Batmans mother tried to blend in at the grand opening of the new yarn store.

"Nice to mole you... meet you. Nice to meet you, Mole".

but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole. 

"These are the same extensions Beyonce wears?"



"Oh yes Ms. Rubenstein, the best money can buy."

Bagger to HQ, Bagger to HQ: I think my left visor is malfunctioning. The nanolens unit must have fallen off sometime during the approach phase.

To paraphrase...

"Ma'am, you gotta panty on your head."

Come on, don't make fun of the poor bag lady.

Old bag.

 "Well, don't come crying to me when the aliens have accessed your brain and taken over your body!"

A riot later ensured when Mrs. Frumps 13 feral cats escaped of our her carpetbag and started attacking people.

In Russia, plastic bag puts YOU in IT!!

Someone's thrown out a perfectly good babushka.

In Russia, plastic bag puts YOU in IT!!

I have this tiny feeling you don't quite understand the soviet russia equation.

Who needs a scarf when you can recycle your trash bag AND Go Green at the same time.

And I see Olive, and Gertrude, and Alma, and Penelope.

That little twat, Penelope...

 There are "turnip found in grocery bag looks like virgin Mary" stories and then there are "turnip found in grocery bag looks like virgin Mary" stories.

There could be a valid reason for wearing a plastic grocery bag as a hat.  Let's say you're about to walk two dogs at once in a pouring rainstorm, and you have an appropriate coat for the weather, but not a hat.  You need both hands for leashes, which rules out an umbrella.  But you have the plastic grocery bags, which you save for picking up the dogs' poops.  Instant rain hat!

Okay.  I have done this.  But I stopped when my wife started calling me "Wino Man."

A polka dot blouse under a grey jacket?!! Ta-rash-ee...

It matches the polka dot on her face!

Beehive on a budget

That distinguishing shapely hair hiding beneath that clever hat disguise can only mean one thing....My friends, it seems we have found Elvis! He lives!

 Cheap Hat...when worn just a little bit lower on the head...instantly becomes peoples exhibit #1 in the insurance payoff case.





 Soooo unfair... Grammy just didn't want her hair to frizz...



 

By putting a plastic bag on her head, Phillis hoped that her ex-Husband(the gentleman with the pink scarf) wouldn't see her and discover that she too was in line for the 3rd annual Del Monte sponsored Creamed Corn Orgy of '09.

Scene from the low-budget sequel, "W For Whateva"

On being a mother Cindy Crawford says she especially likes embarassing her kids at school functions.

Batgirl did not age gracefully.

Portable gloryhole

The grocery clerk asked if she would like a bag for her tumor... She said yes.

 Well you have to hand it to this lady.... She is doing everything she can to get laid... She has worked on her beauty spot ala Cindy Crawford, and she has already put a bag on her head.

If she has a case of beer under there somewhere I think most of us would Coleridge her

"Dammit! That bitch told me this was the Janitorial Service convention!"

Cause every geezer's crazy about a sharp dressed hag.

 

On this edition of 'Where Are They Now?" we visit The Wicked Witch of the West who is now living under the Brooklyn Bridge.

Taking the phrase be "GLAD" way too seriously.