I officially announce the "I'll go all Christian Bale on your ass" thread. The premise is simple. Who or what would YOU like to go all Christian Bale on?

In case you're not sure what this means (because you live under the sea or whatever), you can listen to all the profanity filled goodness by clicking the link below. So many f-bombs, so little time.

Christian Bale and the Batman potty mouth

I suggest listening before going to work or talking to your girlfriend. That way you'll have some idea on how to properly humiliate a fellow human being.

Thud 68,506 19
02/04/2009 12:21 AM

That way you'll have some idea on how to properly humiliate a fellow human being.

By recording their tirade/tantrum and posting it on the Internet?

spleendingo 157 7
02/04/2009 12:31 AM

Absolutely! People are not shy about posting pictures of their genitals on the internet. What I want to know is: What would your genitals look like while you're screaming at someone for not looking at your genitals.

I think they would look like this link......except with sight. Angry genitals. Batman gone crazy genitals. This is how you use your nether regions to humiliate another person.

Properly.

Chit 178,781 15
02/04/2009 12:32 AM

I'd like to "go all Christian Bale on" Lilly Tomlin if I were directing her while filming, "I Heart Huckabees"

I think she comes in a close second place.  

I'm suppressed that Dustin Hoffman doesn't beat her down with his purse.

spleendingo 157 7
02/04/2009 01:00 AM

Lily Tomlin is no Rosanne Barr.

But three of her is. I would like to go all Christian Bale on her ass just for never getting a nose job. Or a boob job. I thought the trappings of a Hollywood lifestyle was too much to resist?

That may sound sexist but even Phyllis Diller did it. And NOONE Frosts with Phyllis......noone.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
02/04/2009 05:19 AM

He sounds sooo cute when his accent slips into his cursing.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
02/04/2009 05:20 AM

By the way I'd go see the Angry Genitals Ballet.

Millie 116,988 28
02/04/2009 12:18 PM

I never could stand Christian Bale. I'd go Christian Bale on his ass.  Better yet, I'd just punch him in the face when he started spouting off like that.  He's not so great--you could stick pretty much any other actor his age in any role he's done and they'd be just as good at it.  And less of a dickhead.

Delicious & British, it's Marmite! 12,955 12
02/04/2009 03:57 PM

I'd go all Christian Bale on Christian Bale. Hubbah Hubbah moist panties.....

Cajun- fried Lobster 18,570 33
02/04/2009 04:02 PM

(because you live under the sea or whatever)

Undah da seeeee

Undah da seeee

Dahling eet's bettah

Dahn where eet's wettah

Take eet from meeeee!!!

For Chance.

spleendingo 157 7
02/04/2009 04:15 PM

"He's not so great--you could stick pretty much any other actor his age in any role he's done and they'd be just as good at it."

I humbly disagree. Val Kilmer as Batman was a disgrace to comic book geeks fans everywhere. Christian Bale IS Batman for this generation.

He is a dickhead though. And I bet because of this women everywhere will want some of his angry love making. Chicks dig mad men and serial killers.

I still blame my poor sex life on my parents. They're the ones who stopped me from dissecting that live kitten when I was 4.

I could have been something.....

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/04/2009 04:21 PM

SHUT THE Frost UP ABOUT CHRISTIAN BALE! This country is jobless, and its parking lots smell like Mexico. We have more important things to worry about than some rich Frosto who only has money because we go see his awesome movies.

mothcleaner 4,106 10
02/04/2009 04:21 PM

am i doing this right?

















for stoobid people: (it's a cross "christian" made of bales of hay

KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey 128,392 98
02/04/2009 04:22 PM

Pram, you're really bringing down the rest of us that have jobs with all your "job-less" talk. Mmm-kay?

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
02/04/2009 04:23 PM

Sic Christian Bale on the government.  He'll shut up when they start fixing the problems.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/04/2009 04:32 PM

Pram, you're really bringing down the rest of us that have jobs with all your "job-less" talk. Mmm-kay?

Hey, I have a job, too. And it still sucks- but it's more stable and recession-proof than the so-called "real" jobs.

And I'm not kidding about this country smelling like Mexico. What the Frost. Everywhere I go, there are fumes from burrito vomit and farts. It's inescapable.

