There aren't enough Challenges these days, except for the John Hargrave win a contest challenges. The Acai berry wine, the erectile dysfunction and the  photoshop Spicy  weight ones. We need to get back to the basics if this site is going to be funny enough to keep the interest of knuckleheads like john hagrave and TomServo.

Here is my Challenge to you; Insult someone!

Insult anyone you want, insult me, insult President Obama, hell you could even insult you own momma. I don't care. As long as its funny. Please folks, don't get upset if you are picked on. This is all in fun.

And, GO you Frost-ing pansies.

Chance wears the Undies around here 171,275 14
02/24/2009 10:38 AM

Can everyone insult themselves? I think I just did posting in this thread.

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02/24/2009 10:46 AM

I'm just insulted that I don't know how to make action tags.

I'M BEIN DISCRIMINATED AGAINST.

Can anybody help a helpless, tired old woman who works on an Alzheimer's Unit?

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
02/24/2009 10:50 AM

I said pay attention to me you elitist crapdidlers you.

I'll just keep posting stupid retarded crap until somebody shows me how to make action tags.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/24/2009 10:53 AM

SMYT and I'm show you some action tags.

I'm Danielle... Bitch! 82 6
02/24/2009 10:56 AM

The day of the Presidential Inaugaration, my friend wasn't in work that day. When he called to check in I asked him if he was off being black today?

He told me to go Frost myself. Yeah my friend is the token black guy in the office. I myself am the token heathen. 

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/24/2009 10:57 AM

And a bitch.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
02/24/2009 10:58 AM

Squirell sucks the black Coleridge of an aids riddled jew as Pram and Mothcleaner watch while cheating on their taxes and littering.   Boooooya.

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02/24/2009 10:58 AM

Does anyone have some boob pics I can borrow to show Bill The Squirrel so we can move on to some actual work here?

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/24/2009 11:00 AM

You want to know who an idiot is? Whoever put my caption contest on the front page with Chits caption and my name under it.

I'm Danielle... Bitch! 82 6
02/24/2009 11:00 AM

And a bitch.

Bill, thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I've been waiting all my life for that. All the years I tried and now I have finally succeeded! I worked so hard at it.

Chance wears the Undies around here 171,275 14
02/24/2009 11:00 AM

Just lift up your pants legs and snap a pic already. Jeez.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54 decides to help the retard
02/24/2009 11:02 AM

use these [brackets]........and go get me a sammich!

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02/24/2009 11:02 AM

Meanie Meanie Meanie I see you holding up your action tag show off. I'm just going to go over and consult with the Unabomber.

Shakespeare I don't even know if he's still alive and I'm too damn lazy to google it.

Way To Go Danielle!!!!!

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/24/2009 11:03 AM

Just lift up your pants legs and snap a pic already. Jeez.

Just. Frost-ing. WOW!

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
02/24/2009 11:05 AM

Thank you and I'm putting down the bottle of retard pills and going to the kitchen to make you a Dagwood sandwich and a beer.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/24/2009 11:07 AM

Test tube,

If     you     put   the      word     action     in      side    these     brackets      [   and   ]         type        your       tag       and          do           the        same     thing       with        /       in      front      of      action     it      will     be     an       action         tag!

Did I type that slow enough for you?

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
02/24/2009 11:08 AM

Chance you're a genius.  I could make them all vomit if I posted a pic of an old man's hairy ass.   Blech.

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02/24/2009 11:14 AM

Bill if you were the chimp on Xanax that went berzerk that the cops killed who would you have attacked.  Be creative and don't say me. 

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/24/2009 11:18 AM

OK, You!

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
02/24/2009 11:25 AM

Asshat go eat your sammich but don't look too closely at the brown mustard.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/24/2009 11:29 AM

 Be creative and don't say me the obvious answer, say something like your wife or Pram or one of the other dipShakespeares typing on this site.. 

Fixed! Say what you mean, you old hag!

