Erection Dysfunction Photoshop Challenge A comedy article
by John Hargrave 116,629 19 01/01/2009 01:36 AM 26688 views
Our latest Photoshop challenge gives you the chance to right an ancient wrong -- and win $450.00 in cash money!
I was recently Googling the term "erection dysfunction" -- not for me, but for our new sponsor Vicerex -- and this hilarious and unfortunate photo popped up:
The horror of the public boner.
You may have seen this photo, since it has sprung up on every wacky photo site on the Internet. Poor dude couldn't tuck it into his belt, because he's wearing loose nylon shorts. Two beautiful girls in front of him, and pizza. Who wouldn't have a chub-dong?
Just for a natural human function, this poor guy has been laughed at, humiliated, ridiculed, jeered, and turned into the #1 Google Image result for public boner. (Kevin Costner is #4)
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It's time for us to turn around this dude's karma, and we're going to do it with the Erection Dysfunction Photoshop Challenge. You remember how the Star Wars Kid, once the laughingstock of the Internet, is now worshipped by Stephen Colbert?
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AFTER:
He's suffered enough. Let's make this guy famous. Let's get him on Jimmy Kimmel. Here's the challenge:
1) Photoshop this picture with the guy transported into your wildest fantasy: maybe he's standing next to Barack Obama at the Inauguration, or serving as Earth's ambassador to an alien race. Get creative. Make it as good for this guy as his life has been bad.
2) Post your Photoshop entry to the thread titled Erection Dysfunction: CONTEST ENTRIES. (If you're having problems linking to your picture, you can alternately email it to us at zugmail@zug.com.)
3) The top three entries, as calculated by total ZUGZ, will receive cash prizes of $250.00, $100.00, and $50.00 respectively. Contest ends at 11:59 pm EST on January 27, 2009. Employees of ZUG and Media Shower are not eligible (our erection dysfunction can only be cured by Vicerex).
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