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Funny 10 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810817

Bill the Squirrel

01/01/2009 03:12 AM

Batmans mother tried to blend in at the grand opening of the new yarn store.

  • Hilarious 10 votes 4.1 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810818

    Chit

    01/01/2009 03:20 AM

    "Nice to mole you... meet you. Nice to meet you, Mole".

  • Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810819

    Chit

    01/01/2009 03:39 AM

    but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole. 

  • Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810829

    Lyfestyle

    01/01/2009 07:50 AM

    "These are the same extensions Beyonce wears?"



    "Oh yes Ms. Rubenstein, the best money can buy."

  • Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810830

    xentar

    01/01/2009 07:58 AM

    Bagger to HQ, Bagger to HQ: I think my left visor is malfunctioning. The nanolens unit must have fallen off sometime during the approach phase.

  • Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810907

    Fratberry

    01/02/2009 12:58 AM

    To paraphrase...


     


    "Ma'am, you gotta panty on your head."

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810909

    Happy New Pair of Jeens

    01/02/2009 02:56 AM

    Come on, don't make fun of the poor bag lady.



  • Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810934

    BillSalamie

    01/02/2009 09:37 AM

    Old bag.

  • Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810952

    KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey

    01/02/2009 11:47 AM

     "Well, don't come crying to me when the aliens have accessed your brain and taken over your body!"

  • Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810958

    Sarah, Fine in 09!

    01/02/2009 01:47 PM

    A riot later ensured when Mrs. Frumps 13 feral cats escaped of our her carpetbag and started attacking people.

  • Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810986

    Brubert

    01/02/2009 06:45 PM

    In Russia, plastic bag puts YOU in IT!!

  • Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810988

    Dogs Akimbo

    01/02/2009 07:01 PM

    Someone's thrown out a perfectly good babushka.

  • Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811003

    Et tu, Phlambe?

    01/02/2009 10:48 PM

     


    In Russia, plastic bag puts YOU in IT!!


     


    I have this tiny feeling you don't quite understand the soviet russia equation.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811007

    Test Tube Baby

    01/02/2009 11:46 PM

    Who needs a scarf when you can recycle your trash bag AND Go Green at the same time.

  • Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811010

    Chit

    01/03/2009 12:12 AM

    And I see Olive, and Gertrude, and Alma, and Penelope.


     


    That little twat, Penelope...

  • Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811035

    BobJohnson, Bond Villain #3

    01/03/2009 07:38 PM

     There are "turnip found in grocery bag looks like virgin Mary" stories and then there are "turnip found in grocery bag looks like virgin Mary" stories.

  • Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811081

    Whistler Hussein McManus

    01/04/2009 10:10 PM

    There could be a valid reason for wearing a plastic grocery bag as a hat.  Let's say you're about to walk two dogs at once in a pouring rainstorm, and you have an appropriate coat for the weather, but not a hat.  You need both hands for leashes, which rules out an umbrella.  But you have the plastic grocery bags, which you save for picking up the dogs' poops.  Instant rain hat!


     


    Okay.  I have done this.  But I stopped when my wife started calling me "Wino Man."

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811213

    thevelveturd

    01/06/2009 01:10 PM

    A polka dot blouse under a grey jacket?!! Ta-rash-ee...

  • Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811216

    Sully

    01/06/2009 02:05 PM

     


    Unaware that her husband had tried to asphyxiate her during her afternoon nap, Mrs. Mole went to her Grandson’s recital as planned.

  • Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811223

    Brubert

    01/06/2009 05:02 PM

    It matches the polka dot on her face!

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811233

    NeutronDance

    01/06/2009 09:40 PM

    Beehive on a budget

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811242

    I do love pudding pops

    01/07/2009 02:06 AM

    That distinguishing shapely hair hiding beneath that clever hat disguise can only mean one thing....My friends, it seems we have found Elvis! He lives!

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811243

    Chit

    01/07/2009 02:35 AM

     Cheap Hat...when worn just a little bit lower on the head...instantly becomes peoples exhibit #1 in the insurance payoff case.





     Soooo unfair... Grammy just didn't want her hair to frizz...



     

  • Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811492

    chicken nipples

    01/09/2009 04:34 PM

    By putting a plastic bag on her head, Phillis hoped that her ex-Husband(the gentleman with the pink scarf) wouldn't see her and discover that she too was in line for the 3rd annual Del Monte sponsored Creamed Corn Orgy of '09.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811742

    Egg MacGuffin

    01/13/2009 10:19 AM

    Scene from the low-budget sequel, "W For Whateva"


     

  • Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811760

    Mr Crabs

    01/13/2009 12:11 PM

    On being a mother Cindy Crawford says she especially likes embarassing her kids at school functions.

  • Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811761

    Fratberry

    01/13/2009 12:30 PM

    Batgirl did not age gracefully.

  • Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811762

    Fratberry

    01/13/2009 12:31 PM

    Portable gloryhole

  • Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811814

    Deck The Pram

    01/13/2009 07:52 PM

    The grocery clerk asked if she would like a bag for her tumor... She said yes.

  • Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811981

    TomServo

    01/15/2009 03:19 AM

     Well you have to hand it to this lady.... She is doing everything she can to get laid... She has worked on her beauty spot ala Cindy Crawford, and she has already put a bag on her head.


     


    If she has a case of beer under there somewhere I think most of us would Coleridge her

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1812282

    Johnny B

    01/19/2009 12:59 PM

    "Dammit! That bitch told me this was the Janitorial Service convention!"

  • Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1812284

    Chit puts on his ZZ Top beard, cheap sunglasses, and sings

    01/19/2009 02:01 PM







    Cause every geezer's crazy about a sharp dressed hag.

     

  • Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1812538

    Devil Man

    01/21/2009 10:59 PM

    On this edition of 'Where Are They Now?" we visit The Wicked Witch of the West who is now living under the Brooklyn Bridge.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1812557

    Devil Man

    01/22/2009 04:44 AM

    Taking the phrase be "GLAD" way too seriously.

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