before you faggots ruined it

Thud 68,506 19
02/10/2009 11:52 PM

Oh, crap!  You really got us.  You brought the funny in a way no longer seen.

Frost-ing douchebag.

john hagrave 1 4
02/10/2009 11:54 PM

here's the difference between me and the rest of you people

I'm not trying to be funny

I'm actually quite serious

You all are trying desperatly to be funny and consistantly failing

The Mailman 176,464 56
02/11/2009 12:13 AM

I'm not trying to be funny



Duly noted. We'll keep you in mind for when this site becomes an emo poetry resource center.

john hagrave 1 4
02/11/2009 02:13 AM

so unfunny, so very unfunny

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
02/11/2009 03:18 AM

Hey you !   Frosthead.  Yeah, you John Hagrave.  So, you've been a member say, what 5 minutes and you're running your mouth like this?     Can't wait for the real John Hargrave to see this.   You'll turn out to be one of those losers that was banned already.  

Yer BUSTED DUMBASS.  NOW TAKE IT BACK TO HOB  BEFORE I SHOOT YOU FULL OF BUCKSHOT.

Le Ravos 63,472 21
02/11/2009 04:03 AM

Can't wait for the real John Hargrave to see this. 

This thread doesn't have the keywords 'viagra' or 'colon' so I doubt he will notice.

Well, I guess it does contain those keywords now, so it would seem the joke is on you hagrave.

I'm Danielle... Bitch! 82 6
02/11/2009 09:09 AM

"I'm not trying to be funny"



Duly noted. We'll keep you in mind for when this site becomes an emo poetry resource center.

Yes there is a God! But seriously... this made me laugh for some reason today. Keep the funny coming please!

Stuttering Sq-q-q-uirrel 53,270 54
02/11/2009 10:45 AM

here's the difference between me and the rest of you people

I'm not trying to be funny

I'm actually quite serious

You all are trying desperatly to be funny and consistantly failing

 I'm a retard who wants attention, all of you on the other hand, are quite gregarous and I hate you for it.

Fixed!

I'm in a fixing mood today!

Le Ravos 63,472 21
02/11/2009 11:10 AM

It has been far too long since I've seen the word gregarious used. I've been neglecting it.

The Stranger in the Raincoat 2 4
02/11/2009 11:13 AM

I remember when you used to be funny... Oh wait, you never were.

Le Ravos 63,472 21 cries
02/11/2009 11:15 AM

Why must you say such hurtful things to me?

The Stranger in the Raincoat 2 4
02/11/2009 11:21 AM

 Oh Ravos, a hug for you. It was that cheap rip off of a comedian I was referring to.

john hagrave 1 4
02/11/2009 11:52 AM

been here 5 minutes? I've been coming to this site since 2001 faggot

Stuttering Sq-q-q-uirrel 53,270 54
02/11/2009 11:57 AM

been here 5 minutes? I've been coming to this site since 2001 faggot

Wow, you must be extremly funny, looking at all those zugs you have!

Retard!

Le Ravos 63,472 21
02/11/2009 11:58 AM

john hagrave

Member Since 2009

Yea...2001.

Stuttering Sq-q-q-uirrel 53,270 54
02/11/2009 12:02 PM

I remember when this website used to be funny

Live is ruining Gab?

john hagrave 1 4
02/11/2009 12:27 PM

yeah 2001 you know there is more to zug.com than this gay forum

john hagrave 1 4
02/11/2009 12:27 PM

and idc how many 'zugs' I have it's just one big circlejerk anyway

Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/11/2009 12:35 PM

I'm in a fixing mood today!

Do you know anything about laminate floors?  I would pay you. All the peanut butter flavored Combos you can eat!

Stuttering Sq-q-q-uirrel 53,270 54
02/11/2009 12:37 PM

and idc how many 'zugs' I have it's just one big circlejerk anyway

And yet, you are still here, hoping and praying to god that people will click the uneducated, grammatically incorrect drivel that you keep posting.

Gonzo 20,522 17 walks in.  Looks around.  Shakes head.
02/11/2009 12:37 PM

Just go, dipShakespeare.  Your trolling and imping are not appreciated.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/11/2009 12:55 PM

You'll turn out to be one of those losers that was banned already.

I don't think that's possible. Every loser is a snowflake, each unlike the one before...

john hagrave 1 4
02/11/2009 01:00 PM

listen I'm trying to Frost-ing help you people you're so terribly nf and you don't even know it. do you think I want to post here no I most certainly do not but this is like charity to me I guess

Stuttering Sq-q-q-uirrel 53,270 54
02/11/2009 01:47 PM

I, being the nice person that I am, am going to help you.

This is what you wrote:

listen I'm trying to Frost-ing help you people you're so terribly nf and you don't even know it. do you think I want to post here no I most certainly do not but this is like charity to me I guess

This is how it should have been wrote:

Listen, I'm trying to Frost-ing help you people You're so terribly not funny and you don't even know it. Do you think I want to post here? No, I most certainly do not but I guess this is like charity to me.

