Batmans mother tried to blend in at the grand opening of the new yarn store.

Chit 177,986 15
01/01/2009 03:20 AM

"Nice to mole you... meet you. Nice to meet you, Mole".

Chit 177,986 15
01/01/2009 03:39 AM

but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole. 

Lyfestyle 107 6
01/01/2009 07:50 AM

"These are the same extensions Beyonce wears?"



"Oh yes Ms. Rubenstein, the best money can buy."

xentar 468 7
01/01/2009 07:58 AM

Bagger to HQ, Bagger to HQ: I think my left visor is malfunctioning. The nanolens unit must have fallen off sometime during the approach phase.

Fratberry 277,081 52
01/02/2009 12:58 AM

To paraphrase...

"Ma'am, you gotta panty on your head."

Happy New Pair of Jeens 43,220 49
01/02/2009 02:56 AM

Come on, don't make fun of the poor bag lady.

BillSalamie 66,790 11
01/02/2009 09:37 AM

Old bag.

KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey 124,186 89
01/02/2009 11:47 AM

 "Well, don't come crying to me when the aliens have accessed your brain and taken over your body!"

Sarah, Fine in 09! 30,601 7
01/02/2009 01:47 PM

A riot later ensured when Mrs. Frumps 13 feral cats escaped of our her carpetbag and started attacking people.

Brubert 758 10
01/02/2009 06:45 PM

In Russia, plastic bag puts YOU in IT!!

Dogs Akimbo 205,203 31
01/02/2009 07:01 PM

Someone's thrown out a perfectly good babushka.

Et tu, Phlambe? 130,632 34
01/02/2009 10:48 PM

In Russia, plastic bag puts YOU in IT!!

I have this tiny feeling you don't quite understand the soviet russia equation.

Test Tube Baby 828 5
01/02/2009 11:46 PM

Who needs a scarf when you can recycle your trash bag AND Go Green at the same time.

Chit 177,986 15
01/03/2009 12:12 AM

And I see Olive, and Gertrude, and Alma, and Penelope.

That little twat, Penelope...

BobJohnson, Bond Villain #3 177,717 22
01/03/2009 07:38 PM

 There are "turnip found in grocery bag looks like virgin Mary" stories and then there are "turnip found in grocery bag looks like virgin Mary" stories.

Whistler Hussein McManus 183,262 42
01/04/2009 10:10 PM

There could be a valid reason for wearing a plastic grocery bag as a hat.  Let's say you're about to walk two dogs at once in a pouring rainstorm, and you have an appropriate coat for the weather, but not a hat.  You need both hands for leashes, which rules out an umbrella.  But you have the plastic grocery bags, which you save for picking up the dogs' poops.  Instant rain hat!

Okay.  I have done this.  But I stopped when my wife started calling me "Wino Man."

thevelveturd 6,551 10
01/06/2009 01:10 PM

A polka dot blouse under a grey jacket?!! Ta-rash-ee...

Brubert 758 10
01/06/2009 05:02 PM

It matches the polka dot on her face!

NeutronDance 0 4
01/06/2009 09:40 PM

Beehive on a budget

I do love pudding pops 1,259 9
01/07/2009 02:06 AM

That distinguishing shapely hair hiding beneath that clever hat disguise can only mean one thing....My friends, it seems we have found Elvis! He lives!

Chit 177,986 15
01/07/2009 02:35 AM

 Cheap Hat...when worn just a little bit lower on the head...instantly becomes peoples exhibit #1 in the insurance payoff case.





 Soooo unfair... Grammy just didn't want her hair to frizz...



 

chicken nipples 2,207 7
01/09/2009 04:34 PM

By putting a plastic bag on her head, Phillis hoped that her ex-Husband(the gentleman with the pink scarf) wouldn't see her and discover that she too was in line for the 3rd annual Del Monte sponsored Creamed Corn Orgy of '09.

Egg MacGuffin 0 4
01/13/2009 10:19 AM

Scene from the low-budget sequel, "W For Whateva"

Mr Crabs 301 7
01/13/2009 12:11 PM

On being a mother Cindy Crawford says she especially likes embarassing her kids at school functions.

Fratberry 277,081 52
01/13/2009 12:30 PM

Batgirl did not age gracefully.

Fratberry 277,081 52
01/13/2009 12:31 PM

Portable gloryhole

Deck The Pram 78,121 40
01/13/2009 07:52 PM

The grocery clerk asked if she would like a bag for her tumor... She said yes.

TomServo 3,752 7
01/15/2009 03:19 AM

 Well you have to hand it to this lady.... She is doing everything she can to get laid... She has worked on her beauty spot ala Cindy Crawford, and she has already put a bag on her head.

If she has a case of beer under there somewhere I think most of us would Coleridge her

Johnny B 0 4
01/19/2009 12:59 PM

"Dammit! That bitch told me this was the Janitorial Service convention!"

Chit 177,986 15 puts on his ZZ Top beard, cheap sunglasses, and sings
01/19/2009 02:01 PM

Cause every geezer's crazy about a sharp dressed hag.

 

Devil Man 32 5
01/21/2009 10:59 PM

On this edition of 'Where Are They Now?" we visit The Wicked Witch of the West who is now living under the Brooklyn Bridge.

Devil Man 32 5
01/22/2009 04:44 AM

Taking the phrase be "GLAD" way too seriously.