...unless, apparently, it's on your face.

Here, from one dumb Froster to another, on stereotyping people by what they clamp over their ears and squint out of.





"hey bro, us, being of type one alpha male mentality, should take it upon ourselves to holler out anti-intellectual epithets to anyone whose eyes are either too small or too big for their face, which is further exaggerbated by the lenses in their optical Shakespeare. Let us then mock this species of humanity, and pull their underwear over their heads, bonus if it's dirty underwear or, better still, a jock strap.



 "Yes, my testosterone-diddled comrade! Furthermore, let's just assume that someone is a nerd or incredibly smart because they wear glasses. I mean, it's not obvious to us that people who wear those things can't see without them... So let's make their C-average lives as uncomfortable as possible, despite the fact that they go through life with no Frost-ing peripheral vision or enjoyment they can take from life, because our jock bitch girlfriends (AKA cheerleaders) share our view of this type of person with perfect eyesight since birth."



*they high five and slap eachothers' asses*

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/28/2009 11:15 AM

What I am referring to is, well, I got new glasses.

Hurdy hoodey flurp flurp.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/28/2009 11:35 AM

Should I start an Inane ramblings thread for you?

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/28/2009 11:36 AM

Oh wait, you already did.

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/28/2009 11:45 AM

Don't look now, but I've been told! Why don't you pull your town crier schtick in someone else's thread? This one is for my awesomely nerdy glasses.

BC Bud, shows whats in his pants 13,792 15
02/28/2009 12:55 PM

Pram, are your glasses small or your ears big?

BC Bud, shows whats in his pants 13,792 15
02/28/2009 12:59 PM

Don't look now, but I've been told! Why don't you pull your town crier schtick in someone else's thread? This one is for my awesomely nerdy glasses.

And thank you for explaining what this thread is about, cause frankly Pram, I coulnd't understand what all the babbling in your first post was all about..

So here ya go......

Cruz : Pyrophile 9,993 12
02/28/2009 01:04 PM

Pram, are your glasses small or your ears big?

Enough of your teenage ramblings, just come out and say what you really mean, namely :-

"Pram how would your lips feel wrapped around my shaft ..."

".... Again ?"

Chance wears the Undies around here 171,275 14
02/28/2009 04:59 PM

I HAVE A FACE TOO!

Show-Offy BOY!!

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/28/2009 05:13 PM

Pram, I haven't seen a photo of you in quite a while. You look about 10 years older than in the last photo I saw of you. (Which is a good thing, because you looked about 15 in that one.) I like the glasses, and I like the "stubble" or whatever it's called today. Lookin good, dude.

But seriously, what the hell does that first post mean? I honestly can't understand a word of it.

Pubah 56,813 18
02/28/2009 05:22 PM

Chance,

Your face is much cuter...

But I have to ask.  Have you been abducted by aliens, drank heavy water or visited Chernobyl recently?

Those spots are worrysome.

Whistler Hussein McManus 186,130 44
02/28/2009 07:22 PM

Pram looks handsome and intelligent in that picture.  Which goes to show you how looks can be deceiving.

Chance's name should be changed to Dottie.

Juan Campos 1,173 5
02/28/2009 07:31 PM

Ooh! Ooh! Do me next!

I'm the one on the right.

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/28/2009 07:39 PM

You appear to be wearing iPod earbuds, which means you don't care enough about the chick next to you to stop listening to your music while getting your photo taken with her. Nice.

Also, you have sexy eyes. And the fact that I just said that about an 18-year-old makes me a creppy old lady.

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/28/2009 07:41 PM

I know how to spell, I'm just drunk.

Whistler Hussein McManus 186,130 44
02/28/2009 07:42 PM

You're cute, but you're clearly not Juan Campos.  Those dorky little red bangs are a giveaway.

Also, that girl has nice teeth.

Whistler Hussein McManus 186,130 44
02/28/2009 07:43 PM

Me!

Juan Campos 1,173 5
02/28/2009 08:00 PM

Also, you have sexy eyes. And the fact that I just said that about an 18-year-old makes me a creppy old lady.

Waaaaaiiitt... Aren't you gay?

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/28/2009 08:06 PM

Sheesh... I hate explaining this over and over. I live with another chick, but I like guys, too.

Simple enough, or do you have more questions?

Juan Campos 1,173 5
02/28/2009 08:12 PM

Those dorky little red bangs are a giveaway.

a.) My hair's not red, it just tends towards blond in the front. For years I thought it was naturally like that, until I realized that the Clearasil pads I'd been using on my forehead contain hydrogen peroxide.

b.) My bangs aren't dorky!

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/28/2009 08:28 PM

Sheesh... I hate explaining this over and over. I live with another chick, but I like guys, too.

