Our latest Quick Weight Loss Photoshop Challenge gives you the chance to shed unwanted pounds (and win up to $500.00!), thanks to the magic of Photoshop, our army of comedy volunteers, and our sponsor Hoodia Gordonii Plus.

Submit your BEFORE photos below, and please:

- Use good-quality photos with decent lighting

- Upload photos of yourself only (men and women both welcome)

- Try to use photos on a solid-colored background (makes Photoshopping easier)

If you're having a hard time linking to images, you may alternately email them to us at zugmail@zug.com. Contest ends at 11:59 pm EST on January 27, 2009. Click here for complete rules, and click here to see the Photoshopped entries!

Hmm... OK, now that the boring part is over, go see the After picture.

I think I make a much better fat man.

Had to move to another image server.

 its huge, my bad!!

Not so Awesome, eh?  I bet Awesome820 would've been able to post a picture in only two tries.

I'm betting you've never had to say that before.

He's talking about his forehead.

So, it seems the jokes of "He's SO big his picture can't even fit on the screen" variety are still popular...

Jeens, these are the BEFORE photos, you know? Don't tell me you're actually in that bowl.

That, there is Phuc's "before" picture, when he ate a bowl full of... sausage every day.

Ayup.

So, you call that Evil Frankfurtentacle a "bowl of sausage"...

Boy, I sure posted in the wrong thread.

No you didn't chance, this is the before thread for the fat people, you're good.