You know, evil comes in many forms, be it a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin. But you can't let the package hide the pudding. Evil is just plain bad. You don't cotton to it. You gotta smack it on the nose with the rolled up newspaper of goodness. Bad dog! Bad dog!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/07/2009 06:34 PM

Please note-

This thread is a parody thread, and not a very good one. On top of that, what I am referencing is something that I don't expect too many people to know. So for those of you that are confused or bored by this thread, consider yourself lucky, because it means that your brain doesn't work the same way mine does.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/07/2009 06:39 PM

Also, I someone in this world loved me enough to make me one of these.

You wouldn't lie to me, would you, Little Wooden Boy?

Black lace pajamas 4 4
02/07/2009 10:20 PM

Show me where Stalin is burried and I'll show you a communist plot.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/07/2009 10:23 PM

Enjoy your first ever side-splitting rating. I do enjoy good word play.

Pubah 56,813 18
02/07/2009 10:38 PM

Me thinks TTJane needs a hug...

Come to Pubah...and I'll tell you where to get one

manhole 21,656 29
02/07/2009 11:35 PM

There is no spoon.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/09/2009 08:45 AM

Bumpity for a friend.

Le Ravos 63,472 21
02/09/2009 08:46 AM

There is a spoon. Last I heard, he was hanging around back alleys and hanging with a tough crowd. Yea, he was hanging tough.

Millie 116,988 28
02/09/2009 02:06 PM

That must have been after he ran away with The Dish.  I heard they broke up.

GrammarNazi 954 5
02/09/2009 02:24 PM

Geez, I thought this thread was about spooning.

I like spooning.

dammitthedog 127 5
02/09/2009 02:44 PM

This thread...... It reminds me of Ticks

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/09/2009 07:50 PM

You've couldn't be damnitthehampster ? You had to be damnitthedog?

Thud 68,506 19
02/09/2009 07:51 PM

Wait, dammithedog isn't related to you?

So confused now.  Thanks.

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
02/09/2009 08:02 PM

Hampsta's lack that gangsta factor.

Thud 68,506 19
02/09/2009 08:08 PM

Hampsta cut off his own junk.  How hardcore was that?

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/09/2009 08:42 PM

Do you think he shouted out, "Damnitthehamsta's gone!"

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/09/2009 08:43 PM

That must have been after he ran away with The Dish

daisypie?

dammitthedog 127 5
02/09/2009 10:01 PM

You've couldn't be damnitthehampster ? You had to be damnitthedog?

Yes. Dammitthehampster is just not dignified.

Plus a hampster can't get put down, because he assaulted people, unless he somehow nibbles your genitals off.

Anh is here. 11,158 14
02/09/2009 10:13 PM

This one can!

dammitthedog 127 5
02/09/2009 10:14 PM

 A tad late on the viral video spam?

Anh is here. 11,158 14
02/09/2009 10:18 PM

Go lick a toilet bowl.

spleendingo 157 7
02/10/2009 04:05 AM

man-eating cow

Since Anna Nicole is dead, I'm assuming you've met my ex wife?

Le Ravos 63,472 21
02/10/2009 04:06 AM

That must have been after he ran away with The Dish.  I heard they broke up.

Yea, Spoon didn't handle the break-up well and decided to drown his sorrows with drugs, alcohol and possible prostitutes. When he finally came out of his rut, it was too late...he had Hep. A.

dammitthedog 127 5
02/10/2009 07:02 AM

so none of you know what the title is a reference to?

Le Ravos 63,472 21
02/10/2009 07:22 AM

The Tick.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/10/2009 07:51 AM

so none of you know what the title is a reference to?

TTJ's weirdness?

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
02/10/2009 11:43 AM

E=MC 2

Jane is a genius you retardos.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
02/10/2009 12:09 PM

Yeah I like the little butterfly dude.