Simple enough, or do you have more questions?

Yeah, I do have a question. Since you're on the bisexual "Tip" as it were, why is it lesbians don't like penis?

Juan Campos 1,173 5
02/28/2009 08:31 PM

Yeah, I do have a question. Since you're on the bisexual "Tip" as it were, why is it lesbians don't like penis?

I'm not a lesbian per se, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it's the same reason you don't like penis.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/28/2009 08:36 PM

Wow Juan, you just put all this Shakespeare into perspective.

So, how does it feel to be old enough and acceptable at the same time?

Deck the Pram 80,728 42
02/28/2009 09:39 PM

I'm the one on the right.

UNDERAGE FAG.

Juan Campos 1,173 5
02/28/2009 09:43 PM

UNDERAGE FAG.

Not this again!

Lobster *Butter not included* 18,570 33
02/28/2009 11:11 PM

I have a face too!

and a CARTOON face!

Lobster *Butter not included* 18,570 33
02/28/2009 11:12 PM

wow that was big.

Sorry, guys.

Pubah 56,813 18
02/28/2009 11:47 PM

You have cute cheeks and HUGE,  dreamy green eyes...

Lobster *Butter not included* 18,570 33
02/28/2009 11:49 PM

Ugh, I look like I'm 14.

Wait, nevermind.

Juan Campos 1,173 5
03/01/2009 12:15 AM

Ugh, I look like I'm 14.

Actually, you look like a dude.

Old Dirty Bastard McManus 186,130 44
03/01/2009 01:29 AM

You look really blurry.  Have you been drinking?

Test Tube Baby Now Taking Steroids 828 5
03/01/2009 08:50 AM

Pram you look very sauve and debonair with a sophisticated cool cat jazzy expression.

Chance you look like Jodie Foster only better

Whistler all I saw was a red block

Lobster has the prettiest green eyes hands down but I don't think she looks like a guy.

Juan you are just a cutie pie with that red hair and that girl is very pretty. Is she your girlfriend?

Lobster *Butter not included* 18,570 33
03/01/2009 08:57 AM

Juan,

I had just gotten out the hospital from having my tonsils removed in that picture. I was still growing my hair back from boot camp. Thanks for the memories.

Whistler,

The pic wasn't that big on photobucket, and so didn't look near as blurry.

TTB,

You're a peach!

Dissenter 80,728 42
03/01/2009 09:52 AM

I HAVE A FACE TOO!

(this is Pram)

Are you that grainy in real life?

Ditdah 123,110 14
03/01/2009 10:31 AM

Yeah, I do have a question. Since you're on the bisexual "Tip" as it were, why is it lesbians don't like penis?

Well, if you'd like I can get into my own personal theories on sexuality and how we all decide who we're interested in... but for the short verison, Juan's pretty spot-on. You like chicks, and can't imagine wanting to sleep with another guy. (I assume. I don't actually know that.) For a lesbian, it's the same - they like chicks, and can't imagine wanting to sleep with a guy.

I could get into a much deeper discussion, but it doesn't really lead to comedy, so I'll refrain from doing so here.

Plus, too many of you freaks just want to read a girl-on-girl fantasy with photos included, and that creeps me out.

Ditdah 123,110 14
03/01/2009 10:32 AM

Pram, how does it make you feel that a photo of you lead to a discussion of lesbianism?

Wait - never mind. I don't think I want to know the answer to that.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/01/2009 10:36 AM

Plus, too many of you freaks just want to read a girl-on-girl fantasy with photos included, and that creeps me out.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Dissenter 80,728 42
03/01/2009 10:49 AM

Pram, how does it make you feel that a photo of you lead to a discussion of lesbianism?

I feel like Chicken tonight!

Juan Campos 1,173 5
03/01/2009 02:25 PM

Is she your girlfriend?

Nope, just another girl sending me mixed messages.

Pram 80,728 42
03/01/2009 02:37 PM

On Twitter?

Juan Campos 1,173 5
03/01/2009 02:44 PM

On Twitter?

@juan_campos oh wait lets not

about 14 hours ago from twitteriffic

@juan_campos hayy ur sexii lets date

about 17 hours ago from twitteriffic

No, not on Twitter.

dammitthedog 127 5
03/01/2009 04:53 PM

I have a face too 

YOUR EYES!

They stare into my soul and burn it!

Ditdah 123,110 14
03/01/2009 05:37 PM

hayy ur sexii lets date

I would never date anyone, male or female, who wrote this to me.