And this is what you meant:

I figured out how to turn on my Uncles computer, was looking up fart jokes to tell the other kids and found this site. I thought it might be humorous to type a bunch of random Shakespeare and then I can use the other peoples responses to make myself look like less of a moron at school...........I wish people liked me...

Thank me for helping you. Dick head!

Bill

mothcleaner 4,106 10
02/11/2009 01:47 PM

do you think I want to post here no I most certainly do not



Then stop

ohhh, and.....









STFU NOOB!1!!!1!

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/11/2009 01:50 PM

listen I'm trying to Frost-ing help you people you're so terribly nf

Not fat? Why thank you! We've been watching our figure.

Stuttering Sq-q-q-uirrel 53,270 54
02/11/2009 01:52 PM

I thought it meant, "needing Falafels".

Deck the Pram 80,728 42 stuffs his face with pancakes
02/11/2009 01:52 PM

I can't commit!.

dammitthedog 127 5
02/11/2009 02:02 PM

 Will the Real John Hargrave, please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/11/2009 02:04 PM

This is what you wrote:

listen I'm trying to Frost-ing help you people you're so terribly nf and you don't even know it. do you think I want to post here no I meant to get spelling and grammar lessons to hopefully fix my run on sentence problem it is a problem dont say it isnt and my lack of punctuation is Atrocious well see you later I need to go sit in my hug box and eat my feelings.

This is how it should have been wroted: (haha, take that, ya hill-Bill-y!)

Listen, I'm trying to Frost-ing help you people You're so terribly not funny and you don't even know it. Do you think I don't smell like anal detritus? I ate the stuff China girl was rubbing on her face and broke out in my stomach.

And this is what you meant:

I figured out how to turn my Uncle on and use his computer, was looking up incest jokes to tell the other kids and found Cracked. I thought it might be humorous to type a bunch of random Shakespeare and then I can use the other peoples responses to make myself look like an ugly building...........I wish people liked Cracked...

Thank me for helping you!

-Dickead

thevelveturd 6,553 10
02/11/2009 02:07 PM

Wow, I'd rather have Mac the Infamous stupid humor Guy back than listen to this guys idiotic ranting. If we no funny, you no stay. I kinda thought like Hagrave at first; " not funny, big circle jerk" I accused them of being a big self help support group. What I found out was that Gab/live/zug is actually a rarity on the internet. A fairly small community of people shootin the Shakespeare with the intent of adding a little funny to each other's day. A social life for some and for some an escape from their own social life. There are plenty of humor websites out there where one-upsmanship is the goal and they are filled with venom spewing jack-offs like this Hagrave character. If thats what you like,  go there. You've made your point so either be nice or leave.

mothcleaner 4,106 10
02/11/2009 02:19 PM

Wow, I'd rather have Mac the Infamous stupid humor Guy back

It could be him/her  being annoying cause we made fun of him

Delicious & British, it's Marmite! 12,955 12
02/11/2009 02:22 PM

Hagrave?!  What a Frostwit.

dammitthedog 127 5
02/11/2009 02:28 PM

It could be him/her  being annoying cause we made fun of him 

I read past posts and didn't think much of them, but I think it's someone else. 

oh and

DAMN, you guys really were mean to him haha   

dammitthedog 127 5
02/11/2009 02:31 PM

 Actually this website was funny until John Hagrave desided to make a flame-orgy out of himself.

Stuttering Sq-q-q-uirrel 53,270 54
02/11/2009 02:33 PM

Wow, I'd rather have Mac the Infamous stupid humor Guy back

It could be him/her  being annoying cause we made fun of him

Why, whatever do you mean? We don't make fun of people, we constructively criticize other peoples ineptitude.

thevelveturd 6,553 10
02/11/2009 02:45 PM

Where's Spleendingo when you need him?

mothcleaner 4,106 10
02/11/2009 02:56 PM

I find it odd that this hagrave "person" starts trolling the same day that hammerhead decides to log in.

interesting coincidence



on-line within the last hour:

• Gobias


• Fratberry


• Brubert


• Shmaxx


• zero-sum game


• BarneyBites


• Gonzo


• The Stranger in the Raincoat


• UnderWhere?


• KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey


• Hammerhead


• Your What?! Hurts?


• Almonds


• john hagrave


• Gavvo


• potenzmittel


• Kyle1112


• Bean


• Dogs Akimbo


• Shell Belle


• Deck the Pram


• Delicious & BritiShakespeare's Marmite!


• Hydrant-monkey


• Nachos


• redwing


• thevelveturd


• Mung Champ


• mothcleaner


• dammitthedog


• Hairy Lobster


• Jon isn't Very Funny


• Dixie Princess


• Le Ravos


• and the well-dressed
  
  Stuttering Sq-q-q-uirrel

Hairy Lobster 18,570 33
02/11/2009 04:28 PM

Hi Hammerhead! Your secret's safe with me. Do with me what you will, now, but I promise not to tell.

dammitthedog 127 5
02/11/2009 04:39 PM

 Attention John Hagrave:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PaHcZUHI00

Pubah 56,813 18
02/11/2009 08:02 PM

Whomever he was, you chased him off...

