Your challenge: come up with a funnier headline for this story.

My entry: "Miss Universe Taken to CanCarrollold It is Guantanamo Bay."

And now the link:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090401/od_nm/us_missuniverse

Phuc 237,919 21
04/02/2009 05:47 AM

"I didn't want to leave, it was such a relaxing place, so calm and beautiful," she added.

"At the spa, they gave me a relaxing gargle and electro-muscular-stimulation. I don't see what those naughty brown men were complaining about! Tee hee!!!"

diburning 169 9
04/02/2009 06:01 AM

Miss Universe finds Jail 'Interesting'

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04/02/2009 07:03 AM

Miss Universe Compares Fuzzy Handcuffs to The Real Thing

Phuc 237,919 21
04/02/2009 08:32 AM

OK. I should probably post something that actually follows the rules.

Lessee...

"Miss Universe Receives Invitation to Go Waterboarding in the Carribean, Brings Wet Suit and Boogie Board."

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
04/02/2009 08:36 AM

"Miss Universe taken to Cuba...Frost-ing christ its a slow Frost-ing news day, I can't believe I spent all that money to get a journalism degree and this is what I am covering, there's a Frost-ing war going on, economic crisis, and I'm writing about a Frost-ing ditz whose only addition to the wrold is looking good...and who gives aFrost what the bitch thinks"

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04/02/2009 11:15 AM

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Phuc Rules

Pants 14,252 17
04/02/2009 05:23 PM

Miss Universe says "I love Lamp."

Who the Frost really cares what Miss Universe has to say about anything.  The only thing those Frosts know how to do is tell everyone they wish for world peace and suck Coleridge.  I bet the idiots could probably accomplish their goal of world peace if they sucked more Coleridge.

Thud 68,506 19
04/02/2009 05:52 PM

"Miss Universe Found to be Complete Idiot, Free of Empathy!"

peoriagrace 6,166 11
04/03/2009 09:53 PM

Miss Universe says had "lot of queefing fun" in Guantanamo Bay

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
04/05/2009 09:31 AM

"Miss Universe wants 'World Peace' "

Just plain Jeeni 47,795 51 make sure to check out the techno remix
04/05/2009 02:11 PM

Miss Universe says "I like turtles!"

Just plain Jeeni 47,795 51
04/05/2009 02:14 PM

"Don't miss the best place in the universe: Guantanamo Bay."

Wino Willie McManus 186,130 44
04/05/2009 07:04 PM

"She said something?  I'm sorry, I missed it.  For some reason, my mind keeps wandering."

Taco Murderface Murderface 61,976 36
04/05/2009 08:24 PM

"Señorita Universe dijo que ella tenía mucha diversión en la Bahía Guantanamo!"

I assume they probably care more in Puerto Rico being as to how it's her land of origin.

Pubah 56,813 18
04/05/2009 09:57 PM

She just wants to make us U.S. Americans feel better.

Get up off her...

...Some Marine just did.

Test Tube Baby On The Lam 828 5
04/06/2009 12:07 AM

How much did she get paid for saying she had fun there ?  That's my focus.

Oh, duh, I forgot.  They don't get paid and all that......so I'm  told.