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Rediculous Rapper Names
A comedy conversation by TheVelveTurd 6,551 10
02/25/2009 05:10 PM 7334 views

Any rapper name, either real or made up that is just Frost-ing stupid.


Examples:    Rymeocerous, HipHopapotomus, Niggalicious, Chamilionaire, Kanye West....etc.


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Rediculous Rapper Names

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(Funniest: Thud,Chance wears the Undies around here,Fratberry)


Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816818
Cruz : Pyrophile 9,950 12
02/25/2009 05:33 PM

Furious Fingal O'Flaherty III : Irelands answer to Eminem

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816819
Phuc 237,453 20
02/25/2009 05:54 PM

Most awesomest: Spoonie G


 


Most lamest: 311

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816824
Chance wears the Undies around here 171,220 14
02/25/2009 06:34 PM

Rymeocerous, HipHopapotomus


 


You and I both know those are rocking rapper names.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816827
TheVelveTurd 6,551 10
02/25/2009 06:57 PM

You and I both know those are rocking rapper names.


I know. Right? You know day spit da illest Shakespeare.

 

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Pubah 54,900 17
02/25/2009 07:42 PM

Suprised no one's used ReHab...


 


 


...yet

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816844
it's me 62 5
02/25/2009 08:39 PM

Cunninlynguists


Gnarls Barkley


Del tha Funkee Homosapien


Da Bush Babees


Shorty Shakespearestain


 


sad but true these are all real

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816845
Juan Campos 1,173 4
02/25/2009 08:42 PM

50 Cent is kind of a ridiculous name, when it comes down to it.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816846
Pubah 54,900 17
02/25/2009 08:50 PM

Especially when he ain't worth a plug nickel

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816847
Thud 66,695 17
02/25/2009 08:52 PM

Pretty much all rapper names are silly.


 


End of thread.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816848
it's me 62 5
02/25/2009 08:59 PM

thud who died and mad in in charge of calling end of thread.........thought thread was over when it's over


 


i guess unless your a fat lady singing


 


http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:3K38kaxwKDylcM:http://rlv.zcache.com/the_fat_lady_sings_card-p137818000530302429qt1t_400.jpg

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816850
Test Tube Baby Now Taking Steroids 828 5
02/25/2009 09:02 PM

Puff Daddy


 


Makes me think of H.R.Puffenstuff

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816851
Juan Campos 1,173 4
02/25/2009 09:03 PM

thud who died and mad in in charge of calling end of thread.........thought thread was over when it's over


 


i guess unless your a fat lady singing


 


http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:3K38kaxwKDylcM:http://rlv.zcache.com/the_fat_lady_sings_card-p137818000530302429qt1t_400.jpg


 


Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

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it's me 62 5
02/25/2009 09:06 PM

just wish i could have gotten the link to work right.............any pointer would be helpful

 

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Juan Campos 1,173 4
02/25/2009 09:10 PM

just wish i could have gotten the link to work right.............any pointer would be helpful


 


Here.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816854
Thud 66,695 17
02/25/2009 09:11 PM

thud who died and mad in in charge of calling end of thread.........thought thread was over when it's over


 


You might want to review the level of current you are using in your therapy.  It seems like it may be a little bit too high.

 

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Juan Campos 1,173 4
02/25/2009 09:12 PM

For a more comprehensive guide, this website is good too.


 

 

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it's me 62 5
02/25/2009 09:16 PM

Thud was that even english cause I have no idea what you just said!


 

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816858
Thud 66,695 17
02/25/2009 09:21 PM

"It's me", a couple of things:


 


1. - Whoosh


 


b. - Punctuation, while is may seem to dislike you, is not really your enemy.  You can work with it.

 

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UnderWhere? 99,723 76
02/25/2009 09:25 PM

I married my husband on 311.  Not the rappers, but the date.


 


zum zum!

 

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it's me 62 5
02/25/2009 09:29 PM

Thud,


     Really when I actually try, I probably have better spelling, grammar and puncuation then you ever could.  Woosh, seriously please tell me your joking right?  


                                                                                                                                  Sincerely,


                                                                                                                                      Just Me


 


     

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816864
Juan Campos 1,173 4
02/25/2009 09:36 PM

Thud, Really when I actually try, I probably have better spelling, grammar and puncuation then you ever could. Woosh, seriously please tell me your joking right? Sincerely, Just Me


 


This is great because even when he's trying to have absurdly good grammar, he's still retarded.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816866
Chit 178,088 15
02/25/2009 09:38 PM

I had a big tall dorky white buddy that used to call himself


 


"The Plain White Wrapper" 

 

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it's me 62 5
02/25/2009 09:53 PM

Juan


 


I may have bigger balls then you and all but I am far from a guy just so you know. As if you can't tell, I am Just Me! 


