Bumblebee...get me a beer.

Juan Campos 1,173 5
03/03/2009 03:40 PM

Hasbro's follow-up to the Transformers: Beast Wars series was considerably less successful.

Woof Woof Dammit 127 5
03/03/2009 03:41 PM

 This is what happens when Rosy O'Donnel gets a sperm injection from Chuck Norris and accidentally hits her truck with it.

KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey 128,392 98
03/03/2009 04:02 PM

 "Hey guys, my mom let me out of the basement for Halloween."

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
03/03/2009 09:06 PM

I stared at that picture, trying to think of something funny and the only thing I could think of was, he was proud enough of that costume to wear it out into public.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
03/04/2009 08:59 AM

Optimus Mangino

Shell Belle 77,143 25
03/04/2009 08:52 PM

"Autobots, Roll Out to the nearest McDonald's!"

Thud 68,506 19
03/04/2009 08:55 PM

I looked at that and immediately thought "Where is his nemesis, Megatard?"

syncope 49,019 14
03/04/2009 08:58 PM

"Where is his nemesis, Megatard?"

Still fighting his way out of the men's room stall.

manhole 21,656 29
03/04/2009 09:10 PM

And if you pull his middle finger, he'll transform into an obese donkey.

TomServo 3,759 7
03/05/2009 05:21 AM

Optimus Prime Rib

Test Tube Baby On The Lam 828 5
03/05/2009 05:32 AM

He looks like Chris Farley except this guy looks like he's been rode way too hard.  Chris was da Bomb.

TomServo 3,759 7
03/05/2009 05:57 AM

Probably a guest at SR's birthday

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
03/05/2009 08:27 AM

You laugh now, but this is LickemKitty78.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
03/05/2009 09:02 AM

I am SO glad no one ever bought Spicey that Transformer voice changing helmet he wanted.

Sully 605 9
03/23/2009 08:03 AM

Wow, it looks like Optimus Prime ate Bumblebee.

Sully 605 9
03/23/2009 08:06 AM

I'm not really surprised, most of my childhood heroes turn out like that; when Darth Vader took off his mask, he was an old, fat, bald guy too.

Max Coolbody 183 6
03/23/2009 09:58 AM

.......Dad?

Phuc 237,919 21
03/23/2009 11:26 AM

If that's what's protecting Earth from evil, I hope that evil is this guy.

Gonzo 20,522 17
03/23/2009 12:21 PM

"I have the Pace-Matrix of Leadership!"

Buckcherry's lead singer (an alien) 80,728 42
03/23/2009 10:14 PM

Tenacious D meets Gnarles Barkley.

"Frost this costume Shakespeare, I quit the band!"

Luce Fincter 0 4
03/23/2009 11:10 PM

Now that he is leader of the Republican Party, the Secret Serivce insisted Rush Limbaugh wear protective body armour.

Superdan 49 9
03/23/2009 11:51 PM

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Cmacker 5,303 10
03/24/2009 12:33 AM

You know, it's no fair (or no fun) when the title of the capcon automatically wins hands down.....

HarryOx 81 4
03/26/2009 12:33 AM

"A man walks down the street, He says, Why am I soft in the middle now? Why am I soft in the middle? The rest of my life is so hard!" (with apologies to Paul Simon)

blunghole 2 4
03/27/2009 05:24 PM

I don't care how much that kid cries, I'm NOT putting batteries in that.

Pants 14,252 17
03/27/2009 05:29 PM

Buddy really needs to lay off on the Energon Cubes.

Duce aka. The Great Glatt Kosher 313 5
03/30/2009 01:40 AM

 I heart America!

jimbolicious 51 6
03/31/2009 12:03 AM

As Timmy will soon realize, inviting Dad to career day on his "I haven't drank for a week anniversary"  is a bad idea.

Risky 2 4
04/01/2009 09:42 PM

More than Meets the Chins