"I don't want anything else, when I think about Live I cut myself"

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
01/27/2009 10:23 AM

EMO + NO = ENO

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
01/27/2009 10:40 AM

On second thought, he looks like he's sucking on a thermometer..

 Maybe he has E MONO!

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
01/27/2009 12:10 PM

Maybe he's eating another emo kid.  What a fatass !    And that hair...if he's going to get anybody to take him serious he's going to need blue, pink, green or some other outragious color instead of that pathetic homestyle blond highlight job.

thevelveturd 6,553 10
01/27/2009 12:24 PM

Squirrel, you better hope he takes his meds. When he gets home from school and sees this he's either going to spiral into a deep depression or develop a psycotic obsession. The look in his eye that you can see is a little scary.  Can you be traced from your Zug profile? Lord I hope not.

Just Chance 171,275 14
01/27/2009 02:07 PM

Seriously, how old is this kid? He should not be here. This website exceeds his moral tolerance.

Stuttering Sq-q-q-uirrel 53,270 54
01/27/2009 02:42 PM

 Can you be traced from your Zug profile? Lord I hope not.

I'm not to worried about it. I don't think he can cross the street by himself yet, let alone the country.

Mac, the Infamous Stupid Humor Man. 26 4
01/27/2009 03:03 PM

Hey guess what?

Frost you!

I am officially done with this site, because of faggots like you.

I'm taking that pic down and you can all suck a big hairy Coleridge.

Just Chance 171,275 14
01/27/2009 03:05 PM

Wow, its not so funny when the jokes about you huh? Dude you need to chill.

Mac, the Infamous Stupid Humor Man. 26 4
01/27/2009 03:07 PM

There's a difference between humor and harrasment and you don't seem to know what that is.

I love myself and that's what sets me apart from you, you Frost bag. You obviously have issues, because otherwise you wouldn't bother people like me.

But that's it. I'm done.

No more signing in to zug.

ever.

I hope you're proud of yourself you piece of Shakespeare.

I hope you're all proud.

mothcleaner 4,106 10
01/27/2009 03:12 PM

I love myself and that's what sets me apart from you,

Yeah, because we all know gabbers aren't also frequent masterbators.

But that's it. I'm done.

No more signing in to zug.

ever.

I hope you're proud of yourself you piece of Shakespeare.

I hope you're all proud.

wow, try to get attention much?

thevelveturd 6,553 10
01/27/2009 03:40 PM

No more signing in to zug.

ever.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Next time be funny.

chicken nipples 2,207 7
01/27/2009 03:53 PM

Wow, Mac just lost at least 2,000,000 points in my book. 

Lesson in life man... if people make fun of you, crying about it will only bring about more fun making. 

thevelveturd 6,553 10
01/27/2009 04:02 PM

This kids story is a prime reason why it's a good idea to follow the advice given when you first sign up for Zug. Hang back, read a few threads, get a feel for the type of humor it's all about, don't go posting every thought that goes through your head, and first and foremost,  BE FUNNY.  Odds are if your peer group isn't laughing at what you say on a regular basis, funny isn't your thing. So stick to your myspace blog. Oh.. and that reminds me. Unless you really want to be the object of ridicule,  don't post a link to your myspace page. Really Mac , you were asking for it.

MadeInThailand 37 5
01/27/2009 04:09 PM

He looks like he is 14...Oh and Mac it's not harassment to post someones picture on a website that they have already released on the internet. Don't you know that? Now if they obtained your phone number and repeatedly made threatening phone calls to you THAT would be harassment.

Whistler Hussein McManus 186,130 44
01/27/2009 04:47 PM

Lighten up, Mac.

If people here really didn't like you, you would be gone already.  You're underage, and have made no secret of it.  ZuG policy is over 18 only.  If anyone compained to John, he would have banned you.  No one complained, so no one hates you.

Also, you are emo, you are chubby, and your hair is ridiculous*.  You should develop skin at least half the thickness of your subcutaneous fat or you'll never survive high school.

*Everyone on this site is a fatass.  Heck, everyone on the whole internet is a fatass.  Except Filly.  And every interesting adult went through a ridiculous hair/retarded subculture phase as a kid.  So when they make fun of you, they're laughing at themselves as well.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
01/27/2009 04:53 PM

 Seriously, how old is this kid? He should not be here. This website exceeds his moral tolerance.

*breaks into song*

He is 14 going on 15,

likes his hair real long,

and if you catch him

alone you'll see him

playing with his dong

Stuttering Sq-q-q-uirrel 53,270 54
01/27/2009 05:51 PM

A year ago, I used to get just as upset as Emopotomas here.

Now, not so much.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
01/27/2009 06:03 PM

And every interesting adult went through a ridiculous hair/retarded subculture phase as a kid

I didn't... I was just a nerd as a kid. It wasn't until I was an adult that I went through a ridiculous hairtarded subculture phase. Even shaved my eyebrows, dyed my hair, and bleached huge open sores into my scalp.

