covered up, and it was still pretty red from bleeding.


    I ended up with two very small, simple stars on my right shoulder - a blue one for my son and a red one for my daughter.  When I finalize the adoption of my new little girl, she has said she wants hers to be white, so soon I'll look more patriotic than I planned, but it's all good.


     

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1812037

    ragnarqa

    01/15/2009 01:41 PM

    Just  save enough money for the "Wrecking Balm"  in case you have Tatoo regret.


     


    www.wreckingbalm.com 

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1812040

    Just Chance

    01/15/2009 03:51 PM

    As America slowly turns into an all-on/full swing glitz and glamorous society that it’s soon to become, many are getting star tattoos to proclaim themselves that of a porn star.


     


    You go girl.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1812216

    UnderWhere?

    01/18/2009 10:26 AM


     


    Here's what I got.  The pic was taken with my camera fun, so trust me when I say it actually looks better than this!

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1812219

    UnderWhere?

    01/18/2009 12:00 PM

    phone, fun, whatever

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1812249

    TomServo

    01/19/2009 03:54 AM

    Get one that says "My other tattoo smells like fish"

  • Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1812260

    Chix is in da house

    01/19/2009 08:53 AM

    Those stars are like Spicey targets.


     


    You should go back and put 50 pts in the close one and 100 pts in the far one.


     


    Far from ,,,,,  you know.

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1812261

    Mung Champ

    01/19/2009 09:05 AM

    What, green clovers and purple horseshoes weren't available? 


     


    You are sooo on your way to being magically delicious.


     

  • Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1812277

    UnderWhere?

    01/19/2009 12:05 PM

    You are sooo on your way to being magically delicious.


     


    Tell that to Spicey, the selfish bastard.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1812766

    Devil Man

    01/24/2009 06:19 AM

    Being someone with many tattoos the best advice I can give to anyone is do not window shop for them, because you get what you pay for.


     Cheap prices = Cheap work.


    When I got my first tattoo (about 10 years ago, I'm 31 now) I asked around and found out there was an award winning highly acclaimed tattoo artist about 30 miles from hwere I was living at the time by the name of James Clements.


    Each tattoo artist is different of course, but having hung out with James for a while and getting to know him on a personal level he was the type that enjoyed using his imagination and was willing to create something unique especially for you if you asked him to, instead of the Shakespeare that you can pick off the wall.


    So all my tatttoos are one of a kind, and I certainly take pride in that alone.


    Here are a few:






    I've got a couple of more but no photos of them at the moment.


    I've spent many hours hanging around tattoo shops and speaking with different artist, and the main thing they all have in common (besides tattooing of course) is when someone comes in and says something to the likes of  "Hey, I have this idea...so use your creativity, lets see what you got."


    They get off on that Shakespeare, and of course you can always decline whatever they draw up if you aren't happy with it or just make a suggestion on what they can do to make it something you will be happy with.


    It will make it a much better experience for everyone and you'll have a tattoo that you won't regret 20 years from now.


    =S

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    peoriagrace

    01/24/2009 09:39 AM

    Is that skull supposed to look like it's comming from your neck vaj?

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    Devil Man

    01/24/2009 02:09 PM

    It's coming out of storm clouds, my pictures aren't that fantastic because it has been a while since I have taken any new photos of them.


    I need to do that sometime lol.

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