The Devil Mans Book Club: (All Books by Devil Man)

Books for Children:

1. Fun Facts About Crack




2. Why You Should Kick Daddy Repeatedly Between The Legs




3. Outlets: And What To Put In Them




4. The Sharper The Better




5. The Monster Under Your Bed Is Only The Manifestation Of Mommy And Daddy's Wrong Doings Coming Back To Punish You For Their Mistakes






6. The Monster In The Closet Is A Idea Placed In Your Head By Daddy So He'll Have The Opportunity To Be The Hero By Making The Monster Go Away With The Magic Words "Boogie Boogie mother-Froster!"




7. Daddy Steals Your Food When He Is Alone With Mommy While You're Sleeping




8. If You Don't Succeed In Life There Is Always Suicide




9. Why You Still Get Cookies From The Babysitter Even Though They Hate You




10. Candy From Strangers: Go For It

General Book Ideas

1. Thumbs Down To The Brown: A Practical Guide To Anus Bleaching




2. The Extensive History Of The Poptart: A American Delicacy




3. Why Masturbation Makes You Go Blind (Available Only In Braille)




4. "No, Not Like That Stupid!": A Beginners Manual To Serial Killing For The Mentally Defective




5. Dragon Ball-Z Shirts: Why You Deserve To Be Murdered In A Grocery Store If You Wear One Past The Age Of Twelve




6. A Book With One Page: But It Has A Really Great Synopsis!




7. Vagina and The Gas Mask: A Romance Novel




8. Purple, Hard and Stiff: A Biography Of Rigamortis (pervert)




9. Open Up And Say "AH": Why You Should Never Let A Dentist Named "Richard" Administer Nitrous Oxide




10. The Birds Went North and All The Bees Are Killers: The Reason Teenage Boys Watch Porn and Grow Up To Be The Men Who Love It

Self-help Books:

1. How To Shape Your Scrotum Into Looking Like Rasputin



2. How To Cure Yourself Of Clamidia With A Blow Torch, Milk Dud and Plastic Spoon



3. Combo Package For Couples: Book 1 - Morons Guide To Beating The Shakespeare Out Of Your Girlfriend. Book 2 - How To Kill Your Boyfriend For Hitting You.



4. How To Eat Chili With A Small Piece Of Cellophane



5. How To Watch Porn Without Masturbating...........................Within The First 30 Seconds.



6. How To Properly Bribe A United States Congressmen



7. How To Reverse Engineer A Slinky



8. How Not To Get Caught Slamming A 17 inch 1 Foot In Diameter Dildo Into Your Vagina At Grandmas Christmas Party



9. Become A Professional Carjacker In Only 30 Days



10. How To Turn 2 Strips Of Bacon and Peach Jelly Into A First-Aid Kit

And much much more!

Mung Champ 35,891 35
01/26/2009 02:39 PM

Have you checked out this and this ?

Just Chance 171,275 14
01/26/2009 03:29 PM

Mung, I really liked your second book link. Helicopter helicopter vroom vroom vroom!

Devil Man 32 5
01/26/2009 09:29 PM

I have a habit of right-clicking links before actually clicking on them, and yes I have been to the first, and I don't think I wanna go to the second.

Le Ravos 63,472 21
01/27/2009 06:25 AM

I don't think I wanna go to the second.

Oh yes you do! The music is pretty catchy.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
01/27/2009 08:45 AM

I have a habit of right-clicking links before actually clicking on them, and yes I have been to the first, and I don't think I wanna go to the second.

You have a habit of...Opening the link in a new window, Opening the link in a new tab, bookmarking the link, saving the link, sending the link, copying the link, or looking at the properties for the link?

Most of us just mouse over...