Good N00bs... I'd pat you on the head, but but only custom icon GabLivers have that authority.

john hagrave 1 4
02/11/2009 09:57 PM

attn faggot above me

shut the Frost up

Thud 68,506 19
02/11/2009 10:04 PM

attn:  John Hagrave, aka the-crotch, aka wannabe, aka short bus denizen

You keep calling people "faggot".  Why is that?  Do you fear the gays?  I don't really think they are after you, regardless of what the people in your homeroom have been telling you.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
02/11/2009 10:09 PM

The fake john hargrave's mom just paid me $17.50 to take a Shakespeare in her mouth.

john hagrave 1 4
02/11/2009 10:29 PM

I find it's a good general all purpose insult that works well on the internet, would you rather I called you Ogden Nashes?

Et tu, Phlambe? 131,068 34
02/11/2009 10:37 PM

Yes, that will be productive.

john hagrave 1 4
02/11/2009 10:41 PM

ok, you got it

zug.com is full of unfunny elitist Ogden Nashes (not faggots) who all appear to have discovered the internet yesterday and are therefore tickled pink by really Frost-ing old memes

happy now?

Sippin Straw 98,019 37
02/11/2009 10:45 PM

Velveturd made me verklempt.  Don't do it again!

Anyway, I was looking for a graphic appropriate for this thread, and sandwiched right in the middle of what turned out to be quite a large catalog of donotfeedthetroll graphics was this:

Frogpop 173,153 25
02/11/2009 10:56 PM

Calgon, take me away!

BillSalamie 67,057 13
02/11/2009 11:05 PM

This john hargrave is so comedically advanced that I bet he makes millions writing comedy professionally.  After all, someone so hilarious as to make everyone here look mundane must be putting his brilliance to work in productive endeavors.

I bet he's written at least ten screenplays and novels.

Thud 68,506 19
02/11/2009 11:10 PM

I bet he's written at least ten screenplays and novels.

Probably so, as long as you say "written" and don't mention "published".

Pubah 56,813 18
02/11/2009 11:12 PM

-Shakespeares on the Hargrave imposter below him-

Keep talking, or shut up...I care not which you do.

But kiss my entire ass and eat a bowl of pubic hair in the mean time.

Pubah go now

john hagrave 1 4
02/11/2009 11:15 PM

oh christ he talks about himself in the third person I am definatly gonna hate this guy

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/11/2009 11:17 PM

I'm a Ogden Nash.

Et tu, Phlambe? 131,068 34
02/11/2009 11:22 PM

Goddammit Dogs, don't feed the aminals.

TomServo 3,759 7
02/12/2009 02:08 AM

Listen I'm trying to Frost-ing help you people you're so terribly nf and you don't even know it. do you think I want to post here no I most certainly do not but this is like charity to me I guess

Charity is not what it used to be.

Le Ravos 63,472 21
02/12/2009 06:56 AM

happy now?

Ecstatic.

Jaggeh the wanderer 860 8
02/12/2009 07:09 AM

tickled pink by really Frost-ing old memes

I really love the one with the techno viking and that website with the dancing hampsters cracks me up every time.

john hagrave 1 4
02/12/2009 07:29 AM

hey look whose thread is still active

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/12/2009 07:55 AM

I miss the dancing hampster.

Jaggeh the wanderer 860 8
02/12/2009 10:43 AM

http://www.hampsterdance.com/images/anin.gif

Gonzo 20,522 17
02/12/2009 12:13 PM

u r l33t, leik JeFF K.!!!!1!

GrammarNazi 954 5
02/12/2009 08:35 PM

Squirrel, you rock today.  I five-orbed you.

VelvetTurd, I've not heard the word "Verklempt" lately.  I'm going to have to find a way to use it in every sentence I speak from now until sundown on Sunday, just for fun.  Clickies to you, too.

John Hagrave (with the missing R and no caps), you suck.  Go frost off and die.

TimmyTheTalkingToilet 11,593 15
02/12/2009 09:54 PM

So, outside of the obvious and all, how's the rest of Gab doing here? 

spleendingo 157 7
02/12/2009 10:31 PM

So, are the females all "faggots" also?

'Cause that would defeat the purpose of the word.

faggot: (pronounced "john hagrave")

1) "A person small of penis and intellect often seen trolling websites for much needed attention that his parents never gave him."

2) "However, the cause of this may be his Uncle Frank gave him way too much attention in the basement, late nights, when noone was looking. You know, as their "special" secret."

3) "A person who can't control his A.D.D. even long enough to type words correctly. I.E. (I'm going to cap⋅i⋅tal⋅ize this next word.....ohhhh look, a shiny penny)

4) "A person everyone else hopes will soon die from having sex with a leper who has herpes"