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
02/24/2009 11:30 AM

I insult John Hargrave for being john hagrave

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/24/2009 11:31 AM

By the way TTB, don't you have a yarn store grand opening to go to?

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02/24/2009 11:33 AM

This old hag is going to bed now after working all night. Carry on HOB rejects.   Elvirus has left the building.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/24/2009 11:40 AM

Squirell sucks the black Coleridge of an aids riddled jew as Pram and Mothcleaner watch while cheating on their taxes and littering.   Boooooya.

Impressive spelling on your first word always makes your insult look better. Frost-ing cum gobbler!

Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/24/2009 11:47 AM

I used to have an asshat, but I lost it at the circus.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
02/24/2009 11:48 AM

Impressive spelling on your first word always makes your insult look better. Frost-ing cum gobbler!

I'm sorry the L key on my PC keeps sticking every since your wife blew me in my office the other day. I realllly shoullld cllean up better.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/24/2009 11:56 AM

I'm sorry the L key on my PC keeps sticking every since your wife blew me in my office the other day. I realllly shoullld cllean up better.

And I suppose the R key got Frosted up when your boss pulled out of your ass and shot spooge all over your face.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
02/24/2009 12:18 PM

And I suppose the R key got Frosted up when your boss pulled out of your ass and shot spooge all over your face.

Puh-leeeze don't remind me Billy boy. By the way, Sir,  what time am I supposed to come in tomorrow?

Lobster *Butter not included* 18,570 33 laughs maniacally
02/24/2009 04:03 PM

How's this for action tags!!!!!

KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey 128,392 98
02/24/2009 04:06 PM

 This thread make my brain hurt. WHY DO YOU WANT TO HURT ME???

mothcleaner 4,106 10
02/24/2009 04:08 PM

I shall answer you in picture form:

mothcleaner 4,106 10
02/24/2009 04:09 PM

ummm.... i mean, HI Lobster!

mothcleaner 4,106 10
02/24/2009 04:11 PM

damn you kchiki and your thread flow interruption!

KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey 128,392 98
02/24/2009 04:11 PM

 I do it on purpose.

Lobster *Butter not included* 18,570 33
02/24/2009 04:14 PM

I'm KChicki's bitch for the rest of the week, y'all.

mothcleaner 4,106 10
02/24/2009 04:17 PM

I will need photographic proof of said bitch ownership-ness

KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey 128,392 98 cracks her big leather whip.
02/24/2009 04:19 PM

 COOK THAT BEBE GOOD!!!

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/24/2009 05:25 PM

Can everyone insult themselves? I think I just did posting in this thread.

No,  beanbags, you insulted all of us by making us read it.

Pubah 56,813 18
02/24/2009 06:31 PM

Bill may be a squirrel

but he can't get a nut

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/24/2009 08:51 PM

When Taco stands on the tiptoes of her combat boots, she is 3 feet tall.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/24/2009 08:52 PM

Lobster's baby is going to piss his life away, masturbating.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/24/2009 09:37 PM

...to pictures of her pregant body!!

Talk about an oedifatipus complex.

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02/24/2009 11:36 PM

[action] aims slingshot at Bil

Thud 68,506 19 aims to teach TTB action tags
02/24/2009 11:43 PM

You know, they didn't just put the "PREVIEW" button down there for Shakespeares and giggles.

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5 grabs her rifle with the high powered scope and heads for the Bell Tower
02/25/2009 12:00 AM

MAKEMYDAYSUCKAS!!!!!

Pubah 56,813 18 Begins reciting Bible verses whist zeroing in on Test Tube's tower
02/25/2009 01:15 AM

Just hold still another secBLAM!

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5 deftly moves aside avoiding Puba's bullet a la Matrix style
02/25/2009 02:05 AM

Too much masturbation ruins your eyesight. I learned that in Sunday school.

spleendingo 157 7
02/25/2009 03:35 AM

Too much masturbation ruins your eyesight.  I learned that in Sunday school.

So you went to Catholic school.

spleendingo 157 7
02/25/2009 04:05 AM

Listen people. I don't want to insult any of you.

