Apples finally shows us her melons.

TheVelveTurd 4,928 3
03/19/2009 11:46 PM

 One minute inside Heather's head:  

" I wonder why they call them watermelons? they aren't full of water. It's more like cool aid. Maybe thats why black people like them. OMG I wish my boobs were this big. I could dump Mr. Likes to go to Wal Mart and find a real sugar daddy. I hope he doesn't expect me to cook these. Because I don't cook. Why do men keep looking at me. There's a whole pile of watermelons right there. I wonder why they call them watermelons?......."

Empty Apples 184 3
03/20/2009 12:40 AM

Two clickie faces for the joke about me exposing myself, and a third clickie face for the expression on the chick's face. -1 clickie face for her being blonde, not redhead. However, since I like being the butt of jokes on occasion, you earn 3 clickies by default because I can't do the math of positives and negatives. 

Final score: 3 clickies. 

Bill the Squirrel 25,214 8
05/23/2009 05:03 PM

I was just looking at this thread and decided you people need to give Turd boy more clickies for his post. It is real comedy!






I still hate your guts Turd!

TheVelveTurd 4,928 3
05/23/2009 06:19 PM

Thanks for the bump, Bill. This is some of my finest work and to be appreciated for it by you means...(choke)..sniff ahem...less than you can imagine.

Seriously, thanks..... and remember, there is a fine line between envy and hate.

Your Buddy,
VT

Bill the Squirrel 25,214 8
05/23/2009 07:12 PM

The only way I would envy your guts, is if they were spread over Megan Fox!

Today's Whistler - Since 1903 140,136 19
05/24/2009 08:57 AM

Q: Which came first, Heidi or Traci?




A: Whistler.

Dr. manhole 7,507 8
05/25/2009 04:37 AM

I prefer the hybrid Strawmelons.