... And weasels, racoons marmosets and possibly mailmen

thevelveturd 6,553 10
01/19/2009 08:34 AM

Flabradore Retriever

crazyeights 12 5
01/19/2009 08:46 AM

utterly pawthetic

Cruz : Pyrophile 9,993 12
01/19/2009 09:30 AM

He clearly has an alsatiable appetitie

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
01/19/2009 10:02 AM

Timmy fell down the well. Yeah, that's what happened. He fell down the well.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
01/19/2009 10:24 AM

And the number one sign that the current recession isn't as bad as the great depression...

stevens 225 7
01/19/2009 10:29 AM

Following financial difficulties, McDonalds broadens its client demographic

xentar 473 7
01/19/2009 11:24 AM

Well, kids, that's what happens if you hold your farts for too long...

Et tu, Phlambe? 131,068 34
01/19/2009 11:30 AM

Weebles wobble but they don't... uh, nevermind.

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
01/19/2009 11:31 AM

Skipper experiences a brief lathargic period, after eating his daily hippopotamus.

MadeInThailand 37 5
01/19/2009 01:54 PM

Feed the dog more they said...

Mung Champ 35,891 35
01/19/2009 02:05 PM

Just one day left! 

Chit 178,781 15
01/19/2009 02:05 PM

 Yea...sure I'm well fed, but I haven't been able to lick my own balls in over two years.

Decked in Holly Priestess, FaRARARA 58,948 29
01/19/2009 02:08 PM

That's is a fat dog. I've seen fatter.

Chit 178,781 15
01/19/2009 02:08 PM

Hell, most of the time I can't even see who is sniffing my ass. 

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
01/19/2009 02:54 PM

The obvious answer to all of Frat's cats.

chicken nipples 2,207 7
01/19/2009 04:21 PM

PETA's latest outrage has come in light of the new Dogskin Beanbag Chair pictured above.

Thud 68,506 19
01/19/2009 06:38 PM

You know that saying about how dogs end up resembling their owners?

Say hello to Hammerhead's dog.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
01/19/2009 06:57 PM

Is that a real dog, or one of Briham's carvings? He does a mean paint job. Not as mean as Hammerhead, though.

Pubah 56,813 18
01/19/2009 07:07 PM

Soon to be Ex-President Bush auditions for his next job...Rock Star

Somebody forgot to tell him to bite the Kittens Head, not it's Ass. 

Pubah 56,813 18
01/20/2009 08:56 PM

Ozzie! Am I doin this right?

Pubah 56,813 18
01/20/2009 08:57 PM

To the chagrin of Ms Bush, embarrassing photos surface of her husband eating Poe.

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
01/20/2009 09:48 PM

Ozzie! Am I doin this right?

Ummmm, not so much.  No.

Whistler Hussein McManus 186,130 44
01/20/2009 10:07 PM

That decides it.  When my dog dies, I'm having him (over)stuffed and made into an ottoman.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/21/2009 12:44 PM

Fail.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
01/21/2009 02:58 PM

And here's the Poe he ate.

Devil Man 32 5
01/21/2009 10:48 PM

"Look, after smoking a bowl I saw the Oreos on the Kitchen counter alright?! I saw the Frost-ing Oreos! They were talkin' to me I tell ya! I ate the goddamn Oreos!!!

peoriagrace 6,166 11
01/22/2009 08:39 AM

Looks like they didn't forget the gravy.

thevelveturd 6,553 10
01/22/2009 03:28 PM

I would like to make a caption for the fat cat picture.

" Hey Phan, this is sure to be best tanksgiving eva!!"

Mac, the Infamous Stupid Humor Man. 26 4
01/23/2009 03:22 PM

What economic reccession? The same damn food is handed to me 10 times a day. You're all just whiners.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
01/24/2009 04:55 AM

Go ahead and laugh. I can still make it up the stairs you sonuvabitch.

Suzette Crepe 28 7
01/24/2009 08:34 PM

"Shut up, I'm starting the GigaCleanse tomorrow."

Pubah 56,813 18
01/25/2009 11:10 AM

-Shameless Plug-

The US Postal Service now has stamps commemorating Poe.

So all you lovers of Poe, go out and buy a sheet or two.

At Fourty Two cent's a each, it'll be the cheapest Poe you've ever bought.

tuituiman 175 7
01/28/2009 03:23 PM

It's Glandular!

Moshe the Beadle 11 4
02/01/2009 12:58 AM

Big Business wouldn't hold Woofie down, he decided that he'd just be bigger.

panicBoy 313 9
02/02/2009 11:58 AM

Has anyone seen my lipstick?

Delicious & British, it's Marmite! 12,955 12
02/02/2009 04:28 PM

Is it VERY wrong that I find those tubby little kitty-nips quite sexy?

spleendingo 157 7
02/04/2009 02:27 AM

Rosie O'Donnell says "Dogs do not look like their owners.....until the 300 pound mark"

Rocko614 0 4
02/08/2009 05:54 PM

How did i fit into the picture?

Pubah 56,813 18
02/08/2009 06:00 PM

You're a Poe?

tuituiman 175 7
02/19/2009 09:54 PM

 Oh Dear... Shouldn't walk near the air compressor when little Timmy's around.

(try a straw with a frog! It really works).

Cranky 571 8
02/20/2009 08:53 AM

Aw, screw that Octomom, I'll show that b!tch what a litter really looks like.

Pubah 56,813 18
02/20/2009 10:04 AM

If America dosen't come through like she expected, she can eat a couple of em to tide her over...

KatDawg 10,055 11
03/07/2011 12:30 PM

You can laugh all you want, but that dog can feed an entire starving village in Laos.

BisectYouAll 5,200 15
03/07/2011 02:25 PM

What the hell!?!?!?!?

Hey "responsible" dog owner! Cut your pooch back to half a bag a day, would ya? Christ! Do you have to carry him outside when he Shakespeares, or do you just settle for cleaning up after him when he drops one in front of the TV? Of course, I'm sure the owner is as fit as a fiddle too.

Poor pooch.

Drewcifer aka Dicko 46,326 58
03/07/2011 08:19 PM

She still has a pretty face and a great personality.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/07/2011 09:03 PM

This thread has my second funniest post in it.

I am happy that my funniest is, "Yeah, stay away from that Lobster chick, she's Frost-ing psyco."