I looked like this: 

The best part is that I had to go to work the next day. First time I ever saw anyone puke in their Slurpee.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
01/27/2009 10:16 PM

I sometimes sob quietly to myself while watching those Bad News Bears movies. Does that make me emo?

Stuttering Sq-q-q-uirrel 53,270 54
01/28/2009 01:34 PM

I sometimes sob quietly to myself while watching those Bad News Bears movies. Does that make me emo?

Not if you were a child actor in one of them, otherwise, yes.

Cajun- fried Lobster 18,570 33
01/28/2009 05:25 PM

Who is this kid? He's so chubby, I could lock him in my basement for days without feeding him and he still wouldn't die. When you're done with him, can I have him? Please, Billyboy, pretty please?

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
01/28/2009 10:22 PM

Oh, I get it.  This is one of those pranks by John to see if we're paying attention.  Personally, i'm not a

tattletale and don't care that he's underage.  That's his problem.  Poor confused child... why in Frost's name

would he rather hang out here than be with kids his own age.   How pathetic is that ? 

Devil Man 32 5
01/28/2009 11:20 PM

If Mac was a toy, he'd be Tickle Me Emo.

Thud 68,506 19
01/28/2009 11:51 PM

No more signing in to zug.

ever.

So it's emo no mo'?

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
01/29/2009 01:07 AM

If Mac was a toy he'd be Dickhead Emu

                                                   or

                                              Asshat Emu

                                                   or

                                              Needstogetalife Emu

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
01/29/2009 11:04 AM

chicken nipples Member Since 2008 Current Ranking 106

• Bio:STUPID



• Country:STUPID (USA)



• Birthday: 08-04-1996 UNDERAGE,*fire engine siren*
  
  

ZUGZ Received and Given: Received:   Given:       xJACK Shakespeare = 0Zugz x 0 = 0Zugz Frost YOU   xNOTHING = 0Zugz x 0 = 0Zugz EAT AN ASS x NADA = 0Zugz x 0 = 0Zugz ORB US x 7 = 14Zugz x 0 = 0Zugz LOSER x ^BIG DEAL = 0Zugz

You know.. It goes both ways.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42 plays Madlibs with Mac's words
01/29/2009 11:08 AM

Mac, the Infamous Stupid Humor Man. 01/27/2009 03:07 PM

There's a difference between humor and STRAWBERRY SYRUP and you don't seem to know what that is.

I love myself and that's what sets me apart from WOOD, you CARRY ON bag. You obviously have issues, because otherwise you wouldn't bother INVALIDS like me.

But that's it. I'm BANANAS.

No more signing in to TEH INTERNETS.

ever.

I hope you're proud of yourself you piece of CHOCOLATE.

I hope you're all RELIEVED.

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
01/29/2009 11:15 AM

All of you underagers better watch it.  There's a new sheriff in town and his name is Pram.

chicken nipples 2,207 7
01/29/2009 11:33 AM

@Pram

I hate to break it to ya.  But I'm actually 24.  Nowhere on my profile does it say I was born in '96.  Nice try though.  And I'm sure some people here will remember that I've been having a problem having my orbs actually being accounted for when I receive less than 4 per click.  I've accumulated quite a bit more than my profile actually shows when you look at my funniest posts.  

chicken nipples 2,207 7
01/29/2009 11:40 AM

And by the way... none of my given zugz have been accounted for either.  If I see something I like, I will never hesitate to click.  Watch.. I'll even give everyone on this post 5 zugz and we'll see if they show up on my profile.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
01/29/2009 11:40 AM

Hey guys, it's Barney!

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
01/29/2009 11:45 AM

Look out ya'll we got us a live one and she's feisty.  Chickens i like you cuz you stand your ground.  Pram, for Frost's sake why did you say she was born in 1996 ?   Hello  answer me DAMMIT!

chicken nipples 2,207 7
01/29/2009 11:50 AM

Look out ya'll we got us a live one and she's he's feisty.  Chickens i like you cuz you stand your ground.  Pram, for Frost's sake why did you say she he was born in 1996 ?   Hello  answer me DAMMIT!

*cough cough*

Funny thing is.. I always assumed Pram was a girl too.

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
01/29/2009 12:00 PM

Sorry Chickens dumbass that I am.  Apparently I was in the assume mode.  Sticking both feet and my keyboard in my mouth now.  As for Pram I'm pretty sure he is of the male persuasion but at this point i'm not betting the farm on anything.  Please carry on you are doing a magnificent job.

chicken nipples 2,207 7
01/29/2009 12:24 PM

That settles it.  Pram's a guy.  Girls only emit rainbows and strawberries from their tertiary love hole.

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
01/29/2009 12:41 PM

Pram I see you being a fart bucket over there.  I'm going to stay upwind of you.