Batmans mother tried to blend in at the grand opening of the new yarn store.

Chit 163,898 10
01/01/2009 01:20 PM

"Nice to mole you... meet you. Nice to meet you, Mole".

Chit 163,898 10
01/01/2009 01:39 PM

but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole. 

Lyfestyle 107 4
01/01/2009 05:50 PM

"These are the same extensions Beyonce wears?"



"Oh yes Ms. Rubenstein, the best money can buy."

xentar 428 5
01/01/2009 05:58 PM

Bagger to HQ, Bagger to HQ: I think my left visor is malfunctioning. The nanolens unit must have fallen off sometime during the approach phase.

Fratberry 219,200 13
01/02/2009 10:58 AM

To paraphrase...

"Ma'am, you gotta panty on your head."

Happy New Pair of Jeens 11,037 10
01/02/2009 12:56 PM

Come on, don't make fun of the poor bag lady.

BillSalamie 65,924 8
01/02/2009 07:37 PM

Old bag.

KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey 50,447 11
01/02/2009 09:47 PM

 "Well, don't come crying to me when the aliens have accessed your brain and taken over your body!"

Sarah, Fine in 09! 30,476 5
01/02/2009 11:47 PM

A riot later ensured when Mrs. Frumps 13 feral cats escaped of our her carpetbag and started attacking people.

Brubert 392 5
01/03/2009 04:45 AM

In Russia, plastic bag puts YOU in IT!!

Dogs Akimbo 158,693 11
01/03/2009 05:01 AM

Someone's thrown out a perfectly good babushka.

Et tu, Phlambe? 103,325 13
01/03/2009 08:48 AM

In Russia, plastic bag puts YOU in IT!!

I have this tiny feeling you don't quite understand the soviet russia equation.

Test Tube Baby 816 3
01/03/2009 09:46 AM

Who needs a scarf when you can recycle your trash bag AND Go Green at the same time.

Chit 163,898 10
01/03/2009 10:12 AM

And I see Olive, and Gertrude, and Alma, and Penelope.

That little twat, Penelope...

BobJohnson, Bond Villain #3 165,520 10
01/04/2009 05:38 AM

 There are "turnip found in grocery bag looks like virgin Mary" stories and then there are "turnip found in grocery bag looks like virgin Mary" stories.

Whistler Hussein McManus 141,607 23
01/05/2009 08:10 AM

There could be a valid reason for wearing a plastic grocery bag as a hat.  Let's say you're about to walk two dogs at once in a pouring rainstorm, and you have an appropriate coat for the weather, but not a hat.  You need both hands for leashes, which rules out an umbrella.  But you have the plastic grocery bags, which you save for picking up the dogs' poops.  Instant rain hat!

Okay.  I have done this.  But I stopped when my wife started calling me "Wino Man."

thevelveturd 4,931 3
01/06/2009 11:10 PM

A polka dot blouse under a grey jacket?!! Ta-rash-ee...

Brubert 392 5
01/07/2009 03:02 AM

It matches the polka dot on her face!

NeutronDance 0 2
01/07/2009 07:40 AM

Beehive on a budget

I do love pudding pops 938 5
01/07/2009 12:06 PM

That distinguishing shapely hair hiding beneath that clever hat disguise can only mean one thing....My friends, it seems we have found Elvis! He lives!

Chit 163,898 10
01/07/2009 12:35 PM

 Cheap Hat...when worn just a little bit lower on the head...instantly becomes peoples exhibit #1 in the insurance payoff case.





 Soooo unfair... Grammy just didn't want her hair to frizz...



 

chicken nipples 2,135 5
01/10/2009 02:34 AM

By putting a plastic bag on her head, Phillis hoped that her ex-Husband(the gentleman with the pink scarf) wouldn't see her and discover that she too was in line for the 3rd annual Del Monte sponsored Creamed Corn Orgy of '09.

Egg MacGuffin 0 2
01/13/2009 08:19 PM

Scene from the low-budget sequel, "W For Whateva"

Mr Crabs 276 3
01/13/2009 10:11 PM

On being a mother Cindy Crawford says she especially likes embarassing her kids at school functions.

Fratberry 219,200 13
01/13/2009 10:30 PM

Batgirl did not age gracefully.

Fratberry 219,200 13
01/13/2009 10:31 PM

Portable gloryhole

Deck The Pram 53,496 11
01/14/2009 05:52 AM

The grocery clerk asked if she would like a bag for her tumor... She said yes.

TomServo 3,733 5
01/15/2009 01:19 PM

 Well you have to hand it to this lady.... She is doing everything she can to get laid... She has worked on her beauty spot ala Cindy Crawford, and she has already put a bag on her head.

If she has a case of beer under there somewhere I think most of us would Coleridge her

Johnny B 0 2
01/19/2009 10:59 PM

"Dammit! That bitch told me this was the Janitorial Service convention!"

Chit 163,898 10 puts on his ZZ Top beard, cheap sunglasses, and sings
01/20/2009 12:01 AM

Cause every geezer's crazy about a sharp dressed hag.

 

Devil Man 29 2
01/22/2009 08:59 AM

On this edition of 'Where Are They Now?" we visit The Wicked Witch of the West who is now living under the Brooklyn Bridge.

Devil Man 29 2
01/22/2009 02:44 PM

Taking the phrase be "GLAD" way too seriously.