...and I didn't. A woman I dated in October and had a falling out with in November died in December, I learned today. I don't know how; she probably got clobbered by the mass transit.

This is the last thread I'm going to start for awhile. Sorry, guys.

It sucks, though. She inspired my last film. The gay carrot reference? All her. She told me not to care what other people think of me, but what she was really saying is, "I don't care if people think I'm alive". She wore ugly sneakers...

Chance loves Twitter! 171,275 14
04/03/2009 06:57 AM

It took me to the last sentence to figure out who this was. Damned I'm slooooow. Dude, if she wore ugly sneakers, why do you even care? There are so many other sneakers in the sea...erm...footlocker. Good luck, I'm sure you'll be up and running in no time.

Chance loves Twitter! 171,275 14
04/03/2009 07:15 AM

Did she leave a will? Do you get her ugly shoes for a last bang?

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04/03/2009 08:12 AM

I don't know. She commited wrists.

Chance loves Twitter! 171,275 14
04/03/2009 08:14 AM

She did it to herself? Oh jeez. I'm sorry Pram. My thoughts and prayers and with you and her family.

Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 63,472 21
04/03/2009 10:32 AM

you won't get any updates from me

Promise?</harsh>

But seriously Pram, I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sure you'll find some how to cope, just don't try the same way as she did. Obviously that doesn't work too well. 

Inspector 71 278 6
04/03/2009 11:55 AM

Oh, come on!

Bill loses a baby and the wife goes apeShakespeare, and you give him nothing but grief.

But when the shoeFroster pushes the old bag over the edge, it's all "oooh, sorry clay-boy, I'll pray for you"

WTF, youze guys are all Frosted up!

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/03/2009 11:59 AM

Lighten up, will ya?  It's a woman that Pram dated so it's not like it was a real person or anything.

Jolson - wtf?! 16,163 11
04/03/2009 12:14 PM

At least she's not afraid of committment cos it takes one committed person to slice into their wrists for the gold.

Sometimes it takes three to four committed people, though, if the individual in question is all hopped up on PCP.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/03/2009 12:26 PM

Just. Frost-ing. WOW!

Rock Lobster is Laying an Egg 18,570 33
04/03/2009 01:08 PM

WTF, youze guys are all Frosted up!

Welcome to Zug Live!

Pram, honey,

I'm so sorry for your los. I know how much it hurts to lose a friend to a situation like that. If you need to talk, ever, I'll email you my phone number.

Jolson - wtf?! 16,163 11
04/03/2009 01:32 PM

Pram, in all seriousness, you have my condolences. I don't know how close you felt to her, but if you really loved her on some level (or all levels) then you have my condolences. Losing people does indeed suck.

On the flip side, any and all restraining orders she may have had against you should be null and void. You just need to give the groundskeeper a reasonable tip to give you guys some private time.

Taco Murderface Murderface 61,976 36
04/03/2009 02:43 PM

Well.  Her Emo cred just went up a few points.

What, Frost you guys.  Pram is near and dear to me but this thread was getting really fruity.  Suicide or not this is still Gab.

Chit 178,781 15
04/03/2009 02:48 PM

I have to agree with Taco on this one.



  I'm afraid to say it, but if that was that nut bread, (Trisch) that you brought over here to go all ape-Shakespeare on us about giving you a little constructive criticism... then a bunch of us might have accidently wished this on her.





...oops, sorry.





Anyway, it was bound to happen... after all, you know those "Crazy Libras".

 

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/03/2009 02:51 PM

Starts with, S..........?*

*ends with, orry for your loss.

Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 63,472 21
04/03/2009 02:52 PM

then a bunch of us might have accidently intentionally wished brought this on her.

Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 63,472 21
04/03/2009 02:53 PM

Starts with, S..........?*

 *ends with, orry for your loss uicide.

Chit 178,781 15
04/03/2009 02:59 PM

You should have told het not to care what the other people in her head were saying about her. 

Chit 178,781 15
04/03/2009 03:08 PM

 Gab = 1

Trisch = zero

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/03/2009 03:48 PM

 She inspired my last film

And you inspired her last act. I think you win.

Just plain Jeeni 47,795 51
04/03/2009 04:01 PM

Death can be really tough to deal with. The closer the person is, the more difficult it can be. People who commit suicide probably don't realize how it affects the people who are left behind. Or maybe they do. It's a pretty selfish way to go.

You may have had a falling out, but it's not your fault she made that decision.

Did she will her sneakers to you?

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/03/2009 04:14 PM

People who commit suicide probably don't realize how it affects the people who are left behind.

