GO SEE CORALINE at your local movie theater!!!

I will love you forever.

Thud 68,506 19
02/04/2009 05:54 PM

Are you in it?

Humphrey 51,764 12
02/04/2009 06:02 PM

Is she the dumpy teenager than hands out the popcorn?

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/04/2009 09:00 PM

Nope, I'm not in it- but I almost got to work on it! Awesome film, the whole thing was shot right down the street from... Uhhh, I mean, three towns away from my house!

spleendingo 157 7
02/04/2009 09:20 PM

I am certainly for any movie that will traumatize children indefinitely.

But are we ready for your everlasting love? That is the real question here.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/04/2009 10:41 PM

YES!!! Choose love. It's part of Change.

spleendingo 157 7
02/04/2009 11:33 PM

Finding love on here is like finding a virgin at a whore house.

Oh...wait...

Thud 68,506 19
02/04/2009 11:48 PM

Finding love on here is like finding a virgin at a whore house.

Uh, spleeny, hate to break it to you, there have been at least three Gabber marriages (people who met through Gab).  Plus there's BlueLep and his unrequited love lust for Lobster, BIG and Erika or Filly (in his dreams), Sage and lots of passes having been made, the list goes on.

Check the histories.  Start in Volume 3, the first two are mostly about soup.

spleendingo 157 7
02/05/2009 12:33 AM

Are you trying to say there's hope for me THUD? That the girl(s) of my dreams (porn fantasy) could be lurking here this very moment?

Will I no longer have to use the special "Gold Bond" for chaffing of the penis due to rough, chapped right hand?

You have given me hope. Thank you. Mother Theresa would thank you also....if she wasn't all dead and Shakespeare.

My penis would thank you also if it could type. But it can't. It can only ring doorbells when my hands are full. You hear that ladies? RING DOORBELLS!

Forgive my lies. They're all I have left.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/05/2009 01:11 AM

Please don't say there's hope for her, my misogynistic streak would be dashed.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/05/2009 01:12 AM

Him. Frost.

spleendingo 157 7
02/05/2009 01:20 AM

Why, oh why, would you take the last hope a man has for the sake of your misogynistic streak Pram?

The streak in my underwear has no ill intentions towards you. It only wants your happiness and your sweet, sweet man-love.

Please allow the hope to happen.

spleendingo 157 7
02/05/2009 02:07 AM

Deck the Pram speaks in tongues and projectile vomits pea soup

Soooo...is that a "yes"?!?

'Cause I KNOW that's at least a "maybe".

I think we should just go out together and get turned down by hot chicks at the same time.

For authenticity's sake.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/05/2009 09:22 AM

HUH-UH.

chicken nipples 2,207 7
02/05/2009 11:54 AM

My penis would thank you also if it could type.

Amateur.  I can operate a can opener with mine.

Taco Murderface Murderface 61,976 36
02/05/2009 12:53 PM

...what the hell is going on in here?

thevelveturd 6,553 10
02/05/2009 01:03 PM

...what the hell is going on in here?

I'm not sure but I think Spleen just made Pram very uncomfortable and maybe a little confused.  I think I have a man crush.  Spleeney =dreamy.

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
02/05/2009 01:14 PM

Uh oh Taco's here and Spleenie it looks like you got some splainin to do. 

Make sure your will is up to date.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
02/05/2009 01:19 PM

Chickens can it stir a pot? Or how about cleaning out the pipes?

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/05/2009 01:26 PM

Really? You should work the can opener with it, thus freeing up your fingers to be fed into the gears.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/05/2009 01:27 PM

Huh. I knew I shouldn't have taken three hours to click submit.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/05/2009 01:30 PM

Huh. I knew I shouldn't have taken two hours to click submit.

spleendingo 157 7
02/06/2009 12:11 AM

Just to clarify. That wasn't me talking. It was the Viagra. Being the cheap bastard that I am, I actually bought the street version called "Vagin-gra".