 


Seems to me this thread isn't over though, far from it it seems though it seems to have gotten well off track

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816877
TheVelveTurd 6,551 10
02/25/2009 10:05 PM

Dad blame it! You confounded kids and  your rapping music.  Ya just love blaring your Scoob Dog and your M@Ms on your Hi- Fi. Disturbing the peace. Well it's not cool....  Dude..... I bet your all hopped up on the pot too...Is it killer? Huh?...gettin fly on the weeds.Yea, I hear ya talkin'.. What the hell is this country coming too??!!

 

Funny 8 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816878
Phuc 237,453 20
02/25/2009 10:09 PM

I came up with the best name for a white rapper from New England: LL Cool Beans.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816879
Thud 66,695 17
02/25/2009 10:10 PM

It's Me or Just Me, whatever your name is, I was going to rebut your statements but realized that I don't give a Shakespeare about you or your opinion.  Please continue with your barely readable crap, it's what you have shown the greatest aptitude for thus far.


 


Or not.  Whatever.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816919
TheVelveTurd 6,551 10
02/26/2009 08:55 AM

Suprised no one's used ReHab...


They all use rehab sooner or later.

 

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KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey 124,281 89
02/26/2009 09:03 AM

Most lamest: 311


SHUT UP!!!

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816934
Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/26/2009 09:36 AM

You might want to review the level of current you are using in your therapy.  It seems like it may be a little bit too high non-lethal.


 


Fixed that for you Thud.

 

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I'm Danielle... Bitch! 82 6
02/26/2009 09:37 AM

K-Fed AKA Former Mr. Britney Spears.


And yes it always seems to come back to her.

 

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Le Ravos 62,361 20
02/26/2009 10:28 AM

Britney watch!

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816948
Le Ravos 62,361 20
02/26/2009 10:29 AM

And I guess the most rediculous rapper would be red man.

 

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Whistler Hussein McManus 183,262 42
02/26/2009 12:53 PM

I think "Old Dirty Bastard" is the greatest pseudonym ever.  And not just because it describes me as well as it did him.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816972
Mothcleaner 3,704 9
02/26/2009 01:21 PM

whisler's rap name: Gitophamylaan

 

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Deck the Pram 78,178 40
02/26/2009 01:31 PM

Chilly Tee.

 

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Jeen Jeeni let herself go! 43,386 49
02/26/2009 02:08 PM

My favorite silly rapper name:

MC Pee Pants in da hizzous!

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1816993
Ironbuttkickinsnork 45,631 12
02/26/2009 04:49 PM

I much prefer the noble Sir Mix-a-Lot, a true gentleman amongst rappers.  A man as honest as a day's labor.


'Tis well known he cannot lie, is it not? 

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1817015
Lobster *Butter not included* 17,427 30
02/26/2009 06:11 PM

Was it he that once got busy in a Burger King bathroom?


 


My vote is Too Short. I wouldn't go admitting that to people.

 

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TheVelveTurd 6,551 10
02/26/2009 09:55 PM

Was it he that once got busy in a Burger King bathroom?


No that was Humpty.


His nose is big like a pickle.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1817047
Pubah 54,900 17
02/26/2009 10:02 PM

We have our own GabLiver Rapper...


...Ice Trae


 

 

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flashx454 6 5
02/27/2009 02:15 AM

DJ skidd marks

 

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Le Ravos 62,361 20
02/27/2009 07:26 AM

DJ Dougg Pound

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1817109
I'm Danielle... Bitch! 82 6
02/27/2009 10:41 AM

Was it he that once got busy in a Burger King bathroom?

No that was Humpty.

His nose is big like a pickle.


OMG! I thought I was the only one who actually liked Digital Underground for that brief time in my life!


My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.

Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.

And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.

I'm steppin' tall, y'all,

and just like Humpty Dumpty

you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.

I like to rhyme,

I like my beats funky,

I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.

 

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1817110
rerednaw eht heggaj 860 7
02/27/2009 10:52 AM

3pac

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1817116
Fratberry 277,318 52
02/27/2009 12:20 PM

I always thought it was weird that so many people on rap albums were named "feat." .

 

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Fratberry 277,318 52
02/27/2009 12:27 PM

Best rapper name:  Kool Moe Dee.  Also probably the best rapper.  Kool Moe Dee was the father of the battle rap AND a college gradumate.

 

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Pubah 54,900 17
02/27/2009 05:47 PM

...I'm sick with this


Crazy Wack Funky


 


I like THAT song, tune, rap...whatever.  Besides that, I couldn't tell you anything else Digital Underground did.

 

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Whistler Hussein McManus 183,262 42
02/27/2009 09:15 PM

I never appreciated the concept behind "chicken" rapper Bawk Bawk McGawk.

 

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Jong iLL 0 3
02/28/2009 09:12 PM

Worst name for a rapper: Danni Luv. There is a rapper by this name.


Runner up: Dj A-Smooth

 

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Juan Campos 1,173 4
02/28/2009 09:20 PM

This isn't technically the rapper's name, but I always thought it was funny when my Irish aunt referred to Eminem as "that Enema fellow."