Spoil movies and/or books for everyone else! Name characters if you want, but don't name the actual movie or book you are spoiling, this way you can't be accused of spoiling anything.

Or if you like it better, make something up and post fake spoilers. I'll start:



"Dumbledore dies."



"The ship sinks."



"Frodo gets genital herpes from Gollum."

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
02/08/2009 03:37 PM

Rosebud was his sled.

Festive Filly 39,193 20
02/08/2009 03:46 PM

Liam Neeson is the Frost-ing man!  Ok, so not a spoiler, but still true.  He's like Jason Bourne, but killing 3 times as many people.  Badass.

Anh is here. 11,158 14
02/08/2009 03:54 PM

It's made from people!

BC Bud, shows whats in his pants 13,792 15
02/08/2009 04:05 PM

she swallowed

Midgets 96,128 48
02/08/2009 04:09 PM

she swallowed

Not the spoiler for Rock Lobsters life, in case you were wondering.

Midgets 96,128 48
02/08/2009 04:10 PM

The presure of being the first psuedo-black president caused him to commit suicide via 48 self inflicted gun shot wounds.

Chit 178,781 15
02/08/2009 04:19 PM

The Empire struck back. 

Chit 178,781 15
02/08/2009 04:35 PM

The chick that he's in love with ends up having a penis.











AND HE DOESN'T EVEN MIND!!

 

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/08/2009 05:21 PM

The cripple is Keyser Soze.

Pubah 56,813 18
02/08/2009 05:46 PM

"Redrum" is Murder spelled backwards

He puts all the bombs on one bus and killes the infidel boss 

Fratberry 283,028 53
02/08/2009 05:58 PM

Jack Black swallows the gravy.

Et tu, Phlambe? 131,068 34
02/08/2009 06:07 PM

The boogaloo was electric.

Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/08/2009 06:24 PM

Jordy LaForge changes his name to Toby and enters the profitable world of Sharecropping.

manhole 21,656 29
02/08/2009 06:28 PM

He shot his eye out.

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
02/08/2009 06:29 PM

Padmé Amidala takes it up the ass from Jar Jar Binks.

Thud 68,506 19
02/08/2009 07:30 PM

It was all a dream.

</generic spoiler>

Dryole Nod 5 4
02/08/2009 07:30 PM

Juliet and Romeo both die.

It was all because THE GIRL WAS PREGNANT!

Whistler Hussein McManus 186,130 44
02/08/2009 07:49 PM

Jamal wins 20 million rupees and gets the girl, but then they find out that 20 million rupees is about $74 U.S. and end up living in the train station, where they stage daily reenactments of the last scene in Footloose.

Cajun- fried Lobster 18,570 33
02/08/2009 07:59 PM

The Half-Blood Prince is Voldemort.

Elphaba had a son.

Jesus never brings the pork chops.

GrammarNazi 954 5
02/08/2009 09:18 PM

The main character(s) were really dead.

Chit 178,781 15
02/08/2009 09:31 PM

  Marsellus Wallace goes all medieval on his ass, but we don't get to watch it.

Ohh...and the "BMF" wallet belongs to Jules. 

Chit 178,781 15
02/08/2009 09:46 PM

He plays some ping pong and has an EXCEPTIONAL life for a retard.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/08/2009 09:50 PM

The purple lights spell out "ZUG".

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/08/2009 09:50 PM

I know it's technically a sporting event, but it still qualifies because it was shown on TV.

Chit 178,781 15
02/08/2009 10:08 PM

I know it's technically a sporting event, but it still qualifies because it was shown on TV.





In what universe?

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/08/2009 10:31 PM

Freddy gets fingered.

With his own glove!

Whistler Hussein McManus 186,130 44
02/08/2009 10:39 PM

Marisa Tomei puts her clothes back on and Randy does the Ram Jam on the Ayatollah.

dammitthedog 127 5
02/08/2009 10:53 PM

 The Dog Dies

He never finds the girl from baywatch

Dale and Brennon live successful lives

Voldemort was gay for Harry

Pubah 56,813 18
02/09/2009 12:54 AM

She gets cancer and dies...Bette Midler raises her daughter

I am Ironman!

peoriagrace 6,166 11
02/09/2009 01:16 AM

The daughter did it and they found out cause her perm was not washed out!

spleendingo 157 7
02/09/2009 02:24 AM

It was old Mr. Clark. And he would have gotten away with it to. If it wasn't for you meddling kids.

Bruce Willis is a ghost. (Not only in that movie, but pretty much in real life right now).

Julia Roberts is a whore. (given away at the beginning when she sucks a Coleridge for 5 dollars)

Batman errr, I mean anonymous unnamed hero wins. (Even if it is Toby McGuire. Only Hollywood could make Spiderman look gay).