Probably that whole being DEAD thing that prevents any realizations.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/03/2009 04:20 PM

Probably that whole being DEAD thing that prevents any realizations.

Either that or they realize that an eternity in hell for killing themselves probably wasn't the smartest move. Wouldn't make a difference either way though. They wouldn't be thinking about those left behind.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
04/03/2009 09:31 PM

Suiciders piss me off; unfortunately most of the ones I've known screw up the actual killing themselves. I always tell them one of the following depending on the situation:

1) You can kill yourself if you want, but I just think there is a better way to deal with your problems.

2) I'm not gonna be all sad and upset if you kill yourself, so don't think you'll be getting back at me like that. I'll just be pissed at you and will kick your dead ass until I'm not angry anymore.

3) Go right ahead and do it; you're not holding me as an emotional hostage mother-Froster.

4) if you're gonna do it make sure you won't be crippled if it fails.

manhole 21,656 29
04/03/2009 10:06 PM

Wow, I chated with her online a while back. She was a nice person, though a bit clueless at times. I thought the smoking video she made was cool. It's on her myspace page.

Chit 178,781 15
04/03/2009 11:28 PM

This user must add you as a friend to see his/her profile.





Hmmm....Gonna be hard to get her to add me as a friend now... even if she was willing to forget our little fallout.

 

Chit 178,781 15
04/03/2009 11:39 PM

Agreed...that was a very cool video.





In hindsight, I bet she wishes that she never quit smoking.



RIP Trisch.



 

The Mailman 176,464 56
04/03/2009 11:54 PM

This is the last thread I'm going to start for awhile. Sorry, guys.



Thank you, suicidal person, whoever you are. Your death was not in vain!

Livewire 78,229 13
04/04/2009 01:57 AM

I guess you'll be getting a refund from eHarmony. 

Phuc 237,919 21
04/04/2009 06:02 AM

I look forward to the Very Special Episode of "Plasticene Bobo Goes to Morphville."

Thud 68,506 19
04/05/2009 05:59 PM

Sorry I'm getting to this thread late.  I wasn't here for a few days, I was over there.  No, not there.  Let's keep things somewhat realistic.

My condolences on your loss Pram.

Test Tube Baby On The Lam 828 5 gives Pram a cyberhug
04/06/2009 12:56 AM

Dude, I'm so sorry.   Take care.

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04/06/2009 02:46 AM

What, Frost you guys. Pram is near and dear to me but this thread was getting really fruity. Suicide or not this is still Gab.

You know, you're right. Let's crawl under some wood chips and Frost.

Chance 171,275 14
04/06/2009 07:56 AM

Did she will her sneakers to you?

DOESNT ANYBODY READ MY POSTS ANYMORE! Humpfh!

Pants 14,252 17
04/06/2009 07:21 PM

DOESNT ANYBODY READ MY POSTS ANYMORE! Humpfh!

I think everyone will agree when I say "I don't think there's a Chance."

Thud 68,506 19
04/06/2009 07:28 PM

Nice one, Pram.

Test Tube Baby On The Lam 828 5 tells Pants to look behind him
04/06/2009 07:30 PM

"Hey man here comes Chance.     Ruuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn !

I'm not sure but it looks like she's carrying a chainsaw."

Parameter Random Access Mullet 80,728 42
04/08/2009 03:54 PM

A quick update,

Trisch didn't commit suicide. I just talked to her best friend. The cause of death was accidental.

She did not guillotine herself, shoot poison darts at her heart, jump off a building in flames, put her face in a rotary fan, climb into a confectionery oven, shove a steak knife through her neck and saw her head off slowly, jump on a trampoline into a ceiling of spikes, tie sausagelinks around her neck and taunt pit bulls,  or ride a unicycle into the ocean.

She didn't mean to die, and I'll miss her shoes.

Ditdah 123,110 14
04/08/2009 05:10 PM

I wasn't here for a few days, I was over there.

Canada?

Thud 68,506 19
04/08/2009 05:12 PM

No, not Canada.  Over there.

Yep, that's it, right there.  Ahhhhh, much better.  Thanks.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/09/2009 09:44 AM

A quick update, Trisch didn't commit suicide. I just talked to her best friend. The cause of death was accidental. She did not guillotine herself, shoot poison darts at her heart, jump off a building in flames, put her face in a rotary fan, climb into a confectionery oven, shove a steak knife through her neck and saw her head off slowly, jump on a trampoline into a ceiling of spikes, tie sausagelinks around her neck and taunt pit bulls, or ride a unicycle into the ocean. She didn't mean to die, and I'll miss her shoes.

So much for the no update thing.