Not really a caption contest, since there is clearly only one correct response. 

Test Tube Baby Now Taking Steroids 816 3
03/05/2009 09:43 AM

The only thing i noticed was how close together his eyes are.

Thud 53,122 10
03/05/2009 09:53 AM

Where the hell did he find those awful shorts?

Hammerhead 59,084 10
03/05/2009 10:12 AM

Holy Hell!

Goddamnit, Livewire, warn me next time you're gonna post something that frighteningly ugly.  I almost choked on the bite of pretzel I was eating.

Dear gawd, what the hell is wrong with that Froster?

Chit 163,906 10
03/05/2009 11:48 AM

 Just set it and forget i....ahhh...never mind.

TomServo 3,733 5
03/05/2009 02:17 PM

Yet more evidence that Dr. Bruce Banner had Jungle Fever.

LubeeDoobie 20 2
03/05/2009 03:30 PM

I was thinking Peter Cetera suffered an accidental overdose of gamma radiation.

Woof Woof Dammit 118 3
03/05/2009 04:34 PM

OH NO, LEATHERFACE CAME BACK!!!!

and he brought a succubus that's bad with attractive disguises.

Bill the Squirrel 25,535 8
03/05/2009 07:21 PM

Not really a caption contest, since there is clearly only one correct response.

That response being, Ewwwwwwwww!

BillSalamie 65,934 8
03/05/2009 08:00 PM

He's the love child of He Man and Skeletor.

KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey 50,447 11
03/05/2009 08:25 PM

 Garlog and Murthor's attempt to pass themselves off as human failed miserably.

Shell Belle 31,405 9
03/05/2009 08:43 PM

"I can has melanoma?"

peoriagrace 5,962 9
03/05/2009 10:11 PM

Damn he looks crazy and his clothes are filthy. Must be from digging her death hole.

Juan Campos 1,151 3
03/06/2009 04:24 AM

Must be from digging her death hole.

I've never heard a vagina referred to as that before.

Analog 2,801 6
03/06/2009 06:13 AM

Wow, I don't know what is scarrier, the skin cancer or the way the botox makes him look.

it's me 60 2
03/06/2009 07:44 AM

But what about her....you all are focusing on the guy, the chic doesn't exactly look normal either!

Pubah 47,451 11
03/06/2009 08:03 AM

100 injections of Roids

50 injections of Botox

Bake in tanning booth for a week

and

BLAM!

Your What?! Hurts? 2,688 5
03/06/2009 09:53 PM

I'd hit that.

Closet Friend 3,984 5
03/06/2009 09:56 PM

No.  That'd hit you...

BillSalamie 65,934 8
03/06/2009 11:08 PM

Rowdy Roddy Piper came here to chew gum and kick that guy's ass, and he's all out of chewing gum.

peoriagrace 5,962 9
03/07/2009 02:39 AM

Oh man I didn't even think of that Juan. I just thought it would be the hole he buries her in after dismembering her.

Pubah 47,451 11
03/08/2009 09:31 AM

Zeigfried n Roy bave prepared themselves to fend off the next tiger attack...

Aeok 0 2
03/09/2009 03:56 PM

 Dude looks like he replaced a solar panel powering his house with himself. I dont think i  have ever seen someone so falsely tanned in my life. 

yea... id like a Mcfail burger with cheese xtra tard sauce. oh oh yea and a omgwtfbbq shake

Chance wears the Undies around here 168,281 11
03/09/2009 04:22 PM

Not really a caption contest, since there is clearly only one correct response. 

Meh, I've seen bigger........and oranger.

D.B. Cooper 1,775 9
03/10/2009 11:13 PM

 It's like he's only part way thru a game of Jumanji. 

Pram, The Giant Killer 53,535 12
03/11/2009 02:38 AM

He has to prop her up by grabbing her neck because if he doesn't, she'll fold in half.

Pram, The Giant Killer 53,535 12
03/11/2009 02:43 AM

"I'm feeling a little Peking... Mind if I chew your ear?"

Pram, The Giant Killer 53,535 12
03/11/2009 02:44 AM

I looked that image up on Google and it said "Did you mean: Greg Kinear?"

Thud 53,122 10
03/11/2009 03:10 AM

Try as he might, Trog never matched the lustrous tan of George Hamilton.

Pram, The Giant Killer 53,535 12
03/11/2009 03:21 AM

Why do bodybuilders look so happy? They all look like chairs.

Jacques Strap 44 1
05/25/2009 07:31 AM

Uh, you've been hitting the gym a little too much...

The guy who rotated your drink 78 2
10/10/2009 11:33 AM

Iron woman weds bronze statue.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,074 6
10/10/2009 08:34 PM

The correct ansswer is why hasn't a fat Italian plumber stomped on this guy's head yet?

Phla hates you. 103,377 13
10/10/2009 09:01 PM

What's awesome is that the night before this picture, he fell asleep using a toaster as a pillow AND NO ONE CAN TELL.

Mighty Kind 7,200 7
10/10/2009 10:07 PM

I believe this to be evidence of the existance of sasquatch. Using her strength, she tamed it, shaved it, and is teaching it the ways of man.

Kudos to you, scary woman!

Mielke...some thing good to eat! 1,438 3
10/11/2009 12:24 AM

looks like a kinky blue angel gone bad!

Gonzo 17,604 12
10/12/2009 09:19 PM

1. "Is this some kind of Republican Serpentor? I think I see John Wayne, Ronald Reagan, a smidge of Tricky Dick, and a sample of Arnie?"

or...

2. " *boom* *boom* Oooh! Save me Doctor Zaius! ...."

Asshats are falling from the trees! 2,009 3
10/12/2009 10:39 PM

So this is what you look like when you play scat games and don't wash off before getting dressed!

TropicalChris 3 1
11/07/2009 10:53 AM

I didn't know Ralph Lauren made Muscled-Polos...that was what I got from this photo.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,407 10
11/09/2009 06:28 PM

He's not burned, he's blackened cajun style.

0 to speeding ticket in a very short time 52 5
02/04/2010 08:43 AM

Is that self tanning screen on your shorts, or am I just blinded by you brownness?

Ravos in Wonderland 34,407 10
02/04/2010 08:50 AM

But what about her....you all are focusing on the guy, the chic doesn't exactly look normal either!

Her face looks photoshopped on to that body.