What the Frost is this ad all about?











Pick the bell pepper that most resembles the life choice that you see yourself making...





You know, after rehab and everything.



 

spleendingo 157 7
02/07/2009 01:14 AM

They conveniently left out "Masturbatory Life Coach"

Discrimination sucks.

Anh is here. 11,158 14
02/07/2009 01:29 AM

It's clearly some type of weak humor involving visual puns. For example:

Criminal Justice = Sergeant Pepper

Health Care = Dr. Pepper

Business = Pepper Pie?

See it's pretty nonsensical.

Chit 178,781 15
02/07/2009 02:10 AM

Ok...Very good weed hopper Anh, but what the hell are they trying to tell us in this one?











Eat a psychedelic mushroom and burrow down to find your underground degree and the gopher's fortune.





WTF?





Help me out here, will ya?

 

You know the two guys that won the Doritos Super Bowl commercial contest?



Well, this obviously ain't them!!!



 

spleendingo 157 7
02/07/2009 02:40 AM

It's obviously THIS WOMAN'S DOING

Seems she's already setting up her own personal "stimulis package" for her screaming monkeys with online advertising.

By the way, did I ever mention how children are just God's way of saying "Frost You" for 18 years? And if they're into video games and masturbation, perhaps up to 40 years.

Just ask my mom.

Black lace pajamas 4 4
02/07/2009 11:19 AM

I asked her last night. After complimenting me on my sexual prowess, she concurred wholeheartedly.

Anh is here. 11,158 14
02/07/2009 11:52 AM

Chit, I have no Frost-ing clue what that underground colony is, but it's mocking me with its Viet Cong tunnel references.

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
02/07/2009 09:53 PM

The tunnels are built by the worker ants.  So I guess you're supposed to eat the magic mushroom & morph from the worker ant, slaving away, dragging food around that weighs one trillion times your own body weight, ('cause you're vitrtually weightless), into a CEO.

spleendingo 157 7
02/08/2009 12:16 AM

I asked her last night. After complimenting me on my sexual prowess, she concurred wholeheartedly.

HAHA....now I know you're lying because I had her last night.

Who's the loser now HAHA!

Oh. Wait.......

The Mailman 176,464 56
02/08/2009 03:39 PM

I am currently getting banner ads on ZUG for my own employer, which is pretty cool, because this way I can surf ZUG from work, and if I caught, say that I am doing quality control for our marketing department.



(And before you ask, no, my employer is not "Smiley Central" or "Shoot the target for a free gift, Inc.")

Black lace pajamas 4 4
02/08/2009 07:02 PM

HAHA....now I know you're lying because I had her last night.

Who's the loser now HAHA!

Oh. Wait.......

Holy Shakespeare! That was YOU? I thought it was just the dog humping my leg.