Here's a tip: If you have an erection lasting over 4 hours and you call the number they give you and the people ask for a picture to "verify" your condition while they're laughing hysterically in the background.......they may not be scientists or doctors.

They may actually be employees of a phone bank service that sells pirated porn DVD's in their spare time.

In all fairness, it wasn't just my fault. Pram's avatar was looking at me with that "special" stare.

So I guess that "love me forever" thing is over now?!?

Thud 68,506 19
02/06/2009 12:20 AM

...what the hell is going on in here?

Appears to be a SA meeting.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/06/2009 12:18 PM

I'm a gonna  see the moooovie in a few shakes of an epileptic. Will let you know how it goes.

Stuttering Sq-q-q-uirrel 53,270 54
02/06/2009 12:31 PM

You do that Pram. Oh, and stop off at the McDonalds afterwards, get a happy meal and play on the playground.

Chit 178,781 15
02/06/2009 01:13 PM

I laughed my ass off at the commercial last night.



  Towards the end, they have some testimonials from various reviewers and one of them said, "The best movie I ever saw...in 3D"





Oops...that "in 3D" part kind of narrows the field down a little bit, doesn't it?  



 I could very easily see the best 3D movie that I have ever seen, and still think that it was complete Shakespeare.  







I think I'm going to wait until someone other than Pram reviews it, and then wait until it comes on HBO to not watch it.

 

Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/06/2009 01:36 PM

The best movie I ever saw...in 3D

Wow. And it's got some stiff competition from great movies like Jaws 3 and Amityville 3. And let's not forget Friday the 13th Part 3.

thevelveturd 6,553 10
02/06/2009 04:29 PM

Not to mention Spy Kids 3D.  It's like I could reach out and touch the suck.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/06/2009 10:00 PM

Ok Chit, since you asked for it.... a comparison.

spleendingo 157 7
02/06/2009 11:39 PM

Don't leave us in suspense Pram. Give us your review.

I was going to go see it. But you went back on your "love you forever" quote.

Always the bridesmaid.....

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/07/2009 12:07 AM

Suck me, it was AWESOME!!!

spleendingo 157 7
02/07/2009 12:33 AM

I will actually go see it this weekend.

I'm not obligated to the "Suck me" remark.

But I knew you loved me.

Chit 178,781 15
02/07/2009 12:47 AM

I just have to comment on this line: I'm not in it- but I almost got to work on it!





It reminded me of my favorite scene from a Leave it to Beaver episode.



 Larry Mondello came running down the stairs crying and wanted to go home early from a sleepover at the Beaver's house.  



He was met at the bottom of the stairs by June, (Mom) and told her, "The beaver socked me in the stomach, right where I ALMOST had my operation."







See...Shakespeare like that just doesn't have a shelf life to me.

 

BC Bud, shows whats in his pants 13,792 15 farts
02/07/2009 01:01 AM

sorry

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/08/2009 09:59 AM

I'll take the fart over the Chit any day.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/08/2009 10:00 AM

See...Shakespeare like that just doesn't have a shelf life to me

It does when you make connections from it..

You damn dick!

Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/08/2009 11:12 AM

 my favorite scene from a Leave it to Beaver episode.

 

Ooh!  Mine was the one where Beaver got trapped in the giant cup on the billboard. Or when they broke the window on Ward's car and kept it rolled down so he wouldn't know, but then he fooled them all by secretly having it replaced, and then when he rolled up the window they almost Shakespeare themselves.

God, I need to get a life.

Chit 178,781 15
02/08/2009 12:29 PM

Ooh! Mine was the one where Beaver got trapped in the giant cup on the billboard.





Yea... Eddie Haskell gets all the credit for being the slippery one on that series, but that Whitey was a manipulative little bastard as well.

 

Cajun- fried Lobster 18,570 33
02/08/2009 07:51 PM

I'm kinda glad I missed all this as it was happening.