As a matter of fact, the only places that don't smell like Mexico are Mexican restaurants. I'm not even gonna go into what those smell like.

spleendingo 157 7
02/04/2009 04:40 PM

Pram is right about the smell. I wish we had more illegal Italian immagrints.

Pasta and wine fart smell would be way better.

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
02/04/2009 04:44 PM

Mexicans send all their smelly money back to Mexico.  Not helpful with boosting the economy.  I call it anal rape.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/04/2009 04:55 PM

I agree; that's why the Amero would totally screw them over. The U.S. , Mexico, and Canada would all be one big happy country with smelly money.

Millie 116,988 28
02/04/2009 06:29 PM

I said "any other actor his age".  Val Kilmer is not his age--older.  And Val Kilmer also sucks.  I hate both of them and think that their self-importance and smugness ruins every role they play.  Don't get me started on Tom Cruise.





No one has a right to have a tantrum like that.  It's ridiculous and I'm glad it's getting played all over the place now because he deserves to be humiliated. 



That having been said, I do like Alec Baldwin, even though he called his daughter a selfish little pig or whatever.

spleendingo 157 7
02/04/2009 06:39 PM

To tell you the truth Millie, I didn't know Val Kilmer was even alive anymore.

But if he dies and stops aging, eventually he and Christian will be the same age. So I'm kind of right.....right?

And Tom Cruise is the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard so watch what you say. When he and his alien forces own the Earth, there will be paybacks.

Sippin Straw 98,019 37
02/04/2009 10:27 PM

I humbly disagree. Val Kilmer as Batman was a disgrace to comic book geeks fans everywhere.

Meh, it wasn't really Val Kilmer's fault so much as it was the script and pretty much the entire concept of the movie.  The first one with Michael Keaton was good, but it got more and more ridiculous over time.  Having said that, I think the only Val Kilmer role I enjoyed was The Saint. 

 I like Christian Bale well enough as Batman, but most of the time he annoys me.  If he messes up the John Connor role, I will definitely go Millie on him.  And lets face it, going Millie on someone is more fun than going Christian Bale on them.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/05/2009 12:05 AM

I don't want to go Christian Bale on anyone. I want to go Jennifer Tilly.

On Gina Gershon.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/05/2009 12:07 AM

All.

spleendingo 157 7
02/05/2009 12:21 AM

I would never exploit women because of their boobs or vaginas. I would only exploit them because of their complete hatred towards me. It happens more than you would think.

But I will always watch when there's hot woman on woman action.

Enjoy

Le Ravos 63,472 21
02/05/2009 07:24 AM

If he messes up the John Connor role, I will definitely go Millie on him.  And lets face it, going Millie on someone is more fun than going Christian Bale on them.

Yea! Get all apathetic and stuff!

Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/05/2009 08:16 AM

Clickies for using the term "potty mouth".  Men who speak like thirty year-old soccermoms are hot!

I'm Danielle... Bitch! 82 6
02/05/2009 09:25 AM

Didn't Val Kilmer play Jim Morrison in the Doors movie? That movie was pretty good. In terms of Batman, I heard Kilmer sucked, but the one with George Clooney wasn't that great either...

peoriagrace 6,166 11
02/05/2009 12:43 PM

Everyone has the right to get angry and yell on occasion; though it's best if children aren't present. Otherwise you find yourself pushing your 4yr. old angel,  in the kids shopping cart with a car while she honks the horn and yells GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU ShakespeareHEADS. Yes,  I have a problem with cursing while driving. I put sailors to shame.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
02/05/2009 12:44 PM

Mothcleaner that is Brillant!

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
02/05/2009 05:25 PM

Peoriagrace you are going to have to video that for you tube.   Teach them while they're young I say.

Keep up the good work.

spleendingo 157 7
02/06/2009 03:40 AM

Clickies for using the term "potty mouth".  Men who speak like thirty year-old soccermoms are hot!

Men who speak like thirty year-old soccermoms are my key demographic.

Actually my ONLY demographic.

Ok, I have no demographics. Thanks for the Clickies.....is that like the crabbies? Because those are only nice until I start rubbing...

Just Chance 171,275 14
02/06/2009 04:37 AM

Lobster, you keep this up and I might have to start liking you.

I have a reputation to uphold here! Geez!