Jeen Jeeni let herself go! 47,795 51
03/01/2009 05:42 PM

Since everyone's sharing pics and this is a

comedy website, here's a silly pic of myself:

Chit 178,781 15
03/01/2009 06:01 PM

Wow Jeeni, I'm not sure if you are a Howard Stern fan or not, but you couldn't look any more like Eric the Midget in that pic if you tried.





 

Millie 116,988 28
03/01/2009 06:26 PM

Pram, I started reading what you read, but, honestly, I couldn't follow it and it didn't make sense.



However, that's a very nice picture of you.  Trixxie will wet himself.



Also, I have a face, too.  Most people don't notice, though, because my boobs are so magnificent.

Chit 178,781 15
03/01/2009 06:46 PM

Most people don't notice, though, because my boobs are so magnificent.





Woo-Hoo...we're wearin' Millie down!!

 

Jeen Jeeni let herself go! 47,795 51
03/01/2009 07:30 PM

Woo-Hoo...we're wearin' Millie down!!

This "Millie down", is it softer than goose down?

Chit 178,781 15
03/01/2009 07:37 PM

This "Millie down", is it softer than goose down?





Youbetcha!! And it gets erect in snow storms too.



That's what I call a "comforter".

 

Thud 68,506 19
03/01/2009 10:12 PM

I'd post a picture of my face, but there are rules about that kind of image.

Let's just say that those of you who know what I look like, it hasn't changed much.  Those of you who haven't seen a pic of me, you may sleep better for that fact.

Old Dirty Bastard McManus 186,130 44
03/02/2009 01:14 AM

Don't be shy, Thud.  You're a good looking guy.

Am I right?

In his younger days.

And now.

He's one of a kind, ladies.

One more.

Le Ravos 63,472 21
03/02/2009 07:27 AM

Pram you look very sauve and debonair with a sophisticated cool cat jazzy expression.

So in other words Pram, it looks like you had 1 too many lattes at Starbucks, and have taken up slam poetry.

Chance wears the Undies around here 171,275 14
03/02/2009 07:29 AM

Chance you look like Jodie Foster only better

Thanks, I usually get Lindsay Lohan. Blarg!

I'm Danielle... Bitch! 82 6
03/02/2009 09:09 AM

I wanted to share my pic too since everyone was sharing theirs but apparantly the IT dept in head office are a bunch of dicks as they won't let photobucket do it's work on my computer. Frost-ing douchebags!

Anyway, everyone looks good and Pram, love the glasses. You look hipster hot.

Juan Campos 1,173 5
03/02/2009 09:56 AM

I usually get Lindsay Lohan. Blarg!

Ohhh, I see it now! You totally do! Good call on that one.

Pram 80,728 42
03/02/2009 01:21 PM

So in other words Pram, it looks like you had 1 too many lattes at Starbucks, and have taken up slam poetry.

Let's find out if this is true...

RAVOS. You've no huevos. "Dood"!.

Test Tube Baby Now Taking Steroids 828 5
03/03/2009 12:10 PM

I usually get Lindsey Lohan

They need glasses.  That is ridiculous on so many levels.

dangerousbeans 1,172 6
03/03/2009 02:02 PM

Pram, you look like a gayer version of Nick Cage in that pic.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
03/04/2009 02:39 AM

Well, I never thought I'd say this, but here goes:

Pram, you actually look attractive in that photo.

Le Ravos 63,472 21
03/04/2009 08:03 AM

Wow Jade, if that ain't comedy, I don't know what is! Orbs for you!

Ironbuttkickinsnork 45,655 12
03/04/2009 06:51 PM

I don't have a face.

Nor a personality.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
03/04/2009 08:39 PM

I have a face, but my personality is much better.

Thud 68,506 19
03/04/2009 08:54 PM

I have a face, but my personality is much better.

I'm afraid to agree or disagree with your statement.

Woof Woof Dammit 127 5
03/04/2009 09:07 PM

 I have a face. It's usually hidden by a lot of hair though.

Thud 68,506 19
03/04/2009 09:15 PM

Do you have floppy ears and/or droopy eyes?

Woof Woof Dammit 127 5
03/04/2009 09:19 PM

 I see what you did there. 

No more like just long hair.

You can only see one eye ever at once.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
03/04/2009 09:19 PM

I'm afraid to agree or disagree with your statement

Then answer this question:

Do these pants make my butt look fat?

Woof Woof Dammit 127 5
03/04/2009 09:20 PM

It looks like you put 4 gallons of potatoes in a 1 gallon bag........... 

Thud 68,506 19
03/04/2009 09:24 PM

Then answer this question:

Do these pants make my butt look fat?

Rhode Island.  I never promised that the answer would have anything to do with the question.

Test Tube Baby On The Lam 828 5
03/05/2009 05:49 AM

Do these pants make my butt look fat ?