Even if your mother's a bitch, and you're the son of one.

Even if you've given a blowjob behind the 7-11 for your next energy drink fix. It IS the new crack after all.

Even if you are a cum burping gutter slut.

Even if you've been to Mardi Gras and had your penis in a sweaty, smelly, bearded mans mouth because you "needed the beads, man".

Even if the rancid smell from your apartment was, in fact, the rotting dead corpse of that missing chick that was on "America's Most wanted".

Even if on "casual Friday" at work you took it a little too far and showed up naked, drunk, and clutching a picture of Rosie O'Donnell having sexual intercourse with a veg-o-matic and an oversized smokey link.

Even if your parents said they still loved you after being caught Frost-ing a life size version of the "Little Mermaid" action figure.

Even if the phrase "nothing ventured, nothing gained" refers to your first cousin and her tasty, TASTY boobs.

Even if you refer to our newest president as "President Barack", because you think that's his last name. And that makes you a racist Emerson.

I will not insult you. Let the love happen.

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
02/25/2009 05:12 AM

Spleenie we've been seen as going soft around here so we've got to redeem ourselves.  Let the flame throwing bar room brawling begin.

Le Ravos 63,472 21
02/25/2009 07:33 AM

You know, they didn't just put the "PREVIEW" button down there for Shakespeares and giggles.

Yea, and I guess next you're going to try to say the same thing about the search function?

Lobster *Butter not included* 18,570 33
02/25/2009 08:13 AM

Ravos has a small peenie.

Lobster *Butter not included* 18,570 33 giggles to herself
02/25/2009 08:14 AM

I would like to see TTB in a vat of chocolate pudding masturbating to pictures of pre-preggo me.

Who's with me?

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/25/2009 09:21 AM

I would need to see a picture of TTB first. She could be a hairy wombat looking old hag.

I'm Danielle... Bitch! 82 6
02/25/2009 09:53 AM

Why chocolate pudding? Why not tapioca and then, it to unsuspecting passersby and write an article about it.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/25/2009 10:03 AM

Why not tapioca and then, it to unsuspecting passersby and write an article about it.

and then comma it?

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/25/2009 11:20 AM

Spleendingo! You're new. Go sit on a giant razor blade and slowly cleave yourself into two idiots.

Lobster *Butter not included* 18,570 33
02/25/2009 11:32 AM

Pram,

You missed the part where he was instantly accepted for binging teh funneh. Something you have yet to do.

Love

Lobsty

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/25/2009 11:35 AM

Lobster- go suck a Coleridge, but use a condom this time. We don't want you to make babies in your digestive tract. This isn't physiologically possible, but with you, nothing surprises me.

Lobster *Butter not included* 18,570 33
02/25/2009 12:02 PM

Pram

Do you even remember how to use a condom? Or has it been that long since you've been laid? By a human.

Love

Lobsta

I'm Danielle... Bitch! 82 6
02/25/2009 12:15 PM

Bill, I meant to say feed it to unsuspecting passersby and write an article about it. Sorry.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/25/2009 12:22 PM

Pram

Do you even remember how to use a condom

Yes, I tie it around your FACE, pull it back, and let go.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/25/2009 12:24 PM

"oh, SNAP."

Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
02/25/2009 12:28 PM

Put it around your face, pull back....

Somebody's gotta do it.........useless without pictures

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/25/2009 12:39 PM

Ok,

Here's Lobster snoozin' and looking offputtingly boyish...

With a condom. On her face.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/25/2009 12:39 PM

Ok, then. The picture does not want anyone to look at it.

mothcleaner 4,106 10
02/25/2009 01:13 PM

I would like to see TTB in a vat of chocolate pudding masturbating to pictures of pre-preggo me. 



I imagine it going something like this,







or this,

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02/25/2009 01:27 PM

Lobster's in a knife fight.  Love it.  Watching my husband fling a blue crab like a frisbee when it locked down on his finger;  Priceless.

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02/25/2009 09:54 PM

Bumpeded