Shopping for something sweet to give to someone sweet on that St V Day, I happened on two rather anti-Valentines on a stick:

Fat Chance

and

No Chance

Strangely, I thought of my favorite round assed SheGabber.

Anyway, can you think of any other 'mood killers' one might give to the stalker in their lives?

Chit 178,781 15
02/03/2009 07:29 PM

 "Restraining Order"

Am I playing right?

Pubah 56,813 18
02/03/2009 07:29 PM

-Ignored again-

Ahhh, all is normal in the Universe

Back to Life - Back to Reality

Pubah 56,813 18
02/03/2009 07:30 PM

Pubah respect your efforts...

Chit 178,781 15
02/03/2009 07:34 PM

How about,

 



You Are My 3rd Choice



  Be Mine!!

 

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
02/03/2009 07:35 PM

You'll do until something better shows up.

Shouldn't be long now.

Chit 178,781 15
02/03/2009 07:36 PM

 Due to the economy...this year I'm going for EASY!!



  Be My Valentine.



 

spleendingo 157 7
02/03/2009 07:40 PM

Nothing says "love" like a gift certificate to a colon cleansing spa.

Believe me, it's worth the extra $50 for the "hot mayonnaise" treatment.

Pubah 56,813 18
02/03/2009 07:41 PM

Your Boobs are too small...I'm throwing you back.

Bahh Humbug...I only want sex

Move! The Lakers are still on

Midgets 96,128 48
02/03/2009 07:43 PM

<i>Fat Chance...

....Strangely, I thought of my favorite round assed SheGabber</i>

You are in SO much trouble.

Assuming she can put down the box of Twinkies and waddle to the computer.

Pubah 56,813 18
02/03/2009 07:43 PM

Nothin says "Ah shaddup" like a ball gag.

Chit 178,781 15
02/03/2009 07:46 PM

You are wearing my favorite scent.... MONISTAT®  

Pubah 56,813 18
02/03/2009 07:46 PM

Chance know Pubah like Chancephatass

To some, Twinkies are a contraceptive...

But to Chance, Twinkies are a aphrodesiac...

Eat up, Mon Ami

spleendingo 157 7
02/03/2009 07:51 PM

Twinkies came to us from the gods. We shouldn't tempt hell by belittling their yumminess.

Or their superiority to Ding Dongs

Chit 178,781 15
02/03/2009 07:55 PM

Luckily, you are just my type.



AVAILABLE!

 

Thud 68,506 19
02/03/2009 08:01 PM

The test results came back negative.

Be my Valentine.

spleendingo 157 7
02/03/2009 08:04 PM

Your sister is only a LITTLE hotter than you.

Be Mine.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/03/2009 08:05 PM

Give her a punch in the face.

 I'm sure you'll think of a reason.

Midgets 96,128 48
02/03/2009 08:06 PM

"Does your sister really do that thing with the tennis ball? No? Then would you be me my Valentine?"

I know it's a little long but maybe it would be good for a Halmark.

Hey, that one works too!

Pubah 56,813 18
02/03/2009 08:08 PM

Wonders when the SheGabbers will lend perspective to this thread...

You'll do...Buy me a drink!

Midgets 96,128 48
02/03/2009 08:08 PM

"I've done dumber things, but.."

Pubah 56,813 18
02/03/2009 08:14 PM

The first date wasn't that good...No flowers for you

Pubah 56,813 18
02/03/2009 08:17 PM

Ah, that was fun...Good night

Pubah 56,813 18
02/03/2009 08:56 PM

I've got (insert STD or ) Crabbs.  Wanna share? 

peoriagrace 6,166 11
02/04/2009 05:03 AM

All of you please be my Valentine? Put together you guys are like One Ok sort of guy.

If we can find 2 more we've got a team.

Le Ravos 63,472 21
02/04/2009 05:38 AM

I know how cozy the trunk is, byut if you'll be my valentine, I might let you out for a little bit.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
02/04/2009 07:13 AM

Spicey sent me this card a couple days ago:

I think Imight send this back:

I love this site.

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
02/04/2009 01:34 PM

Fart Machine

Nothing says I love you like...

Delicious & British, it's Marmite! 12,955 12
02/04/2009 03:48 PM

Your dad was busy turning tricks to feed his crack habit, so I guess I'll just settle for your suppurating scab-ridden Coleridge instead.

Be my Valentine. <3 <3 <3

Cajun- fried Lobster 18,570 33
02/04/2009 03:52 PM

I'm pregnant. You're my Frost-ing Valentine forever now, Emerson.

spleendingo 157 7
02/05/2009 01:38 AM

*"How do I love thee.....let me count the ways....

Missionary

Doggy-style

Reverse Cowgirl

Upside Down From A Ceiling Fan

With Your MILF Mother

Now just pick one and shut the Frost up you nasty, dirty whore."

*actual quotes from my mothers former boyfriend. If my insanity defense is ever questioned, refer to this thread.*

Black lace pajamas 4 4
02/05/2009 09:32 PM

You don't look half bad after ten shots of tequila.

Pubah 56,813 18
02/06/2009 11:40 PM

PFffffffffrrrrrrrrrtttttttt!...Ahhhh...Pfffffffrrrrrrrtttttt...

Rocko614 0 4
02/08/2009 06:50 PM

I don't want to pay you so you better go stand on the corner