HILARIOUS and clickies for you Shelle.  And no your butt doesn't look fat and you don't look your age and is that a new shirt you're wearing?  It's lovely.  In my line of work I have to always brownose.  It's a very effective tool I've used over the years in taking care of sick people.  Tell someone they look like they've lost weight and you wrap them around your little finger.  

By the time I get here I'm fed up with abusive people and am ready to wale on somebody.  I'm sure many of you have noticed that and I make no apologies.  Let's dance.....No, I'll watch you dance while I pepper the ground with my husband's 45.

Le Ravos 63,472 21
03/05/2009 07:49 AM

No more like just long hair.

You can only see one eye ever at once.

So you look more like this then:

KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey 128,392 98
03/05/2009 08:41 AM

 I have no boobs to speak of, so I have to compensate.

KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey 128,392 98
03/05/2009 08:41 AM

 Pram, your new glasses fit your face and make you look like you belong in a Starbucks snapping your fingers to beat poetry.

Le Ravos 63,472 21
03/05/2009 08:45 AM

I beat you to that joke, Kchicki.

So in other words Pram, it looks like you had 1 too many lattes at Starbucks, and have taken up slam poetry.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
03/05/2009 09:19 AM

Hey Pram, Is that a bong in the background?

KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey 128,392 98
03/05/2009 09:50 AM

 I was trying to agree with you, Ravos, through my cold-meds-induced fog.

Le Ravos 63,472 21
03/05/2009 10:04 AM

your personality ain't what you wear...

But what if I wear my heart on my sleeve. And then when I wipe the sweat from my brow, I get blood on it.

Mothcleaner 4,106 10
03/05/2009 10:40 AM

But what if I wear my heart on my sleeve. And then when I wipe the sweat from my brow, I get blood on it.

that's not your brow, that's your cooch

Le Ravos 63,472 21
03/05/2009 10:47 AM

Thats not your cooch, thats your couch.

Old Dirty Bastard McManus 186,130 44
03/05/2009 12:29 PM

Do these pants make my butt look fat?

No.  Stopping at Strickland's every day makes your butt look fat.

/NE Ohio inside joke

Woof Woof Dammit 127 5
03/05/2009 03:38 PM

So you look more like this then:

No more like this.

http://www.guitarmasterclass.net/wiki/images/5/5f/042505_slash.jpg

Ironbuttkickinsnork 45,655 12
03/05/2009 04:21 PM

When I grow up, I wanna be awesome like you.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/05/2009 04:47 PM

When I grow up, I wanna be awesome like you.

I wanna be awesome too. Maybe we should start a fan club. I'm sure Test Tube Baby would be in it. We could probably get that Danielle chick too. Ooh! I'm so excited!

Test Tube Baby On The Lam 828 5
03/06/2009 12:06 AM

Now, Bill we're not ready to start a club just yet.  We've become too accustomed to paying homage to your shrine day and night, night and day.  It's becoming some cult brainwashed type of sensation. " Yes Master.  Anything you say, Master."  See what I mean.  There's no hope for us.  You'll have to carry on without us. 

Nice to Pram you 80,728 42
03/06/2009 01:41 AM

Hey Pram, Is that a bong in the background?

No, it's a DVD player...

druggie.

Nice to Pram you 80,728 42
03/06/2009 01:42 AM

/NE Ohio inside joke

 not ANYMORE!

Nice to Pram you 80,728 42
03/06/2009 01:53 AM

Pram, is that a bong in the background?

How the hell could you ever... I mean, I can understand if you need glasses (and belive me, most gingers do) but to think that a hunk of plastic painted to look like metal looks like a shaft (shut up) of glass with dancing mushrooms and big purple dongs painted on it in acrylics...

You should practice slamming your bare ass into a pen light to help you get used to the routine when you're in jail.

Juan Campos 1,173 5
03/07/2009 09:42 PM

a shaft (shut up) of glass with dancing mushrooms and big purple dongs painted on it in acrylics...

Have you ever seen a bong in real life, Pram, or are you just guessing what they look like based on a vague description you read somewhere?

Pubah 56,813 18
03/07/2009 11:22 PM

Juan does Dick Grafitti?

Cinderblock 27,578 25
03/07/2009 11:30 PM

  Pram, your glasses make you look cute.

Chance, you look like a sober Lindsay Lohan who hasn't smoked her face into a crumpled up paper bag.

Lobster, you look like the kind of chick who gets sloppy drunk, forgets to use a condom, and subsequently is left with an unwanted pregnancy.

Le Ravos 63,472 21
03/09/2009 02:17 PM

That was pretty much right on Cinder. Do you do birthday parties?