Not really a caption contest, since there is clearly only one correct response. 

Test Tube Baby Now Taking Steroids 828 5
03/04/2009 11:43 PM

The only thing i noticed was how close together his eyes are.

Thud 66,695 17
03/04/2009 11:53 PM

Where the hell did he find those awful shorts?

Hammerhead 59,398 14
03/05/2009 12:12 AM

Holy Hell!

Goddamnit, Livewire, warn me next time you're gonna post something that frighteningly ugly.  I almost choked on the bite of pretzel I was eating.

Dear gawd, what the hell is wrong with that Froster?

Chit 178,088 15
03/05/2009 01:48 AM

 Just set it and forget i....ahhh...never mind.

TomServo 3,752 7
03/05/2009 04:17 AM

Yet more evidence that Dr. Bruce Banner had Jungle Fever.

LubeeDoobie 25 4
03/05/2009 05:30 AM

I was thinking Peter Cetera suffered an accidental overdose of gamma radiation.

Woof Woof Dammit 127 5
03/05/2009 06:34 AM

OH NO, LEATHERFACE CAME BACK!!!!

and he brought a succubus that's bad with attractive disguises.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
03/05/2009 09:21 AM

Not really a caption contest, since there is clearly only one correct response.

That response being, Ewwwwwwwww!

BillSalamie 66,795 11
03/05/2009 10:00 AM

He's the love child of He Man and Skeletor.

KChiki is a Cheeky Monkey 124,281 89
03/05/2009 10:25 AM

 Garlog and Murthor's attempt to pass themselves off as human failed miserably.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
03/05/2009 10:43 AM

"I can has melanoma?"

peoriagrace 6,153 11
03/05/2009 12:11 PM

Damn he looks crazy and his clothes are filthy. Must be from digging her death hole.

Juan Campos 1,173 4
03/05/2009 06:24 PM

Must be from digging her death hole.

I've never heard a vagina referred to as that before.

Analog 9,387 18
03/05/2009 08:13 PM

Wow, I don't know what is scarrier, the skin cancer or the way the botox makes him look.

it's me 62 5
03/05/2009 09:44 PM

But what about her....you all are focusing on the guy, the chic doesn't exactly look normal either!

Pubah 54,895 17
03/05/2009 10:03 PM

100 injections of Roids

50 injections of Botox

Bake in tanning booth for a week

and

BLAM!

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
03/06/2009 11:53 AM

I'd hit that.

Closet Friend 6,622 10
03/06/2009 11:56 AM

No.  That'd hit you...

BillSalamie 66,795 11
03/06/2009 01:08 PM

Rowdy Roddy Piper came here to chew gum and kick that guy's ass, and he's all out of chewing gum.

peoriagrace 6,153 11
03/06/2009 04:39 PM

Oh man I didn't even think of that Juan. I just thought it would be the hole he buries her in after dismembering her.

Pubah 54,895 17
03/07/2009 11:31 PM

Zeigfried n Roy bave prepared themselves to fend off the next tiger attack...

Aeok 2 4
03/09/2009 06:56 AM

 Dude looks like he replaced a solar panel powering his house with himself. I dont think i  have ever seen someone so falsely tanned in my life. 

yea... id like a Mcfail burger with cheese xtra tard sauce. oh oh yea and a omgwtfbbq shake

Chance wears the Undies around here 171,220 14
03/09/2009 07:22 AM

Not really a caption contest, since there is clearly only one correct response. 

Meh, I've seen bigger........and oranger.

D.B. Cooper 1,800 12
03/10/2009 02:13 PM

 It's like he's only part way thru a game of Jumanji. 

Pram, The Giant Killer 78,171 40
03/10/2009 05:38 PM

He has to prop her up by grabbing her neck because if he doesn't, she'll fold in half.

Pram, The Giant Killer 78,171 40
03/10/2009 05:43 PM

"I'm feeling a little Peking... Mind if I chew your ear?"

Pram, The Giant Killer 78,171 40
03/10/2009 05:44 PM

I looked that image up on Google and it said "Did you mean: Greg Kinear?"

Thud 66,695 17
03/10/2009 06:10 PM

Try as he might, Trog never matched the lustrous tan of George Hamilton.

Pram, The Giant Killer 78,171 40
03/10/2009 06:21 PM

Why do bodybuilders look so happy? They all look like chairs.

Jacques Strap 51 5
05/24/2009 10:31 PM

Uh, you've been hitting the gym a little too much...

The guy who rotated your drink 86 4
10/10/2009 02:33 AM

Iron woman weds bronze statue.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/10/2009 11:34 AM

The correct ansswer is why hasn't a fat Italian plumber stomped on this guy's head yet?

Phla hates you. 130,632 34
10/10/2009 12:01 PM

What's awesome is that the night before this picture, he fell asleep using a toaster as a pillow AND NO ONE CAN TELL.

Mighty Kind 35,418 48
10/10/2009 01:07 PM

I believe this to be evidence of the existance of sasquatch. Using her strength, she tamed it, shaved it, and is teaching it the ways of man.

Kudos to you, scary woman!

Mielke...some thing good to eat! 1,480 5
10/10/2009 03:24 PM

looks like a kinky blue angel gone bad!

Gonzo 20,504 16
10/12/2009 12:19 PM

1. "Is this some kind of Republican Serpentor? I think I see John Wayne, Ronald Reagan, a smidge of Tricky Dick, and a sample of Arnie?"

or...

2. " *boom* *boom* Oooh! Save me Doctor Zaius! ...."

Asshats are falling from the trees! 11,234 21
10/12/2009 01:39 PM

So this is what you look like when you play scat games and don't wash off before getting dressed!

TropicalChris 3 3
11/07/2009 12:53 AM

I didn't know Ralph Lauren made Muscled-Polos...that was what I got from this photo.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/09/2009 08:28 AM

He's not burned, he's blackened cajun style.

0 to speeding ticket in a very short time 201 7
02/03/2010 10:43 PM

Is that self tanning screen on your shorts, or am I just blinded by you brownness?

Ravos in Wonderland 62,361 20
02/03/2010 10:50 PM

But what about her....you all are focusing on the guy, the chic doesn't exactly look normal either!

Her face looks photoshopped on to that body.

cmonster 99 5
08/05/2010 06:42 AM

"Must be from digging her death hole."

"I've never heard a vagina referred to as that before."
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Hahahaha! I wish I could have commented when these two made theirs! These were the BEST!

I have to site-bail quickly when I see these two leather twins...and I see them alot on the Internets.