Tom Cruise is a huge douche bag. (Basically any movie Tom Cruise has been in, so I guess that's not a spoiler).

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/09/2009 03:32 AM

Marisa Tomei puts her clothes back on and Randy does the Ram Jam on the Ayatollah.

GOD DAMN IT WHISTLER, I REALLY WANTED TO SEE THAT MOVIE! 

Le Ravos 63,472 21
02/09/2009 04:44 AM

There were no ghosts, turns out she was just insane the entire time.

Whistler Hussein McManus 186,130 44
02/09/2009 05:17 AM

It's still worth seeing, Pram.  I mean, if I say Marisa Tomei puts her clothes back on, that must mean that at some point she has them off, right?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/09/2009 08:39 AM

The call was coming from inside the house.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/09/2009 08:42 AM

He burns Little Wooden Boy to escape.

Le Ravos 63,472 21
02/09/2009 08:45 AM

Jesus gets nailed to a cross, and dies. He comes back later though.

thevelveturd 6,553 10
02/09/2009 09:41 AM

M. Knight Shamalamadingdong  disappoints you yet again.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/09/2009 11:56 AM

It's still worth seeing, Pram.  I mean, if I say Marisa Tomei puts her clothes back on, that must mean that at some point she has them off, right?

Oh, yeah. I don't care about that though.

The Mailman 176,464 56
02/09/2009 12:05 PM

Oh, yeah. I don't care about that though.



You prefer those movies where Matthew McConaughey is never wearing a shirt, right?

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/09/2009 01:22 PM

The fat man Shakespeare on a bus.

thevelveturd 6,553 10
02/09/2009 01:56 PM

"Someone Shakespeare on the coats!!!"

dammitthedog 127 5
02/09/2009 02:47 PM

He pulls the most epic manuver ever seen in the penis-showing game.

thevelveturd 6,553 10
02/09/2009 03:09 PM

 He She pulls the most epic manuver ever seen in the penis-shblowing game.

Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/09/2009 03:11 PM

She puts the lotion on her skin and does not get the hose.

Dropkick Brody 43,090 12
02/09/2009 03:32 PM

There was no spoon.

I'm Danielle... Bitch! 82 6
02/09/2009 04:03 PM

Brad & Janet get married after the house gets beamed up to transexual transylvania

Thud 68,506 19
02/09/2009 06:06 PM

Danielle, you and I need to hang out.

BC Bud, shows whats in his pants 13,792 15
02/09/2009 08:18 PM

Brad & Janet get married after the house gets beamed up to transexual transylvania

Danielle, you and I need to hang out

THUD, is it the transexual part the you have in common?

Thud 68,506 19
02/09/2009 09:10 PM

Not the thing I was thinking of, but who knows?  I might be a tranasexual and not even know it.

Pubah 56,813 18
02/09/2009 09:13 PM

The Aliens die after drinking the water

It's a Cookbook

Le Ravos 63,472 21
02/10/2009 04:09 AM

She puts the lotion on her skin and does not get the hose.

...again.

I'm Danielle... Bitch! 82 6
02/10/2009 02:52 PM

Danielle, you and I need to hang out.

Thud, did you know there was a Rocky Horror sequel? I've seen it, but it was very disappointing. For my 30th this year, I want to go to a midnight showing dressed as Columbia.

Thud 68,506 19
02/10/2009 05:58 PM

I've seen and shadowcasted the sequel.  We even performed it with one of the cast members of the movie in the audience.

kremlinjoe 2 4
02/10/2009 06:07 PM

In the end, the Devil loses

Le Ravos 63,472 21
02/11/2009 04:17 AM

I want to go to a midnight showing dressed as Columbia.

I'm Idaho!

I'm Danielle... Bitch! 82 6
02/11/2009 09:05 AM

I've seen and shadowcasted the sequel.  We even performed it with one of the cast members of the movie in the audience.

Thud, which cast member? Ok I really tried to love the sequel, but I think that maybe I was expecting something too similar. I think I have to watch it again and try to not expect the same thing as Rocky Horror.

Thud 68,506 19
02/11/2009 05:49 PM

Danielle, email me if you want the whole story.

Hairy Lobster 18,570 33
02/11/2009 05:52 PM

The daughter gets returned safely and the hypocrisy of Interpol is unearthed, leaving room for a sequel.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/11/2009 06:26 PM

Debra Winger dies and Shirley McLaine is left to raise her kids. Jack Nicholson moves away.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/11/2009 06:48 PM

The man in the yellow hat is arrested for bestiality.

Hairy Lobster 18,570 33 sobs hysterically
02/12/2009 08:31 AM

That's a lie, dogs. Take it back!

The man in the yellow hat had nothing but platonic brothely love for the monkey. Like in Philadelphia.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/12/2009 11:31 PM

Jughead freaks out and murders Veronica's family in the basement.